Whose fault will it be: Mavericks edition

[Mediocre Man]

Another day, another chance to bitch about the bitches getting paid by Paul Allen. Yes, it's his money our dumbass "owner" is spending. Just a hunch, but I doubt we will shoot as well as last night, so this one should be fun

Standings
Riverman 1 (25) +2 for pointing out the shitting Utah nickname
Andalusion 1 (23)
Ptld platypus 1 (23) +2 for the Louisiana purchase reference. +2 for pointing out what a shitty off brand New Orleans is to Amsterdam
Sly 0 (22)
MM 1 (22)
Quatro 1 (17)
Lawai’a 0 (16)
Hoop Guru 1 (13)
Phat 0 (11)
crandc 0 (9)
everything beagle 0 (9)
Cugel 1 (8)
Mick Zagger 0 (8)
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (6)
Wook 0 (5)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Eastoff 0 (4)
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Wizenheimer 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
blazerkor 0 (2)
tlongII 1 (1) Don't think because you didn't actually play that you didn't actually play
Sedatedfork 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
SwissBlazer 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did

 

[PtldPlatypus]

With Luka and Kyrie out, if the Mavs win tonight it will likely be because Klay goes off. So, blasphemous as it may sound, I'll have to blame Harry Glickman for drafting Mychal Thompson in 1978, which led to him meeting his wife Julie in a gym at UP, getting married, and siring the lesser splash brother.

 

[andalusian]

Toyota. For they no longer bring a proper small truck to the US and all we have is that bloody Ford.

 

[Quatro44]

I blame Portland for not keep the Mavericks baseball team around.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Toyota. For they no longer bring a proper small truck to the US and all we have is that bloody Ford.

Left field +1

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame Portland for not keep the Mavericks baseball team around.

Brilliant. +1

 

[Sedatedfork]

In-it-4-me Simons

 

[Hoopguru]

I blame Roy Tarpley & Joe Rogan

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame Roy Tarpley & Joe Rogan

Back story?

 

[Hoopguru]

Back story?

none....other than Tarpley issues brought dragged the franchise down for some time until, Cuban. Joe Rogan I blame for all things wrong in Texas..

 

[BlazerWookee]

I blame EnglandDan. Marachter chatters.

 

[riverman]

I blame General Santa Ana for losing Texas in the battle of San Jacinto and paving the way for the era of Ted Cruz, Jerry Jones and the shooter on the grassy knoll

 

[Phatguysrule]

Jim Jackson. How dare he put up those kinds of numbers for Dallas...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

At one point, Dallas had the two highest-paid undrafted players in sports history: Tony Romo and... Wesley Mattews.

So I blame scouting.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Good old reliable Ant Simons was tonight bitch. Almost single handedly grasping defeat from the jaws of victory. He certainly had some help, with Chauncey doing his absolute best "what the holy fuck" rotations and offensive sets. Thank you all for playing this round

Standings
Riverman 1 (26)
Andalusion 1 (25) +1 for the left field Ford comment
Ptld platypus 1 (24)
Sly 1 (23)
MM 1 (23)
Quatro 1 (19) +1 for the great comment
Lawai’a 0 (16)
Hoop Guru 1 (14)
Phat 1 (12)
crandc 0 (9)
everything beagle 0 (9)
Cugel 0 (8)
Mick Zagger 0 (8)
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (6)
Wook 1 (6)
Sedatedfork 1 (4) +2 for actually guessing right and +1 for joining this asinine game and nailing it on the first try.
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Eastoff 0 (4)
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Wizenheimer 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
blazerkor 0 (2)
tlongII 0 (1) Don't think because you didn't actually play that you didn't actually play
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
SwissBlazer 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did

 

[Haakzilla]