Forum Game Whose fault will it be: NBA Draft edition

[Mediocre Man]

There is no way these fucks get this right. Now, I say that after a couple of years of not doing too horribly on draft day, but with the sale of the team, and worse yet, Bert still involved in this shit show, it's only a matter of time before we make some asinine move to secure our mediocrity. Thank you all for playing.

Standings
Hoop Guru 1 (120) +2 Fixed from the beginning
Andalusion 1 (120) +2 David Sterns ghost is great
MM 1 (118) +2 This is why Camara didn't make first team all defense. And fuck me and my perfect opinion on where we will draft
Ptld platypus 1 (117) +2 Do they ever even tell you how to get to that fucking street?
Riverman 1 (115) +2 The reverse jinx. We never saw it coming
Sly 1 (111) +2 No idea what Sly's pic is because I can't see it, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt
Quatro 1 (110) +2 It's so simple
Phat 1 (111) +3 Always the right answer
crandc 1 (90) +2 Larue Martin has always been that bitch
blazerkor 1 (89) +2 I've never trusted them
e_blazer 0 (78)
SheedSoNasty 0 (60)
RR7 0 (58)
Lawai’a 1 (56) +0 NO OPTIMISM
Ironman 1 (27) +2 The balls were played with, and not in a good way
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 0 (18)
BoBoBrewski 0 (15)
BlazerBeav 0 (15)
everything beagle 0 (14)
Eastoff 0 (12)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
Cugel 0 (11)
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Amiricon 0 (5)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Stomp 0 (4)
Sloth 0 (4)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 1 (-2) -2 Fuck you and your optimism
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
Ron Brewer 0 (-3) The fuck are you talking about the actual event in here? I didn't realize that anyone would be worse that Kingspeed. Kudos

Last edited: May 13, 2025

 

[Pinwheel1]

The Germans for drafting Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz into their army. It set a poor precedent for all future drafts.

 

[RonBrewer]

There is no way these fucks get this right.
Ron Brewer 0 (-3) The fuck are you talking about the actual event in here? I didn't realize that anyone would be worse that Kingspeed. Kudos

Last edited: May 13, 2025

Standings? WTF are you talking about? LMAO.

This list must be confined to those of whom have rustled thy jimmies the most.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I blame Madonna!

 

[Mediocre Man]

Standings? WTF are you talking about? LMAO.

This list must be confined to those of whom have rustled thy jimmies the most.

you just don’t get it

 

[andalusian]

George F. Kennan, architect of the Cold war, which led to the Vietnam war, which led to the draft.

Oh, the NBA draft? Adam Silver and his need to grease the wheels of Luka to LAL by giving Dallas Cooper.

 

[blazerkor]

Given that it might be his last big trade window to absolutely throw a wrench in...


this dude:

 

[RonBrewer]

you just don’t get it

Neato

 

[lawai'a]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

 

[Quatro44]

Miler Genuine Draft, that stuff is nasty

 

[Mediocre Man]

Long anticipated results tomorrow

 

[inconceivable]

Long anticipated results tomorrow

what happens tomorrow?

 

[riverman]

It's clearly the Lakers fault..always was, always will be. Lakers fans go to the game to be seen, not to see the game. It's a giant photo op. Agents and promoters love the Lakers.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Welp, there you have it. Portland either nailed the shit out of this fucking draft or reached farther than Mrs HCP during a reach around. Hopefully Chinese Jokic is as good as they think he is. I want to thank you all for playing this asinine game this season and having a little fun. The winner is Andalusion. Congrats and PM me for your spectacular prize

Andalusion 1 (123) Kennan is a cuck. Fuck him
Hoop Guru 0 (120)
MM 0 (118)
Ptld platypus 0 (117)
Riverman 0 (115)
Sly 1 (115) +3 for mixing in that skank Madonna
Quatro 1 (113) +3 It's basically like drinking piss
Phat 0 (111)
blazerkor 1 (93) +3. I really can't wait until he is no longer associated with this franchise
crandc 0 (90)
e_blazer 0 (78)
Lawai’a 1 (60) +3 I'm pretty sure this picture just caused my recent hospital visit. Fuck all of them
SheedSoNasty 0 (60)
RR7 0 (58)
Ironman 0 (27)
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 0 (18)
BoBoBrewski 0 (15)
BlazerBeav 0 (15)
everything beagle 0 (14)
Eastoff 0 (12)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
Cugel 0 (11)
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Pinwheel1 1 (5) +2 for bashing the German's. They know what they did
Amiricon 0 (5)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Stomp 0 (4)
Sloth 0 (4)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable (-3) Congrats on being the second worst player.
Ron Brewer 0 (-4) I didn't realize that anyone would be worse that Kingspeed. Kudos

 

[riverman]

Congrats to Andalusian and thanks for the entertainment MM!

 

[BigGameDamian]

We still don’t have shooters on this team.

 

[andalusian]

Thanks MM for this game, It certainly was one of the more fun things to do.

I guess that I am a Karen at heart as I seem to be good at laying blame. A disappointment in my personal growth but a win is a win.

No real need for a prize over the entertainment I got from playing the game and reading the fantastic judgement ruling.

And.. as they say in most acceptance speeches, just to be nominated with this esteemed company is an honor.

 

[lawai'a]

thank you sir for the fun distraction provided. be well sir.