Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Owner edition

[Mediocre Man]

A practice game for the ages. Pre season, if you will. In this game, we’ll go with the new owner Tom dumdum. This motherfucker from Dallas via Raleigh via wherever the fuck he’s from is gonna be the new owner of our beloved franchise. Let’s hear it from you. Love to everyone.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I blame Garbage for creating the anthem for Mediocre Man's life.

 

[julius]

Go outside man, touch some grass. You need a better hobby.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame Garbage for creating the anthem for Mediocre Man's life.

Obviously -1, but you knew that was coming before that premeditated attack

 

[Mediocre Man]

Go outside man, touch some grass. You need a better hobby.

Did you even play this glorious piece of shit game last season?

 

[kjironman1]

Can I make up rules again as I go along this year?

 

[Phatguysrule]

Bert F****** Kolde.

I don't know how, but that m*********** is going to f*** us some mother f****** way on his mother f****** way out.

F*** Bert Kolde

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Obviously -1, but you knew that was coming before that premeditated attack

It's preseason, the score doesn't matter.

And that's a great song.

 

[Pinwheel1]

Can someone remind me again why we hate Bert? It's hard to keep track of all the hate on this board.

 

[Hoopguru]

Dude is buds with Cuban, thats all I need to know. Bet Cuban either invest's himself or acts as Toms consultant.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Can I make up rules again as I go along this year?

I’m not even sure what the rules are, so I’m rooting for you. Maybe a different game?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Bert F****** Kolde.

I don't know how, but that m*********** is going to f*** us some mother f****** way on his mother f****** way out.

F*** Bert Kolde

-1 for redacting

 

[crandc]

Ghost of Paul Allen too obvious.

I blame Texas. Fuckawful state and legislature trying to gerrymander away Jasmine Crockett's seat.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ghost of Paul Allen too obvious.

I blame Texas. Fuckawful state and legislature trying to gerrymander away Jasmine Crockett's seat.

Please keep politics out of the main forum.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Ghost of Paul Allen too obvious.

I blame Texas. Fuckawful state and legislature trying to gerrymander away Jasmine Crockett's seat.

Love this

 

[Mediocre Man]

Please keep politics out of the main forum.

100% allowed in this game. Fuck Texas and Fuck their orange God

 

[kjironman1]

100% allowed in this game. Fuck Texas and Fuck their orange God

Agree but there is a time and place. Cannot go political in the game with no rules. That is rule #1. Sly made that rule.

 

[Sedatedfork]

I blame global warming. Dude thinks Portland is going to be the new Dallas

 

[riverman]

The worst part of this will be when our Texan cowboy makes the Blazers theme song “all of my ex’s live in Texas” or if all the bobble heads will have to wear Cowboy hats! Fuck that!!!! Next thing we know Meyers Leotard will be singing “there’s good in being gone” or some such bs for our halftime entertainment. This would be the perfect time to throw your sex toys on the court! Somebody tell HCP what a sex toy is please!

 

[Pinwheel1]

100% allowed in this game. Fuck Texas and Fuck their orange God

So why do you live there again?

 

[BBert]

........ Somebody tell HCP what a sex toy is please!

I'm sure he knows by now it's Mrs. @THE HCP

 

[BBert]

I have a longstanding policy that you couldn't get me to Texas at gunpoint.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Agree but there is a time and place. Cannot go political in the game with no rules. That is rule #1. Sly made that rule.

Fuck Sly. It’s my game. I mean I’ll talk to Sly about it

 

[Mediocre Man]

So why do you live there again?

Job. I moved a year ago. Not on Texas any longer

 

[BBert]

Job. I moved a year ago. Not on Yexas any longer

Congratulations! I'm happy for you.

 

[Phatguysrule]

I have a longstanding policy that you couldn't get me to Texas at gunpoint.

What an ironic statement...

 

[Mediocre Man]

The worst part of this will be when our Texan cowboy makes the Blazers theme song “all of my ex’s live in Texas” or if all the bobble heads will have to wear Cowboy hats! Fuck that!!!! Next thing we know Meyers Leotard will be singing “there’s good in being gone” or some such bs for our halftime entertainment. This would be the perfect time to throw your sex toys on the court! Somebody tell HCP what a sex toy is please!

How do you know The Mrs HCP’s pet name for me?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Congratulations! I'm happy for you.

This state is actually just as if not more red. Prettier though

 

[riverman]

Job. I moved a year ago. Not on Texas any longer

congrats! which state are you in now?

 

[Mediocre Man]

congrats! which state are you in now?

I think it’s too personal. I like to be a bit private. I’ll give you a vague hint. No way you’ll get it, but I’m a private person. The hint is……Roll Tide. Good luck