OT Why don't we have a Christmas Adam, isn't it sexist to only celebrate Eve?

[SlyPokerDog]

I feel we should be more outraged over this.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

We should rename the Super Bowl Christmas Adam.

 

[julius]

And Santa, and therefore Jesus, was white.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

(It's from 2013.)

 

[Chris Craig]

(It's from 2013.)

The Ghost of J.P. Morgan wins

 

[Hoopguru]

I feel we should be more outraged over this.

Can you believe the progressive radicals are putting up a fuss over " The Ginger Bread Man" lol

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Can you believe the progressive radicals are putting up a fuss over " The Ginger Bread Man" lol

So I just had to google that, so one Scottish cafe changed the Ginger Bread Man to Ginger Bread Person and Tucker Carlson goes on a full, "THIS IS A WAR ON CHRISTMAS!" meltdown.

Just not seeing the outrage. Seems as manufactured as my Christmas Adam.

 

[julius]

So I just had to google that, so one Scottish cafe changed the Ginger Bread Man to Ginger Bread Person and Tucker Carlson goes on a full, "THIS IS A WAR ON CHRISTMAS!" meltdown.

Just not seeing the outrage. Seems as manufactured as my Christmas Adam.

That seems to be the M.O. of people when it comes to labeling the "other". 1 person says something (usually monotonous) and they freak out like it's an affront of their morals and values.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/lebron...-semitic-song-lyrics-instagram-155131217.html

 

[SlyPokerDog]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/lebron...-semitic-song-lyrics-instagram-155131217.html

Thank god Lebron isn't a Blazer. Disaster averted.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Maybe we can trade Meyers for him now that his Nazi beliefs have been exposed.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

He's back....

 

[Lanny]

He's back....

Wow, that was just way too weird for words.

Looked like Kevin Spacey and some brief investigation turned out that it is Kevin Spacey. What on Earth was he trying to do?

 

[Chris Craig]

He's back....

Well that wasn't creepy at all

Yeah we saw you die. Your career is done. It was very public and very damming.

 

[Chris Craig]

Wow, that was just way too weird for words.

Looked like Kevin Spacey and some brief investigation turned out that it is Kevin Spacey. What on Earth was he trying to do?

Going for the 'it was all a dream' plot twist?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Not gonna watch the video. Just go away Soze

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Not gonna watch the video. Just go away Soze

The Usual Suspects will always be one of my favorite movies.

 

[riverman]

Of course we celebrate Eve....Adam is busy mopping the floors and changing a diaper somewhere...somebody has never been married to an "Eve" ...that's for sure

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

The Usual Suspects will always be one of my favorite movies.

I'm fine if he was to keep making movies. People won't let him so I say give it a rest.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

Of course we celebrate Eve....Adam is busy mopping the floors and changing a diaper somewhere...somebody has never been married to an "Eve" ...that's for sure

Not me. I'm not allowed in the kitchen except to eat. Even my ex wife did all the housework. Oh, it's not that I haven't volunteered. I'm just not allowed. I'm allowed to do all the "paper work" and make and receive all the business calls, otherwise, she pretty much monopolizes the phone. Nope, I'm King in my house and my wife gives me permission to say that. She did lay down the law yesterday. She told me she's going to buy a multithousands of dollars purse in the near future. Gulp. I have to accept the bad with the good.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Not me. I'm not allowed in the kitchen except to eat. Even my ex wife did all the housework. Oh, it's not that I haven't volunteered. I'm just not allowed. I'm allowed to do all the "paper work" and make and receive all the business calls, otherwise, she pretty much monopolizes the phone. Nope, I'm King in my house and my wife gives me permission to say that. She did lay down the law yesterday. She told me she's going to buy a multithousands of dollars purse in the near future. Gulp. I have to accept the bad with the good.

If I win the lotto and my wife wants to buy a 1000 dollar plus purse I'll be getting a divorce....

Or a mistress. If we're just gonna blow things it goes both ways.

 

[Lanny]

If I win the lotto and my wife wants to buy a 1000 dollar plus purse I'll be getting a divorce....

Or a mistress. If we're just gonna blow things it goes both ways.

I wish her purse was only a thousand dollars. It's actually a few thousand. My only allowed response is "Yes dear".

 

[Chris Craig]

I wish her purse was only a thousand dollars. It's actually a few thousand. My only allowed response is "Yes dear".

$2000-$3000 for a purse? Is it covered in diamonds? Gold plated?

 

[Lanny]

$2000-$3000 for a purse? Is it covered in diamonds? Gold plated?

I have no idea. She's looking at two or more purses one of which is a Louis Vuitton.

Bad news, men. Gotta go. Seems like this is some sort of holiday and my wife insists on making me a delicious breakfast. Well, who am I to deprive her of her joy. I'll eat every bite and enrich her life. Yes, I'm that kind of guy.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I wish her purse was only a thousand dollars. It's actually a few thousand. My only allowed response is "Yes dear".

My coworker bought his wife a 2 thousand dollar purse and I recently asked if she still uses it and he said yes.

That would at least keep me somewhat grounded.

 

[riverman]

My only allowed response is "Yes dear".

King Lanny? More like manservant Lanny! My point exactly....if Adam wants to get lucky he'll be celebrating Eve and fulfill all of her wishes! I was born in the Chinese year of the Horse....it means my wife can make me go wherever she wants with a simple nudge.

 

[Lanny]

My coworker bought his wife a 2 thousand dollar purse and I recently asked if she still uses it and he said yes.

That would at least keep me somewhat grounded.

Still uses it? You're God Damned right she'd better use it and use it a long time.
I think a purse costing that much is insanity but then my wife thinks owning a Volvo is insanity. A Volvo at least has life saving features as well as gets you from 'A' to 'B' in comfort and efficiently. A Volvo will also last a long time, as my experience tells me.
I see the car as having a lot of practical value that an expensive purse doesn't. I used to buy my wallets at the bargain table at the after Christmas sales.
The purse is a status symbol and not much more. But women judge other women harshly if they don't have a purse that's as good or better than their's.
Frequently, I thank God I wasn't born a woman. Other women would hate my shoes, my purse and my lack of makeup.

 

[Haakzilla]

He's back....

...back? Isn't this just a clip from House of Cards

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I feel we should be more outraged over this.

We have a Christmas Adam service at our church every year. That would be the day before Christmas Eve, since as we all know, Adam came first--a fact which may have explained why Eve was spending time with the serpent...