Why I Vote Democrat

[BLAZER PROPHET]

This was sent to me by a friend. I certainly don't buy into it, but thought some might find it amusing:


10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

7. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

5. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

3. I voted Democrat because I believe business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as they see fit.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

 

[Eastoff]

I like the reverse of 5.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

will all of you republicans still fight for the babies rights if they grow up gay?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

will all of you republicans still fight for the babies rights if they grow up gay?

I'm sure they will.

I'm not a republican, but I am strongly anti abortion.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I'm sure they will.

really? republicans are pro gay now huh? wow, sneaky little devils...

 

[Mediocre Man]

I am a strong republican, and I will certainly fight for their right to live. I am of firm belief that being gay is not a choice. Being a murderer is.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I am a strong republican, and I will certainly fight for their right to live. I am of firm belief that being gay is not a choice. Being a murderer is.

Agreed with this thought.

 

[Denny Crane]

really? republicans are pro gay now huh? wow, sneaky little devils...

http://www.logcabin.org/site/c.nsKSL7PMLpF/b.5468093/k.BE4C/Home.htm

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I am a strong republican, and I will certainly fight for their right to live. I am of firm belief that being gay is not a choice. Being a murderer is.

so you are cool with gay marriage?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

most republicans arent i thought....must be the liberal spin machine!

 

[julius]

when is it supposed to get funny?

 

[MrJayremmie]

One of the worst chain e-mails I've read in a while.

 

[Rhal]

I disagree with that whole e-mail but I still found it fairly funny.

 

[MrJayremmie]

I disagree with that whole e-mail but I still found it fairly funny.

It isn't funny if you realize that millions of people out there believe that shit.

 

[julius]

It isn't funny if you realize that millions of people out there believe that shit.

Both sides believe strange things about the other. They think stupid things like this are what makes up each other. I.E., "top 10 things that make me vote republican", etc.

Although anyone who gets chain mails with this shit, are gullible saps.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Both sides believe strange things about the other. They think stupid things like this are what makes up each other. I.E., "top 10 things that make me vote republican", etc.

Although anyone who gets chain mails with this shit, are gullible saps.

for reals, like the site maxie linked to on the wienergate thing, ann coulter popped up and asked for my email lol, who would be like..."okay, sounds like a good idea" ?

 

[Mediocre Man]

so you are cool with gay marriage?

I think gay people should have every legal right that straight people have.

I think convicted murderers,child molesters and rapists should be shot as soon as the jury says guilty

I think we should invade Mexico and claim it for ourselves. Send the army in and slaughter all of the drug lords on Pay Per View.

I think less Government is a good thing, and I would rather be the one to decide what to do with my money.

I don't believe in abortion, but also don't think I, or anyone else has the right to decide for a woman and her choice. The tax payers should not have to pay for it though

I think legalizing prostitution and marijuana is a good thing because it can be controlled and taxed

Among many other things

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I got this sent to me today.

If any other of our presidents
had doubled the National Debt, which
had taken more than two centuries
to accumulate, in one year,
would You have Approved?

If any other of our presidents
had then proposed to Double
the debt again within 10 years,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had criticized a State Law that
he admitted he never even read,
would you think that he is
just an ignorant hot Head?

If any other of our presidents
joined the country of Mexico and sued a
State in the United States to force that State
to continue to allow Illegal Immigration,
would you question his patriotism
and wonder who's side he was on?

If any other of our presidents
had pronounced the Marine Corps
as if it were the Marine Corpse,
would you think him an Idiot?

If any other of our presidents
had put 87,000 workers out of work
by arbitrarily placing a moratorium on
offshore oil drilling on companies that have
one of the best safety records of any industry
because one foreign company had an accident,
would you have agreed?

If any other of our presidents
had used a forged document as the
basis of the moratorium that would render
87000 American workers unemployed,
would you support him?

If any other of our presidents
had been the first President to need a
teleprompter installed to be able to get through
a press conference, would you have laughed and said
this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is
really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If any other of our presidents
had spent hundreds of thousands of Dollars
to take his First Lady to a play in NYC,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had reduced your retirement plan holdings
of GM stock by 90% and given the
unions a majority stake in GM,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had made a joke at the expense
of the Special Olympics,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive
and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown
had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had given the Queen of England an
IPod containing videos of his speeches,
would you have thought it to be a
proud moment for America ?

If any other of our presidents
had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia ,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had visited Austria and made reference
to the nonexistent "Austrian language,"
would you have brushed it off
as a minor slip?

If any other of our presidents
had filled his Cabinet and circle of
Advisers with people who cannot seem
to keep current on their Income Taxes,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had stated that there were 57 states in
the United States , wouldn't you have had
second thoughts about his capabilities?

If any other of our presidents
would have flown all the way to Denmark
to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics
would benefit him walking out his front door in his
home town, would you not have thought he was
a self-important, conceited, egotistical jerk?

If any other of our presidents
had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to
"Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador
when it was "The 5th of May" (Cinco de Mayo),
and then continue to flub it when he tried again,
wouldn't you have winced in embarrassment?

If any other of our presidents
had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel
to go plant a single tree on Earth Day,
would you have concluded he's a Hypocrite?

If any other of our presidents'
Administrations had okayed Air Force One
flying low over millions of people followed by
a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing
widespread panic, would you have wondered
whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If any other of our presidents
had failed to send relief aid to flood victims
throughout the Midwest, with more people killed
or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you
want it made into a major ongoing Political issue
with claims of racism and incompetence?

If any other of our presidents
had created the positions of 32 Czars
who report directly to him, bypassing
the House and Senate on much of
what is happening in America ,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had ordered the firing of the CEO
of a major corporation, even though he
had no constitutional authority to do so,
would you have approved?

So, tell me again,
what is it about Obama that
makes him so brilliant and impressive?

Can't think of anything?
Then you'd better start worrying.
He's done all these things in 28 months --
and you have less than 19 months
to come up with an answer.

Every statement and action in this email
is factual and correctly attributable
to Barrack Hussein Obama.
Every bumble is a matter of record
and completely verifiable.

I WONDER ......
HOW MANY OF YOU
WILL FORWARD THIS?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

If any other of our presidents
had doubled the National Debt, which
had taken more than two centuries
to accumulate, in one year,
would You have Approved?

Bush doubled the national debt. Obama hasn't... yet.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'm going to vote for whomever legalizes hookers and blow

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm going to vote for whomever legalizes hookers and blow

Is the blow for you or the hooker?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i vote for the tranny hookers WHO blow

 

[maxiep]

really? republicans are pro gay now huh? wow, sneaky little devils...

http://www.goproud.org/

http://www.logcabin.org/site/c.nsKSL7PMLpF/b.5468093/k.BE4C/Home.htm

 

[MrJayremmie]

Social Conservatives Boycott CPAC 2011 Over Invite To GOProud

House Republicans to defend anti-gay marriage law

And this is just recent.

 

[RR7]

I think gay people should have every legal right that straight people have.

I think convicted murderers,child molesters and rapists should be shot as soon as the jury says guilty

I think we should invade Mexico and claim it for ourselves. Send the army in and slaughter all of the drug lords on Pay Per View.

I think less Government is a good thing, and I would rather be the one to decide what to do with my money.

I don't believe in abortion, but also don't think I, or anyone else has the right to decide for a woman and her choice. The tax payers should not have to pay for it though

I think legalizing prostitution and marijuana is a good thing because it can be controlled and taxed

Among many other things

MM in 2012? Yes We Can!

Democrat, and I agree with everything here.

 

[bluefrog]

Both sides believe strange things about the other. They think stupid things like this are what makes up each other. I.E., "top 10 things that make me vote republican", etc.

Although anyone who gets chain mails with this shit, are gullible saps.

I live in the rural south and the majority of people around me honestly think this is why people vote for Democrats.

Today my coworker explained to me how George Soros got rich by using Obama to raise gold prices.

 

[maxiep]

I live in the rural south and the majority of people around me honestly think this is why people vote for Democrats.

Today my coworker explained to me how George Soros got rich by using Obama to raise gold prices.

There are idiots everywhere.