OT Woman in Walmart pees on potatoes

[Mediocre Man]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&sou...aw2XBkPf1tc9W0Y-Mq03sAiY&ust=1564598270009773

 

[Mediocre Man]

So many questions, but the main one is HOW IN THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE PISS ALL OVER POTATOES, AN EMPLOYEE WITNESS IT, AND STROLL THE FUCK OUT OF THE STORE?

 

[barfo]

So many questions, but the main one is HOW IN THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE PISS ALL OVER POTATOES, AN EMPLOYEE WITNESS IT, AND STROLL THE FUCK OUT OF THE STORE?

That is not the main one. The main one is, did WalMart later hose off those potatoes and sell them?

barfo

 

[ABM]

That is not the main one. The main one is, did WalMart later hose off those potatoes and sell them?

barfo

Yes, as Yukon Golds.

 

[Chris Craig]

So,this is how the Irish potato famine happened

 

[Lanny]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiogYjypN3jAhWRCjQIHdyfCWYQzPwBegQIARAC&url=https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2019/07/30/west-mifflin-walmart-woman-urinates-potatoes/&psig=AOvVaw2XBkPf1tc9W0Y-Mq03sAiY&ust=1564598270009773

Oh crap, did my mom go to Walmart again?

 

[Hobbesarable]

So many questions, but the main one is HOW IN THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE PISS ALL OVER POTATOES, AN EMPLOYEE WITNESS IT, AND STROLL THE FUCK OUT OF THE STORE?

Retail store employees are told not to go after or touch a person who is stealing items from their store. Instead you call the police.

Do you expect an employee earning minimum wage to go after a person who pissed on potatoes? Get the fuck outta here with that!

 

[Mediocre Man]

Retail store employees are told not to go after or touch a person who is stealing items from their store. Instead you call the police.

Do you expect an employee earning minimum wage to go after a person who pissed on potatoes? Get the fuck outta here with that!

I expect security, which every Walmart I've seen has, to detain the girl until police get there.

Or follow her, or get her plate number, or something. DO SOMETHING FOR FUCKS SAKE

 

[Hobbesarable]

I expect security, which every Walmart I've seen has, to detain the girl until police get there.

Or follow her, or get her plate number, or something. DO SOMETHING FOR FUCKS SAKE

HAHAHA. Walmart security. HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[PDXFonz]

Me American, me play joke
Me go pee-pee all over the potatoes at Walmart.

 

[PDXFonz]

Retail store employees are told not to go after or touch a person who is stealing items from their store. Instead you call the police.

Do you expect an employee earning minimum wage to go after a person who pissed on potatoes? Get the fuck outta here with that!

Word!

I’ve pursued thieves before, they encourage it until the point where you physically apprehend or put your life or their life in danger (No chasing the determined ones across the busy intersection; rather just watch and see if the get splatted).

If I saw someone doing this however, I’d presume they are bat shit crazy and keep my distance. Calling a hazmat trained employee and joking around with them. “Yo somebody just pissed on the potatoes and as the first person who came to mind I decided to call you!”

 

[jonnyboy]

Props to her for getting it done. Tougher job for a woman, she must have had to crawl up onto the potato bin in order to get good coverage. A dude could just arc a stream on them while walking by slowly. Bold move here.

 

[tlongII]

That is not the main one. The main one is, did WalMart later hose off those potatoes and sell them?

barfo

What for? You’ll kill any bacteria when you cook them.

 

[riverman]

That is not the main one. The main one is, did WalMart later hose off those potatoes and sell them?

barfo

fish and chips with sea salt and vinegar?

 

[riverman]

I expect security, which every Walmart I've seen has, to detain the girl until police get there.

Or follow her, or get her plate number, or something. DO SOMETHING FOR FUCKS SAKE

They probably figured watching her live pee tape was enough payment

 

[PDXFonz]

I expect security, which every Walmart I've seen has, to detain the girl until police get there.

Or follow her, or get her plate number, or something. DO SOMETHING FOR FUCKS SAKE

Technically watching in shock is doing something

 

[barfo]

Props to her for getting it done. Tougher job for a woman, she must have had to crawl up onto the potato bin in order to get good coverage. A dude could just arc a stream on them while walking by slowly. Bold move here.

Story said the potatoes were at ground level. I'm having trouble imagining that store display, but that's what it said.

barfo

 

[ABM]

Story said the potatoes were at ground level. I'm having trouble imagining that store display, but that's what it said.

barfo

Walmart now has a dig-your-own section.

 

[Lanny]

I expect security, which every Walmart I've seen has, to detain the girl until police get there.

Or follow her, or get her plate number, or something. DO SOMETHING FOR FUCKS SAKE

Why didn't you say that in the first place?

 

[Lanny]

fish and chips with sea salt and vinegar?

Oooooooooooooh, gross.

 

[Lanny]

Props to her for getting it done. Tougher job for a woman, she must have had to crawl up onto the potato bin in order to get good coverage. A dude could just arc a stream on them while walking by slowly. Bold move here.

I'm giving her bonus points for style.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Why didn't you say that in the first place?

I didn't realize someone would be so anal about it.

THAT is completely on me. I know better

 

[Lanny]

I didn't realize someone would be so anal about it.

THAT is completely on me. I know better

Say what? Did you really say that?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Say what? Did you really say that?

Typed it really

 

[Lanny]

Typed it really

Hobbes is my friend and I call it the height of stupidity for calling him 'anal'. Let's reserve that term for Sly, I think we can all agree on that.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Hobbes is my friend and I call it the height of stupidity for calling him 'anal'. Let's reserve that term for Sly, I think we can all agree on that.

As long as someone isn't being anal, they won't be called anal

 

[Hobbesarable]

As long as someone isn't being anal, they won't be called anal

Good grief. Do you need some cream for that butt hurt? Haha

Perhaps you'd be feeling better if an employee tackled the pisser with their pants down in the potato pen.

 

[Hobbesarable]

Hobbes is my friend and I call it the height of stupidity for calling him 'anal'. Let's reserve that term for Sly, I think we can all agree on that.

His post literally made me laugh. Now, I will look for more of his posts for me to respond.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Good grief. Do you need some cream for that butt hurt? Haha

Perhaps you'd be feeling better if an employee tackled the pisser with their pants down in the potato pen.

Not sure why you feel the need to take it to extremes?

Walmart has security.
An employee witnessed it.
Seems like the girl could have been stopped while casually strolling out the door.

 

[Hobbesarable]

Not sure why you feel the need to take it to extremes?

Walmart has security.
An employee witnessed it.
Seems like the girl could have been stopped while casually strolling out the door.

I have not taken it to extremes yet.

I told you how retail stores expect their employees to not go after shoplifters physically. Obviously, they dont want to be sued for an employee physically harming people in their store.

Walmart security again. That is laughable shit right there.

They have cameras. Just report it to the police and take proper steps having her barred from the store.