Won't Happen For Another 800+ Years

[barfo]

A single 50-some year old can't be too picky.

Do you mean that he shouldn't be overly picky, or that he needs to be extremely discriminating?

Ref: classic SNL skit about "remember, you can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor"

barfo

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Do you mean that he shouldn't be overly picky, or that he needs to be extremely discriminating?

Ref: classic SNL skit about "remember, you can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor"

barfo

He needs to be both. I asked him tonight if he still remembered the old "moves" and he thought I meant relocating from Atlanta to Portland.

 

[ABM]

Well, I did walk in the rain to get it, brought the tomatoes for it and left you the last piece. That has to count for something.

I suppose. Although, walking in the rain kept you from yawning, while also allowing you to scratch your balls a bit more freely.

 

[barfo]

It's because there's still a thing called the US Constitution. Read it some time. NO!! DON'T!! You may cease to be a lefty.

Too late, I burned the last existing copy last night. Now the nation will tremble under my lefty regime.

Also, for the record, I voted 60% righty and 40% lefty in the election.

Used both hands to vote, huh?

Yes, barfo, there still are a few independent thinks left.

Well, as long as they thinks left, I'm happy.

I reviewed the issues, reviewed the candidates and voted for the ones I thought would do the best job. It's liberating to be able to actually think during an election and not just check 'lefty' or 'righty'.

Yeah, I looked for the lefty box on my ballot but I didn't find it. I think that must be voter fraud.

barfo

 

[ABM]

Do you mean that he shouldn't be overly picky, or that he needs to be extremely discriminating?

Ref: classic SNL skit about "remember, you can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor"

barfo

I told him that I'm gonna do/be fine, just fine. He just doesn't "get it" that I'm still married, after all.

Go figure.

I swear, he wants to come over and hide in the closet when I finally do pull the trigger and have someone over.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Too late, I burned the last existing copy last night. Now the nation will tremble under my lefty regime.



Used both hands to vote, huh?



Well, as long as they thinks left, I'm happy.



Yeah, I looked for the lefty box on my ballot but I didn't find it. I think that must be voter fraud.

barfo

When you start with those defensive jokes, you admit defeat. I shall gloat.

 

[barfo]

He needs to be both. I asked him tonight if he still remembered the old "moves" and he thought I meant relocating from Atlanta to Portland.

Now I know you are fibbing, because he relocated from Atlanta to Vancouver USA.

I still say that poor choice of locations broke up his marriage.

barfo

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I told him that I'm gonna do/be fine, just fine. He just doesn't "get it" that I'm still married, after all.

Go figure.

I swear, he wants to come over and hide in the closet when I finally do pull the trigger and have someone over.

Sadly, you have nothing left but blanks.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Now I know you are fibbing, because he relocated from Atlanta to Vancouver USA.

I still say that poor choice of locations broke up his marriage.

barfo

NOT TRUE! They moved to Portland and moved in with his wife's sister. I found it on Snopes.

 

[ABM]

Now I know you are fibbing, because he relocated from Atlanta to Vancouver USA.

I still say that poor choice of locations broke up his marriage.

barfo

True. We moved 5 miles away from where she landed her $60k job. Me? Not nearly as well.

 

[barfo]

When you start with those defensive jokes, you admit defeat. I shall gloat.

Oh, ok then. I admit I am utterly defeated. Please gloat safely, and don't block traffic.

barfo

 

[ABM]

NOT TRUE! They moved to Portland and moved in with his wife's sister. I found it on Snopes.

Ew?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

True. We moved 5 miles away from where she landed her $60k job. Me? Not nearly as well.

You'll live.

OK, I'm off to sleep. Good night, all.

No hard feelings. Oh, sorry ABM, that's no longer possible for you...

 

[ABM]

Oh, ok then. I admit I am utterly defeated. Please gloat safely, and don't block traffic.

barfo

I think I saw a "gloat crossing" sign just the other day.

 

[ABM]

When you start with those defensive jokes, you admit defeat. I shall gloat.

Why is it, I can always seem to get your gloat.

Gee, you're no fun....you ol' stick-in-the-mud.

 

[Denny Crane]

Oh, ok then. I admit I am utterly defeated. Please gloat safely, and don't block traffic.

barfo

I think he misspelled "goat"

 

[Denny Crane]

It's because there's still a thing called the US Constitution. Read it some time. NO!! DON'T!! You may cease to be a lefty.

Also, for the record, I voted 60% righty and 40% lefty in the election. Yes, barfo, there still are a few independent thinks left. I reviewed the issues, reviewed the candidates and voted for the ones I thought would do the best job. It's liberating to be able to actually think during an election and not just check 'lefty' or 'righty'.

Yep.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/39943286

Likely voters view Ms. Pelosi unfavorably by a two-to-one margin. Among independents, just 8 percent view the Speaker positively, compared to 61 percent who view her negatively.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I think he misspelled "goat"

It's an old age thing.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Yep.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/39943286

Likely voters view Ms. Pelosi unfavorably by a two-to-one margin. Among independents, just 8 percent view the Speaker positively, compared to 61 percent who view her negatively.

When a party loses the independents they lose the vote (for the most part). There are exceptions. Wu is widely considered one of the worst Congressmen in the nation but he is in such a liberal district that it's a guaranteed job for life. And I'm sure there are GOP seats just like that.