Working For The Blazers......

[THE HCP]

Saw somebody post about what they'd do if they got an internship for the team.....If you could get a job with them, what would it be? How would your skills tansfer over, or could it?

Worried by starting this, EVERY answer will be the "guy who fixes the internet"!

 

[OSUBlazerfan]

Work in the analytics department. Love working with numbers and statistics.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Spell Checker

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Towel boy for the Blazer dancers......

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I'm already an accountant, so...accountant? I'm sure they have them; why not me?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I'd work where they make typography/logo decisions... marketing? I think the storytelling around team marketing would be really interesting, and something I could do well.

 

[blue9]

Art department!

 

[blue9]

I'd work where they make typography/logo decisions... marketing? I think the storytelling around team marketing would be really interesting, and something I could do well.

Wanna start our own consultancy group? All those design errors/flaws wouldn't get past us!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Wanna start our own consultancy group? All those design errors/flaws wouldn't get past us!

Dig it. I would love to do something like that (on the side)!

 

[illmatic99]

Player personnel. I wanna make trades. My trade machine experience is solid.

 

[SIeepwalker]

Franchise Player, obviously

 

[dviss1]

Biased Referee?

Naw I have too much integrity.

I know I would't want to be an intern in the video department. What would I do, be the "Van fumigator"?

But of course I would intern as Jasmine's "personal assistant".

 

[Strenuus]

Sports Psychologist.

 

[HailBlazers]

Saw somebody post about what they'd do if they got an internship for the team.....If you could get a job with them, what would it be? How would your skills tansfer over, or could it?

Worried by starting this, EVERY answer will be the "guy who fixes the internet"!

Thought for sure you were going to say.. "has come to an end." Guess we'll have to continue to suffer through your shoddy highlights.

I'd run the trail blazers foundation.

 

[Sweetriverphil]

I'd like to be the spokesman that has a very contentious relationship with the media and never gives a straight answer. Eventually I'll resign in disgrace. Awesome.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'd like to be the spokesman that has a very contentious relationship with the media and never gives a straight answer. Eventually I'll resign in disgrace. Awesome.

"This year's team is the greatest Blazer team.... EVER!"

 

[THE HCP]

Uniform designer!

 

[Chris Craig]

Assistant GM

 

[tlongII]

I would like to be the starting power forward.

 

[THE HCP]

Can't wait to hear how BeerBoy's years as a Taco Bell drive thru window employee will transfer over.

 

[e_blazer]

Hmm. Pretty much the only skills I've got are land planning and nuking stuff. I guess I could help with Rose Quarter development planning.

Or I could eliminate some of the competition.

Just saying.

 

[Elton]

Team chaplain. HAIL XENU!

 

[e_blazer]

Team chaplain. HAIL XENU!

Already taken.

By Steve Blake's pastor.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

"This year's team is the greatest Blazer team.... EVER!"

"I assure you Mister Olshey's hands are of an above average size!"

 

[BBert]

"This year's team is the greatest Blazer team.... EVER!"

The Portland Trail Blazers opening night was the largest audience ever to witness an NBA basketball game, PERIOD, both in person and around the globe!!!1!!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I worked for the Blazers for one season when I was 14yrs old.

I saw an article in Popular Mechanics magazine, it was about a guy who made a remote control blimp. Tracked him down and bought a 6ft helium filled blimp for him. Flew it in the lobby of the old Blazer offices by Lloyd Center. Got hired on the spot. $50 a game, two tickets, and a tiny dressing room in the Memorial Coliseum. Would fly it across the court during a timeout during the 4th quarter while the organist played the theme to the Lone Ranger. Cool gig, got to bring all my friends to games. Looking back I feel sorry for my parents, always having to drop off and pick me myself, friend, blimp, and a giant tank of helium to games, lol.

Anyway, the Blazers decided it was cheaper to buy their own blimp and because of a few times I lost control of the thing the NBA put in rules that blimps couldn't be flown during the game.

So I was the first person to fly a blimp at an indoor sporting event.

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

Paul Allen substitute (for when he can't be there).

I make the deals that make the whole board cry,
I miss good deals that makes the whole board sigh.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

If I had the time, I would love to be an account representative. Love that side of being a season ticket holder. Not a fan of sales though. Hard for me to convince people to spend the amount of money it costs for tickets unless the are re selling.

Also would have been happy with the video assistant position I was slated for until they realized I was not an Oregon resident.

 

[blue9]

I would like to be the starting power forward.

Most realistic answer yet!

 

[BonesJones]

Coach and GM