Rastapopoulos
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Man, this season sucked ass. Was it really worth it fighting to avoid a lockout? Let us count the ways this season stank:
1. Brandon being forced to retire.
This would be enough for any season. While not on the level of Magic Johnson retiring because of HIV (we all thought he was a goner), and we had some idea this was coming last season, this still was a kick in the 'nads of massive proportions.
1a. Oden being waived.
Again, this shouldn't've been too much of a shock, but it still hurt. It was like watching your dog being run over, thinking that he might be okay, and then watching an asteroid fall on him.
2. Felton essentially destroying the franchise
I had high hopes for Felton, I really did. He won an NCAA championship. He came high-praised as a great lockerroom influence. He was almost an All-Star with the Knicks.
And then he turned out to be a fat pouty loser.
The fact that he's now playing actually pretty damn well is just extra hurtful. It raises the possibility that some in the organization might lobby to keep him after we fail in all our efforts to get someone better (DWill, Rondo, Dragic, hell even Sessions).
Those Nate-Haters among us can at least thank Felton for getting Nate fired.
3. Crawford
I never wanted us to sign Crawford, so this didn't hurt THAT much. But boy, he really proved his haters right, didn't he? Way to spoil that "local boy, Roy-buddy, turns down better offers to come home to the Northwest and carry on the Brandon legacy" storyline, Jamal.
4. That Whole Nuggets Trade
Yes, Rudy got injured. But didn't that Andre-and-Rudy-and-Faried for Nolan and Felton trade suck? And not even in retrospect - everyone hated it from the beginning. I'm still vainly insisting that Faried isn't all that, but it's getting harder and harder to do.
5. The Inexplicable Collapse
Seriously, WTF? We started well. We were playing well as a team DESPITE all the adversity. And then the bottom fell out. We were comically awful. Why? Why did EVERYTHING go bad at once?
6. Batum stagnating
How long can we continue to insist that there's an all-star in Nic waiting to bust out? Hire somebody to slap him and tell him to fucking put the effort in.
What did I miss?
1. Brandon being forced to retire.
This would be enough for any season. While not on the level of Magic Johnson retiring because of HIV (we all thought he was a goner), and we had some idea this was coming last season, this still was a kick in the 'nads of massive proportions.
1a. Oden being waived.
Again, this shouldn't've been too much of a shock, but it still hurt. It was like watching your dog being run over, thinking that he might be okay, and then watching an asteroid fall on him.
2. Felton essentially destroying the franchise
I had high hopes for Felton, I really did. He won an NCAA championship. He came high-praised as a great lockerroom influence. He was almost an All-Star with the Knicks.
And then he turned out to be a fat pouty loser.
The fact that he's now playing actually pretty damn well is just extra hurtful. It raises the possibility that some in the organization might lobby to keep him after we fail in all our efforts to get someone better (DWill, Rondo, Dragic, hell even Sessions).
Those Nate-Haters among us can at least thank Felton for getting Nate fired.
3. Crawford
I never wanted us to sign Crawford, so this didn't hurt THAT much. But boy, he really proved his haters right, didn't he? Way to spoil that "local boy, Roy-buddy, turns down better offers to come home to the Northwest and carry on the Brandon legacy" storyline, Jamal.
4. That Whole Nuggets Trade
Yes, Rudy got injured. But didn't that Andre-and-Rudy-and-Faried for Nolan and Felton trade suck? And not even in retrospect - everyone hated it from the beginning. I'm still vainly insisting that Faried isn't all that, but it's getting harder and harder to do.
5. The Inexplicable Collapse
Seriously, WTF? We started well. We were playing well as a team DESPITE all the adversity. And then the bottom fell out. We were comically awful. Why? Why did EVERYTHING go bad at once?
6. Batum stagnating
How long can we continue to insist that there's an all-star in Nic waiting to bust out? Hire somebody to slap him and tell him to fucking put the effort in.
What did I miss?

