WOW - Bullying at an entirely new level

[jlprk]

Today I drove the perilous neighborhood around Georgetown University and lost that female voice on GPS twice.

Yet I still found my way back to Ol' Virginnie.

Real men have a sense of direction.

 

[Sedatedfork]

jlprk -- you would look like Jeff Van Gundy below

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

(you're John Cena)

 

[jlprk]

All I need to do is through a pack of bologna on the ground to distract you.

Throw a pack of Zigzags on the ground and you'll have a chance.

 

[jlprk]

jlprk -- you would look like Jeff Van Gundy below

After I make mincemeat of every poster in this thread, I'm heading to 7-Eleven for a pack of bologna.

 

[jlprk]

(you're John Cena)

 

[SlyPokerDog]

After I make mincemeat of every poster in this thread

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[jlprk]

That guy has a decent 360. But meanwhile, I'm up on the sand cliff stealing his truck.

 

[riverman]

That guy has a decent 360. But meanwhile, I'm up on the sand cliff stealing his truck.

If it's me, I just buy a couple of gopher traps

 

[jlprk]

Alright I am on to you. That thing ran 4:32 but I was suckered into watching only 3:03 of it. Barely over 3 minutes.

This is because I'm SMART. And the next one, I am on to you. ONE MINUTE TOPS.

 

[jlprk]

If it's me, I just buy a couple of gopher traps

You break my heart. My own brother Fredo. You want a piece, too.

You are a dead man. Take the canoe out on the lake today.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Alright I am ON TO YOU. That thing ran 4:32 but I was suckered into watching only 3:03 of it. BARELY OVER THREE MINUTES.

This is because I'm SMART. And the next one, I am on to you. ONE MINUTE TOPS.

 

[riverman]

Best thread of the summer! Remind me to go back and like all these if I forget after I chew a wad of aluminum foil with a mouthfull of metal fillings and make you all watch

 

[riverman]

You break my heart. My own brother Fredo. You want a piece, too.

You are a dead man. Take the canoe out on the lake today.

No can new!(excuse my cold)

 

[jlprk]

What kind of a dumb shit you think I am? Bean dip?


I refuse to click.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What kind of a dumb shit you think I am? Bean dip?


I refuse to click.

I promise you you'll like the bean dip song.

 

[jlprk]

Best thread of the summer! Remind me to go back and like all these if I forget after I chew a wad of aluminum foil with a mouthfull of metal fillings and make you all watch

My fillings fell out 20 years ago. My gaps are my own business. Keeps me sharp. If you know what I mean.

None of that novocaine shit will ever go in my mouth.

 

[jlprk]

I promise you you'll like the bean dip song.

Fuck your bean dip song! You think I walk around on the street listening to bean dip songs!

What if HCP saw me?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You think I walk around on the street listening to bean dip songs!

 

[riverman]

Fuck your bean dip song! You think I walk around on the street listening to bean dip songs!

What if HCP saw me?

headphones dude, then they won't know whether you're listening to bean dip songs or not

 

[jlprk]

WHY did I listen to that STUPID bean dip song?

 

[santeesioux]

You're talking to a man who moved to Tokyo, Japan during the Occupation, lived off-base in a totally Japanese neighborhood, and lived to tell about it.

This is only part of my legend.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[jlprk]

You're talking to a man who lived in Des Moines, Iowa for 2 years. We grow our corn 6 feet high, not in our ears like you Sioux City guys.

 

[jlprk]

He has a 5-11 body and a 1-foot head. His wingspan is less than his height.

 

[riverman]

 

[MarAzul]

I need help with this thread.

 

[riverman]

I need help with this thread.

Are you insured?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I need help with this thread.

I was hoping this thread would make you old gay.