WTF Uncle Cliffy?!?

[SlyPokerDog]

Dennis Rodman has named a team of former NBA players to play an exhibition basketball game in Pyongyang, North Korea.

Rodman will lead the team that includes former NBA All-Stars Kenny Anderson, Cliff Robinson, and Vin Baker. Craig Hodges, Doug Christie and Charles D. Smith are on the team, as well. They will play against a top North Korean senior national team on Wednesday, marking Kim Jong Un's birthday.

Rodman is the highest profile American to meet Kim since the leader inherited power from his father in late 2011.

Rodman calls the game his version of "basketball diplomacy."


http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/01/05/rodman-picks-team-for-north-korea-basketball-exhibition/

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Actually you know that would be a crazy ass trip to go on.

 

[handiman]

If they're picking ex-blazers, it should have been Shawn Kemp, JR Rider, Bonzi Wells...

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I'm thinking North Korea must have some good weed, if these are the players Rodman is gathering.

 

[tlongII]

He will be fed to a pack of starving dogs.

 

[BlazerWookee]

He will be fed to a pack of starving dogs.

Poor dogs...

 

[jlprk]

Some people like peace. Some love war. I'm with the peace guys.

 

[-Ace-]

Free "Uncle Cliffy headbands" to all of those in attendance.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

You know those guys are going to have crazy orgies with all kinds of hot korean girls over there.

 

[riverman]

I'm just guessing they'll start the game with that "Who Let the Dogs Out..boom, boomboomboom boom" And that the winner of the contest will eat the dogs that ate the uncle

 

[The_Lillard_King]

You know those guys are going to have crazy orgies with all kinds of hot korean girls over there.

In North Korea, I hear the woman will drug you then steal your organs for the black market.

 

[crandc]

Well, should be interesting.

IMO, anyone has the right to travel wherever they please. Maybe not my first choice destination. Maybe someone wants to protest (their right). But if they want to play basketball in uncomfortable circumstances, go ahead. I've got much bigger headaches, frankly.

 

[donkiez]

Looks like the trip is starting off well. Lol, The video in this article is fucking classic and I think everyone is having second thoughts. Is Rodman completely crazy?

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/07/world/asia/north-korea-dennis-rodman/

 

[BBert]

Looks like the trip is starting off well. Lol, The video in this article is fucking classic and I think everyone is having second thoughts. Is Rodman completely crazy?

WOW! Is Rodman channelling Idi Amin? LOL

That incoherent rambling was strange even for Rodman. It was like a WWF pro wrestling audition.

They must have some bad ass drugs in N. Korea.

Yes, I'm going with 'completely crazy'.

 

[donkiez]

WOW! Is Rodman channelling Idi Amin? LOL

That incoherent rambling was strange even for Rodman. It was like a WWF pro wrestling audition.

They must have some bad ass drugs in N. Korea.

I know right? Now watch the video again and instead of looking at Rodman watch the other guys reactions in the backgrounds, you can literally read "what the fuck have I gotten myself into?" on every one of their faces.

Edit: I can't stop watching this video and laughing. Uncle Cliffys look of concern when they pan out and the guy in the far left back with his mouth wide open in shock are just to much!

 

[Further]

Looks like the trip is starting off well. Lol, The video in this article is fucking classic and I think everyone is having second thoughts. Is Rodman completely crazy?

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/07/world/asia/north-korea-dennis-rodman/

Holy crap, that video if crazy, Rodman is literally insane. Batshit crazy. Wow, seems like bad art.


And yes, the others are all looking around like they just realized they fucked up.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Looks like the trip is starting off well. Lol, The video in this article is fucking classic and I think everyone is having second thoughts. Is Rodman completely crazy?

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/07/world/asia/north-korea-dennis-rodman/

hahahahahahahahahaha



goddamnit reminded me of randy macho man savage

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Rodman should be in a hospital. Mental hospital.

 

[BBert]

I didn't realize some people were upset that some basketball players are trying to help out some of the oppressed in N. Korea and possibly help thaw relations between our countrys. I guess some people can't be happy unless we are killing everyone we don't agree with. Weird.

But yeah: Rodman is certifiable. He and Kim Jong Un are quite a pair.

Charles Smith should do all the talking from now on.

Hey, for all we know, Rodman is deep cover CIA and he's there to assassinate that nut job. Kind of the reverse Manchurian Candidate! Now that would be sweet.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I wonder how Rodman sold those guys on the trip? The Best Korea can't be offering them that much money to come.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I didn't realize some people were upset that some basketball players are trying to help out some of the oppressed in N. Korea and possibly help thaw relations between our countrys. I guess some people can't be happy unless we are killing everyone we don't agree with. Weird.

But yeah: Rodman is certifiable. He and Kim Jong Un are quite a pair.

Charles Smith should do all the talking from now on.

Hey, for all we know, Rodman is deep cover CIA and he's there to assassinate that nut job. Kind of the reverse Manchurian Candidate! Now that would be sweet.

It would even be better if Rodman assassinated Kim and then became president of Best Korea.

 

[BBert]

It would even be better if Rodman assassinated Kim and then became president of Best Korea.

I bet he'd insist on playing himself in the movie. I'd kind of like to see KingSpeed get the part though. So he can afford more road games.

 

[Further]

I didn't realize some people were upset that some basketball players are trying to help out some of the oppressed in N. Korea and possibly help thaw relations between our countrys. I guess some people can't be happy unless we are killing everyone we don't agree with. Weird.

But yeah: Rodman is certifiable. He and Kim Jong Un are quite a pair.

Charles Smith should do all the talking from now on.

Hey, for all we know, Rodman is deep cover CIA and he's there to assassinate that nut job. Now that would be sweet.

sure, some people are upset, but most people I think are just puzzled. I have no idea, perhaps this is the best way to usher in changes in N. Korea, it's so far outside of my framework I really don't have a grasp on how to accurately analyze it. But, watching that video and analyzing the fact that Rodman is a whole new type of crazy, a meth-addled kind of crazy, well that type of analysis is totally in my purview.

And watching the rest of those guys while Rodman talks, that's funny.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

If those guys know what is good for them they won't say shit until they get home. I'd kiss so much ass until then.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I wonder how Rodman sold those guys on the trip? The Best Korea can't be offering them that much money to come.

Drugs and hookers, what else?

 

[BlazerWookee]

It would even be better if Rodman assassinated Kim and then became president of Best Korea.

The Hepatatitisian Candidate?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I wonder how Rodman sold those guys on the trip? The Best Korea can't be offering them that much money to come.

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[BBert]

That movie is a classic. But I've seen better acting on an 8 mm movie at a bachelor's party.

 

[blue9]

I didn't realize some people were upset that some basketball players are trying to help out some of the oppressed in N. Korea and possibly help thaw relations between our countrys.

Wait, what? How are they helping anyone but the ruling party?
I can't believe Rodman found 9 other guys dumb enough to join him. They better throw the game!

 

[rasheedfan2005]

No meta world peace?