X-Ray or Pat Down

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'm going for the Pat Down. I don't trust those X-ray beams.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

I think they refer to the new x-ray security checks as 'gate rape'.

 

[tlongII]

Imma do a shimmy dance when I go through the X-Ray machine!

 

[Mamba]

X ray me.

 

[mook]

The Patriot Penetration or the Freedom Fondle....

I think I'll go with the one least likely to give me cancer. They may take away my dignity, but they'll never take away my prostate!

 

[MARIS61]

I'll wait until both are banned before I fly commercial again.

By willingly participating in this invasion of your basic rights, you'll end up with no rights at all.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I keep the right to fly.

 

[bodyman5001]

It depends on who is doing the pat down. Hell, I might go through the scanner and then go back out and go through the pat down just for fun.

edit...I mean that I would go through the pat down if an attractive woman is the one patting.

 

[bodyman5001]

I'll wait until both are banned before I fly commercial again.

By willingly participating in this invasion of your basic rights, you'll end up with no rights at all.

Seriously though, I won't fly for the same reason as Maris said. I don't have to fly and I won't.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

[video=youtube;skkCpnCm7iM]

 

[barfo]

It depends on who is doing the pat down. Hell, I might go through the scanner and then go back out and go through the pat down just for fun.

edit...I mean that I would go through the pat down if an attractive woman is the one patting.

Haven't seen a lot of TSA agents, have you?

barfo

 

[barfo]

I'll do whichever gets me through the line faster. But both are a stupid waste of time and money, just a dramatic production to make the sheep feel safer.

barfo

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Stupid shit. More people abusing their powers.

I'll go for the old fashioned pat down.

 

[BlazersBlood]

The Patriot Penetration or the Freedom Fondle....

I think I'll go with the one least likely to give me cancer. They may take away my dignity, but they'll never take away my prostate!

+1

I'm not down for the radiation shower.

 

[boatsandstars]

Here is my impression of people in this thread... "WAAAAAH"

oh, the faux-outrage! oh, the faux-outrage!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'll be live blogging from LAX tomorrow in this thread.

 

[jlprk]

The next step in airport body searches. Bend over.

http://www.theatlantic.com/national...ty-bombs-would-make-the-tsa-irrelevant/66849/

It's a small price to pay for our freedom. Remember freedom?

 

[MysteryMan]

[video=youtube;skkCpnCm7iM]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelo...tories-emerge-while-agency-ponders-what-to-do

 

[agoo]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelo...tories-emerge-while-agency-ponders-what-to-do

Now now...don't let facts and details impact the dramatic video.

That said, driving is cheaper for just about any travel I plan on taking. It would be quicker for me to get a ride to the Philly airport to go to Boston tomorrow, but I'd rather hop in my car and make the trip.

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

I've been thinking about this a lot lately. And I need some advice:

What can I do to troll the TSA?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I've been thinking about this a lot lately. And I need some advice:

What can I do to troll the TSA?

not shower, wear spandex, wet your pants and let it dry before a patdown, fart when touched.

in other words, keep on doin' what you're doin'!

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

I mean, say I went into the body scanner and had some tinfoil cut outs glued to my skin that read "fuck the TSA"

could they do anything about it?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Yes. They can put you in a room and you miss your flight.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Just take a big bag of dildos. they'll have to inspect each one individually if they're electrical!

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

but it's freedom of speech (not that freedoms mean anything in this situation)

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

why not just write it in sharpie on your forehead?

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

HAHAHahaha big bag of dildos

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

but it's freedom of speech (not that freedoms mean anything in this situation)

yeah and you have metal on your body. they might have to "closely examine" the metal objects hidden on your body in a room. Right before their lunch break.

 

[Entity]

If I could avoid flying, I would. Gimme the high speed rail! But if I have to fly, I'm going to wear loose shorts and boxers and flop it around as much as I can.

 

[Denny Crane]

http://www.infowars.com/ron-paul-crotch-groped-by-tsa-calls-for-boycott-of-airlines/

Ron Paul: Crotch Groped by TSA, Calls for Boycott of Airlines