Game Thread Yankees vs. Angels Monday 8/30/21, 9:38 pm

[Lillie]

Kluber vs. Mayers

 

[Lillie]

Yankees Lineup :

LeMahieu -2B
Rizzo -1B
Judge -RF
Stanton -DH
Gallo -LF
Urshela -3B
Sanchez -C
Gardner -CF
Velazquez -SS

 

[Lillie]

Angels Lineup:

Fletcher -2B
Ohtani -DH
Gosselin -3B
Walsh -1B
Adell -LF
Marsh -CF
Stassi -C
Mayfield -SS
Lagares -RF

 

[Mattingly23NY]

It's going to be a long night for Mayers.

Is another No-No for Kluber out of the question?

 

[Lillie]

It's going to be a long night for Mayers.

Is another No-No for Kluber out of the question?

Who knows it could be Possible.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Fku Shoehorn!

Kluber is a bit wild.

Shoehorn goes down looking

 

[Lillie]

Between Sanchez and Stanton I don't know who Strikes Out More.

 

[Lillie]

Fku Shoehorn!

Kluber is a bit wild.

Shoehorn goes down looking

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Kluber the Clubber
2IP 0-Hits / 3 K's. / 1-BB

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Between Sanchez and Stanton I don't know who Strikes Out More.

I wouldn't want either one to be near me on Ladies night at any night club. As much as they strike out, the only thing they could pick up would be a cross-dressing transvestite!

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Nothing like barbecuing at night after a 108° day. I have not had a beer in 15 years, but this damn heat Wave has got me hitting the suds.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Bourbon Barrel Aged- Scotch Ale.

I threatened to sue them for putting my picture on their label, and got a lifetime worth of their beer. Of course that equates to only one six pack!

 

[Lillie]

Kluber the Clubber
2IP 0-Hits / 3 K's. / 1-BB

 

[Lillie]

Bourbon Barrel Aged- Scotch Ale.

I threatened to sue them for putting my picture on their label, and got a lifetime worth of their beer. Of course that equates to only one six pack!
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[Lillie]

Nothing like barbecuing at night after a 108° day. I have not had a beer in 15 years, but this damn heat Wave has got me hitting the suds.

 

[Lillie]

Get your Shit Together now.

 

[Lillie]

Take him Out now.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

As Boner checks the score board noting Tampa and Toronto winners he smells Kluber shitting his pantts.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Fuck you Kluber, another game wasted as the first half Team deebuts again.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

4th Inning
Kluber gives up 4 Hits, one for a grand salami, and 1 BB.

YANX 2
ANGELS 5

 

[Lillie]

As Boner checks the score board noting Tampa and Toronto winners he smells Kluber shitting his pantts.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Yankees get one back with a LMHU double, SCORING GARDNER
Rizzo gets a single to centerfield, LMHU takes third and Rizzo takes second on the CF error.

Somebody needs to make Rizzo an offer he cannot refuse!
I'm sure his agent is saying wait till winter. A lot of teams are going to want Rizzo! Hog tie him and lock him up.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

BaBoone doesn't know how to manage a Pitching Staff, never has, never will

 

[Mattingly23NY]

As Boner checks the score board noting Tampa and Toronto winners he smells Kluber shitting his pantts.

I can smell that a hundred miles away. I could also smell that grand salami before it happened ...

 

[Yankeefan5545]

From Kluber to Heaney, another brilliant move by Boner.

 

[Lillie]

Put in Heaney and Promptly gives up a Home Run.

 

[Lillie]

From Kluber to Heaney, another brilliant move by Boner.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

A conservative estimate on my part but the Yankees gave probably lost 10-12 games as a direct reslt of Boners more costly pitcher handling mistates.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Next time Shoehorn comes to the plate, bring wild Thing Chapman in as a middle reliever. High and inside bust them on his ass, for showing off, Shoeheing off.

Shoeoff is 5 for 29 versus the Yankees, and all five of those hits are freaking home runs

 

[Mattingly23NY]

LMHU strands Gardner and Velazquez.