Game Thread Yankees vs. Astros Tuesday 4/9/19, 8:10 pm

[Mattingly23NY]

For his sixth start he looks pretty damn good, Johnny lasagna.
98 mph fastball w/a Curve that falls off Niagara Falls.

 

[cagedlion]

Remember Yankee org. stated that Severino will be ready by May 1st.......Ever since that statement
became public, I doubted its truth; now I know it may not happen. Seve has gone for more rotator
testing.....if surgery is necessary, then damnit do it and stop jerking around with the fans & the guy
himself whom we will miss....Thus, enter Lasagna with all his loose ends to be experimented during
a baseball race. He is still rough around the edges. The potential is there.
In the past of decades long gone, a team on major league level would never experiment with a
young pitcher; he would be seasoned in the minors......until he was ready to pitch adequately
on the parent club. Thank you.....analytics!

 

[Mattingly23NY]

 

[Mattingly23NY]

So much for lasagnas hot start, he just served up a long ball, 2-1 Stro's. Judge backed up to the wall in the previous inning, and damn near a long ball in the second.

Exactly what does Brett Gardner bring to the table? baBoone doesn't have the balls to bench him.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

I hereby declare I DO NOT LIKE Urshela at all, never have and NEVER WILL.
Fku Ur-Sheila you female Donkey-Roo...

 

[Mattingly23NY]

 

[cagedlion]

I hereby declare I DO NOT LIKE Urshela at all, never have and NEVER WILL.
Fku Ur-Sheila you female Donkey-Roo...

Thank you Mr. Trashbin for a Doosey of a player!

 

[Mattingly23NY]

The Trashman SAVIOR GIO IS COMING,

to the tune the redcoats are coming...

 

[cagedlion]

Boner putting his “training arms” into action.....Lasagna 3 inn., Tarpley (?). Of course, Yankee bats
making it tough on the Yankee pitchers

 

[cagedlion]

The Trashman SAVIOR GIO IS COMING,

to the tune the redcoats are coming...

Great difference between minor leagues and the major leagues. His one appearance in ST
was less than adequate. That’s why he is in the minors!

 

[cagedlion]

Cesspool, another Boner special, in a heap of trouble in 5th inning.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Cesspool is a human Septic tank...even though he worked ou of a jam.

94 mph after Lasagna's 98 mph smoke is amateurish and pedestrian ...

baBoone's shift is a joke, leaving Voit to cover the entire rh side of the INF, where Correa hits 29% of ground balls. The other 3 Yanx infielders get the other 71%, what's wrong with this picture of pctgs% ??? But damn it 71% oh his Hits VO to the Lh side.
Correa pops up to LeMahieu 15 ft from first base..

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Judge showing a good eye lately, laying off one hell of a clothes breaking ball down at the knees.
Judge breaks up and double play.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Sancheeto tips a double down the line which bounces around like a pinball in left field, 2 runs score.

Yankees 3/ Assholes 2

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Torres looks at a 98 mile per hour fastball on the outside edge of the plate strike three sit down see you later

 

[Mattingly23NY]

I gotta go get a bunch of X-rays 'till I glow in the dark.

Ya'll keep m informed-



Pleezzzz ...

 

[cagedlion]

Good luck on those X-Rays.

 

[cagedlion]

How about some tack on runs as they face Cole in inning 7.

 

[cagedlion]

WTF was that? Urshela take a flying leap to get out of the way from an inside pitch & yet swings from his heels
and does not connect.

 

[cagedlion]

Too many easy outs made by these Yankees. Tell me again why Trashbin did not go after Cole?

 

[cagedlion]

Four measly hits & holding on to a one run lead bot 7.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

WTF was that? Urshela take a flying leap to get out of the way from an inside pitch & yet swings from his heels
and does not connect.

Ur-Sheila the Columbian Female Kangaroo/Donkey.
This kid was a move of oure desperation by Trashman.
What did Trashman think he was doing when he was talking of trading Andujar???

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Good luck on those X-Rays.

Thanx Lion, they wanna replace the Lh hip, and flip my spine even more than they already have.
I won't let 'em either.
11 Surgeries in 27 yrs is 10 too many...

 

[cagedlion]

Brantley scores Bregman from 2nd base as Holder succumbs to Astro power.
Game tied at 3.

 

[cagedlion]

Thanx Lion, they wanna replace the Lh hip, and flip my spine even more than they already have.
I won't let 'em either.
11 Surgeries in 27 yrs is 10 too many...

Good for you. I wouldn’t either!

 

[cagedlion]

Now enters Chad Green to face Correa. Falls behind immediately. Not good. Correa tattooed that foul.
Throw it up there again and see where it lands! Ground out. Tied 3 all.

 

[cagedlion]

Can this team get any more hits? They need to for a win.....if the pitching can hold.

 

[cagedlion]

Gardner, Wtf are you looking at.....3 straight strikes.

 

[cagedlion]

I get the feeling Astros are ecstatic to have Judge go to right field for a single.

 

[cagedlion]

Voit is upper cutting for that HR. Instead he strikes out & batting under .200 in the 3 spot.