Game Thread Yankees vs. Blue Jays Thursday 8/8/19, 7:07 pm

[Mattingly23NY]

With a consensus chosen chairman of the board being LeMahie.

As for the pitchers they need to be managed by a real Coach I'll elect John Smoltz..

Or the tobacco chewing Gator wrestling Ragin Cajun, the only man I know to who chews Tabasco brand Redman chewing tobacco the only man I know with a freezer full of boudin and snake meat.
You don't piss off a Cajun, I gar aun tee !

 

[Mattingly23NY]

I really don't care how hard Guerrero Jr can hit a ball and I don't care how far or how hard Stanton can hit one.

With Judge on the roster who cares.

This team has proved they don't need Stanton, trade him in the winter meetings please dammit

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Herman the German working through 4 IP, has 3 hits, 1-BB, holding down the fort.

Three Fly ball outs, 1 to each outfielder.

Gio Hits 1 to the back of the warning truck, a long Fly ball out
DD grounds out to Biggio
Maybin has a .382 batting average over the last 10 games.
Maybin gets a two-out double down the right field line.

Bring on the two-out RBIs

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Tuchman goes around breaks his wrist on a full count almost pulled off the no swing.
Replay shows him going around fast as Lightning and snapping back, like a cobra

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Herman the German gives up his first run a home run to RF

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Followed by a ground-rule double to LF

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Bobobo-bo Bo bichette almost comes out of his shoes swinging. Flamingo Domingo gives up a towering hard hit home run to the second deck of LF to bo bo bo bichette

 

[Lillie]

Take Herman out now.

 

[cagedlion]

A miserable beginning for German in Jays’ 5 th inning.....HR, double, HR, E7 He cannot get an out.

 

[cagedlion]

8 - 4 nobody out in the 5th.

Welcome to 2019 baseball. No lead is safe anymore in this game.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Maybin drops a Fly ball, Biggio winds up scoring later on with a hit to follow through the gap of SS / 2ND.

Guerrero Jr with a high harmless play ball out number one.
Geezus Yankees 8 Jay's 4

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Galvez Hits 1 through the hole

you're sucking and I've seen enough

 

[Mattingly23NY]

When the Yankees leave Rogers Centre they need to leave Rothschild behind locked up in a closet or Locker

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Right now Herman the German is starting to look like Oil Can Boyd

 

[Rangers94]

The mound visit should’ve happened after the double. They waited too long. I also feel like he’s tipping his pitches as the Blue Jays ALL seem to have the exact timing of all his pitches down, both offspeed and fastballs. Too much of a coincidence that they all are hitting him and hitting him extremely hard.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Herman finally gets the third out while Rothschild does his best impersonation of Herman Munster on a coat hanger

 

[cagedlion]

German is getting blasted by the batters. It looks like German will be taken out, but Boner is taking
his time. Gives up 4 runs and a very costly error by Maybin, dropping a fly ball. 8 - 4.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Damn Grman, and I've been bragging about you.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Blue Jays showing some piss poor defense first bichette ...thank God Biggio Bill's him out.
Then Valera hits one to the left I mean the center I mean the left I mean to Center who's got it outfielders. Blue Jays coaching has a lot of work to do with these young kids they don't know the basic fundamentals LMAO ROFL

 

[cagedlion]

LeMahieu is CLUTCH. Drives in 2 tack on runs. 10 - 4.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

My new nickname for Herman the German or German the Herman is Oil Can Boyd No Doubt

 

[Mattingly23NY]

LeMahieu 4 MVP
4 Congress
4 POTUS
4 God..... hmmmm

 

[Mattingly23NY]

And Kim says DJ where have you been all my life hhmmmmm
She has not been bowing to Judge lately
I am putting on my Marlon Brando wife-beating A-frame undershirt

 

[Mattingly23NY]

The seventh inning was interrupted what's another bulshit emergency Channel Spectrum alert... Who the hell does spectrum think they are interrupting this game???

 

[cagedlion]

Cesspool against this Jays’ lineup? Chancy! Pitches a scoreless 7th.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Just when I was going to Pat Cesspool on the back with a 1-2-3 inning he gives up a walk.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Lemahieu skies and out to right field. Honestly he was just trying to see if he could punch one through the roof.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Dante Bichette looks like he did too much steroids and was a losing boxer.

It was downright scandalous when the wife of the singing Cowboy traded him as well as Wally one-horse Joyner.

 

[Rangers94]

Yanks gotta move Judge outta the 2 hole until he figures it out at the plate. 6 left on base and 0-5 is not gonna cut it when there are as many bats in our lineup as there are that could fill that spot better right now.

 

[cagedlion]

Toronto has some kind of talent. Guerrero Jr., Biggio, Bichette, Reese McGuire.
McGuire has gone 4 for 4 and it looks like he’s their future catcher.