Game Thread Yankees vs. Indians Saturday 8/6/16, 1:05 pm

[Lillie]

C. Sabathia (6-8, 4.15)

vs.

C. Kluber (10-8, 3.27)


Gardner -LF
Ellsbury -CF
Teixeira -1B
McCann -DH
Castro -2B
Gregorious -SS
Sanchez -C
Hicks -RF
Torreyes -3B

 

[yankeesince59]

^^^showing both McCann and Sanchez catching...I assume that one of them will be the DH?

 

[Lillie]

^^^showing both McCann and Sanchez catching...I assume that one of them will be the DH?

OOOPS I'll fix it Ron.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

wait a minute, now it shows McCann Catching......?!?!?~~

 

[Lillie]

wait a minute, now it shows McCann Catching......?!?!?~~

Don't make my Head Spin Rob. I fixed it.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

would love to see someone run out onto the LF grass, and hear the audio... 'you don't belong out here fella'- hear the intruder say: "but neither does Gardner"....

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Don't make my Head Spin Rob. I fixed it.

hhmmmm, I will have to try again later......ie, get your head spinning like a barber pole, merry go round, like a Tornado, oh no a fkng sharknado, does anyone really go see that shit.....ie, Sharknado's I-IV, wtf...?

 

[Lillie]

hhmmmm, I will have to try again later......ie, get your head spinning like a barber pole, merry go round, like a Tornado, oh no a fkng sharknado, does anyone really go see that shit.....ie, Sharknado's I-IV, wtf...?

I wouldn't even watch that shit on cable if it was free.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

so why's Sanchez not catching....? lol

Napoli, meet CC, you know him well, Fat Man in the Bathtub, done shit himself already???

"you caught me in the squeeze play on the cheesy side of town
Throw me a dime, throw me a line
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan".....




oops, forgot to add this to the OP....

 

[Mattingly23NY]

I wouldn't even watch that shit on cable if it was free.

Me neither, when a commercial for the new one comes on, I either flip channels or mute, then I watched, listened, and laughed my ass off, thinking: (and nope, I didn't hurt myself doing so), are there really that many fkd up peeps who have no taste for film, drama, real stories, or simply DO pay good money to see Movies these days, ie- demented toilet stories of impossible Sci-Fi Horror? Combined with a ton of ignorance, mixed with a shit load of boredom, and some say my imagination is off the wall.........? the nerve of 'em.....

 

[Mattingly23NY]

this just in on the ticker tape:

The Yanx have signed a multi-billion dollar commercial endorsement deal with Excederin, Bayer, Advil, Aleve, Tylenol, Rolaids, Tums, Maalox, Mylanta, and even Imodium A.D....

$$$ income will be re-invested in this year's fans. All the noted products will be handed out free to any fan in attendance, for the rest of this year, ...

 

[Lillie]

so why's Sanchez not catching....? lol

Napoli, meet CC, you know him well, Fat Man in the Bathtub, done shit himself already???

"you caught me in the squeeze play on the cheesy side of town
Throw me a dime, throw me a line
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan".....

Keep it up Rob. You know the Fat Man can't help but serve up the meatballs.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Keep it up Rob. You know the Fat Man can't help but serve up the meatballs.

Oh WOW....

this is getting interesting, from the 'Fat Man in the Bathtub' to 'One Meat Ball'.....(believe it or not, the guy singing in the first video, the Fat Man, was a big fan of the guy in the 2nd clip, and even had him play on his bands first LP), both good friends, 'til the Fat Man died-(6-29-79) RIP Lowell George....!

 

[Mattingly23NY]

I still swear King Felix got screwed out of the 2014 Cy Young award by Clubhead....

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Shreve throwing Napoli away just like CC did, just don't call ball 4 outside a strike Blue.....or, or its going going gone....don't do it....pitch to him fkr...

 

[Mattingly23NY]

at bat oya coma va.... (hey, will eat)

or-

oye como va....(Hey, how's it going)

???

 

[Mattingly23NY]

As boring as this one is, and as hard headed as we are to NOT set a single game out if possible, this Team at least needs to rent the Dallas Cowgirl Cheerleaders, or something, anything to liven the games up, while the offense slumbers,.....

last nights hit fest had to of been Tex's going away party, hits on the house all around, wtf- is the Team hungover from last nights game....? looks like it....

 

[Lillie]

As boring as this one is, and as hard headed as we are to NOT set a single game out if possible, this Team at least needs to rent the Dallas Cowgirl Cheerleaders, or something, anything to liven the games up, while the offense slumbers,.....

last nights hit fest had to of been Tex's going away party, hits on the house all around, wtf- is the Team hungover from last nights game....? looks like it....

Are you talking to yourself Rob???

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Note to Tadpole, while we await "The Plan Part 2", don't lose an ounce of the brand attraction in the process of re-building; "I need some distraction, oh wonderful release"; amuse us but not like this. THIS is the movie "Groundhog Day"; tho' not near as good a story, this is sheer torturous agony, worse in ways than watching the 89-92 Yanx. Back then most of 'the farm' was gone, decimated, with no hope in sight. Here, now, there's a bright future, IF all hands are played proper, players developed, right moves made at right times.....and the wait will take awhile....

Give Fans a Ferris Wheel in CF, Giraffe and Elephant Rides around the OF when the Yanx are batting, fk anything, give us a Barbershop Quartet to Vic Dibitetto rapping, give us hot babe streakers, have a base jumping contest off the LF top mezzanine; have a bimbo bowler from buffalo slip out on the field, and liplock who ever, bring a pool in for ***Playboy bunnies to skinny dip during games; just entertain us...."here we are now, entertain us"....... give me more Cowbell........!!!

*** an attempt to flush Rick out....hope your ok Rick...!

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Are you talking to yourself Rob???

Always Dear, always.....and yep, at times I even answer myself...

I once heard its ok to talk to yourself, (thinking only schizo's do so), its supposed to be healthy, BUT, answering back, now that could be a problem.....

 

[Mattingly23NY]

The Kipnis home run was bad, Napoli's broke CC's back, (got to check CC's status, see if he's given up more HR's than the rest of the AL)....

Davis HR off of SwarzShack- was the last nail in this sleepy team's coffin. I still swear they're all hungover from last nights hit love fest...!

The Fat Man sung an hour ago....! I hear ya' moan....!

 

[Mattingly23NY]

runners on 1st and 3rd, one out, with Napoli at bat....

this team may of blown it with those commercial endorsement sponsors, they should of got "Men's Depends" on board, worn by half this team....

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Dellin in a futile role, down 3, (wtf is a closer)....?

I'd like to know what's going thru Betances mind these days??? I hope its, you've got to take that last step, (maybe work with Mo' during the off season), as this Fire Man Role may very well be His for a decade to come.....

I hope so, I hope he becomes as effective breaking bats as Mo'....but there is only one Mo' in a lifetime....

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Bet made quick work of the 9th....one hit, 2 k's...

 

[Lillie]

And here comes Miller to put the nail in the coffin.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Oh no its mr bill. No its Cueball aka Capt. Fantastic to save the year, day, hour, minute, second, .... when your gone Cueball, I will forget ye', add you to a scrap heap of shit for Yanx,

• a rubber noodle arm pos, 1 of few to ever play the game, who one hops a important throw into the cutoff man, one hop the cutoff-wtf....

• can't field with superiority, or skills enough to know where the balls going before it gets there.....

• makes routine outs look like adventure's, like a child trying to catch a wild game hen....(makes some plays but none with consistency of quality)....

• can't steal a base to save his ass, a under age pick pocket could steal more.....
• can't hit,
• can't hit for power much at all
• can't drive in runs
• "can't do nothing right"

 

[Mattingly23NY]

that guy Miller sure looks awfully familiar......

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Bunch of God Damn flakes out in that pen, need to address that situation by ST.

 

[cagedlion]

Oh no.................there's a Plan 2!!!! Is this where Trashman trades some of the kids
for those 30+ year olds again! Can't look!

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Miller was just what Chief Yahoo needed....

Chapman was just what Cubs Nation wanted....

"Plan 2, A PS Work In-Process" -aka- can Tadpole, Checkbook Man, Homer Hanky
15 Prospect's plus those already in/on the Farm, is what the Yanx needed. The moves, followed by expiring contracts of dead weights. Q-2 Self:Wait, why continue to keep an open roster spot for dead weights???

we've got a couple of years of grooming, training, waiting out contracts when guys like Headley, Gardner, Ells, Pinhead, et al. (fill in names here x__________), fall off the roster, tho' need 2 b moved, asap....

Patience shall be a virtue in yrs to come....looking forward to seeing what the youth movement turns out to be. Tho' I'm still not and probably never will fully buy into the GM & Prep-H&H-π brothers "plans", and will often question whether each, as well as our Scouting and Farm Director's, have what it takes, to evaluate talent ie Denbo and Oppenheimer, and their staffs.

To Find each player's real talents, place the pawns, knights, bishops, kings, no queens; accordingly.... spin it down, mix a concoction/potion fit for another dynasty, just one more before I die, "won't you sing me back home".... W.S. Champs..... I hope so...