Yankeefan5545
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LeMahieu reaches on error, Judge, Sanchez and Hicks flub the fucking dub.
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Why is Chapman warming up in the 7th??
So he won't be worth a shit in the 9th.
Wear himself out so he can give up his usual hit and walk....
The closer who opens doors of opportunity better than he closes them...

Lil, you heard right!I heard Tampa and Pink Hatters are losing right now.
Yankee announcers Michael Kay will be having throat surgery and John Sterling will be on personal
leave. Wishing both gents speedy recovery and hope to hear your familiar “Yankee” voices.
That much feared Injury List has spread to the broadcast booth in Yankeeland. Unreal.
Next hopefully will be BaBoone with a year long crisis of Anal warts and extreme Anal leakage.
Rothschild will go down with sudden Dementia, after he forgets what little he knows. NTM- BaBoone will give Larry Throat warts...
Trashman will pull a Dave Stewart, and she will be sent to Miami as a consultant, after he is caught by the NYPD getting a blowjob in an alleyway from a transvestite.
The Steinbrenner boys will simultaneously suffer from a sudden bout of schizophrenia and swear they are hearing the voices of the Bambino and the Iron Horse, telling them both to jump in the Hudson with lead shoes . MLB will have both committed to Bellevue 4life.
Derek Jeter will sell the Marlins after Trashman arrives, and will buy the Yankees and bring Donnie baseball back with him as the hitting instructor, while reinstalling Girardi as the manager.
Carlos Beltran will be the new GM. While Rom Guidry will resume as the pitching coach.
A-Fraud will be shot by JLo for cheating on her with the Kardashian sisters. He will take a job as director of baseball operations in Siberia.
Nick Swisher will be offered a job as the new Captain Kangaroo Kangaroo Valley Girl, for a kiddy show...

Next hopefully will be BaBoone with a year long crisis of Anal warts and extreme Anal leakage.
Rothschild will go down with sudden Dementia, after he forgets what little he knows. NTM- BaBoone will give Larry Throat warts...
Trashman will pull a Dave Stewart, and she will be sent to Miami as a consultant, after he is caught by the NYPD getting a blowjob in an alleyway from a transvestite.
The Steinbrenner boys will simultaneously suffer from a sudden bout of schizophrenia and swear they are hearing the voices of the Bambino and the Iron Horse, telling them both to jump in the Hudson with lead shoes . MLB will have both committed to Bellevue 4life.
Derek Jeter will sell the Marlins after Trashman arrives, and will buy the Yankees and bring Donnie baseball back with him as the hitting instructor, while reinstalling Girardi as the manager.
Carlos Beltran will be the new GM. While Rom Guidry will resume as the pitching coach.
A-Fraud will be shot by JLo for cheating on her with the Kardashian sisters. He will take a job as director of baseball operations in Siberia.
Nick Swisher will be offered a job as the new Captain Kangaroo Kangaroo Valley Girl, for a kiddy show...

Game Recap-
Urshela puts on a Brooks clinic & show.
LeMahieu- AL MVP thus far, doing it all. A man amongst boys.
Domingo looked good, once he settled in. Perfect timing. Picking up where he left.
Hicks redeems his blunder of yesterday missing a critical catch, with a beauty of one at the wall tonight.
Miguel An-du-it-jar WHO ???
If these keeps up, flashing leather, catching lightning in a mitt, throwing spectacularly, perfectly on target, in the midst of a tornado tumble; wrestling and conquering the demon intruders of line drive rockets. Gio has been One of a handful of Gatekeepers bestowed the golden keys to Thunder Alley....
Andujar and Frazier, are they Yankees Blue Chip Trade pawns, IF, IF Andujar was healed, rehabbed and healthy. For a guaranteed Ace for yrs to come, when there are no guarantees ...

