Game Thread Yankees vs. Orioles Thursday 3/28/19, 1:05 pm

[Mattingly23NY]

Pink Hatters on Tonight at 7pm on ESPN.

Bosox = Cruel and Unusual Punishment.
I'd have 2b tied to a chair bolted to the ground and have my eyelids cut off b4 I'd watch those Commy Bastards...

Birds the word vs the Birds, how ironic.

It's gonna be interesting 2c Bird vs Voit for the 1st base job this year. Competition for a Starter Job, very effective...
Platoon ?

 

[Lillie]

Wait a second is that A-Roid??? Yes it is.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Game Recap-

Hate to rain on the Yanx parade, as they were -
1-8 RISP
8 LOB

Gardner's limp rubber arms gonna be a major liability one day one game...

Chappedass picks up where he left off, throwing way too many pitches too many balls, working dangerously.
AC should of apologized b4 Mo Pitching so recklessly. Shameful 4a Yankee Closer in front of the LEGENDARY RP #42 of All Time....



#42 is #1

 

[Lillie]

Sale is skinnier then me

 

[Lillie]

Mariners 3 Pink Hatters 2.

 

[Lillie]

Sale getting smoked 6-2.

 

[Lillie]

7-2 now.

 

[cagedlion]

^^^^^Sale is the guy who called out half the teams in the league as perennial losers & can’t match
the superiority of the RedSucks. Mariners tattooed this dude for 7 runs in 3 innings. Way to go!

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Call me old fashioned. Bryce Harper is one peculiar dude & I’m ecstatic he is not a Yankee!

That makes two of us & throw in Machado as well. When you have Judge & Andujar others need not apply.

 

[Lillie]

Pink Hatters lost.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

reporters just do not understand what it's like to be a big league ball player.
I guess they expected 2Lo to say- yeah I played back on my haunches and patted myself on the back and I said wow I am in Pinstripes in the Bronx, playing the very position my buddy mr. Re2pect played, wow look at me...
Reporters just do not know what it's like to play ball and exist in the moment... Just expect every player to have a helium-filled head...

2Lo-
RE2PECT

 

[stampedehero]

As per Boner Lineup Tomorrow:

Stanton -LF
Gardner -CF
Judge -RF
Andujar -3B
Tulowitzki -SS
Torres -2B
Bird -1B
Sanchez -C
Voit -DH
Tanaka -P

Tulowitzki -SS???Ah .. A player from polish descent at NYY SS All the ladies in the babushkas are going to be cheering for him.

 

[stampedehero]

A nice first day win 7-2 I've been waiting to use ultraman gifs again since Tanaka started.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Tulowitzki -SS???Ah .. A player from polish descent at NYY SS All the ladies in the babushkas are going to be cheering for him.

A tried and true tested Veteran. Exactly what the Yanx needed in the clubhouse.

I 4-1 am ecstatic 2C 2Lo in Pinstripes, ecstatic. One of the best defensive SS's to ever play the game. Hope his health remains solid....