Game Thread Yankees vs. Red Sox Saturday 7/27/19, 4:05 pm

[Lillie]

Biggie vs. Rodriguez

Lineups to follow...

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Given Biggies propensity for giving up bombs I'll be surprised if the Yankees get a win today. The offense failed miserably against Bostons Worst (Cashner) yesterday. If LaMahieu can't get a hit the rest of the toads in the lineup are fucked. Four days until deadline day and Cashman is still singing the old Dusty Springfield tune "Wishin & Hoping"

 

[cagedlion]

After being outscored 29 to 8 in the first two games of this series, Yankee pitching will leave another
negative mark for the dynamic duo of Boner & Trashman.

 

[cagedlion]

After watching the first two games of this series, it is as if the Yankee pitchers are throwing softballs
to the RedSux players......or could it be phase II of 2004?

 

[Lillie]

Hicks -CF
Judge -RF
Encarnacion -DH
Voit -1B
Gregorious -SS
Torres -2B
Urshela -3B
Tauchman -LF
Higashioka -C

 

[Mattingly23NY]

I just may boycott this game.
Watching Yankees Pitching gives me the RUNS...

 

[Lillie]

I just may boycott this game.
Watching Yankees Pitching gives me the RUNS...

 

[Mattingly23NY]

 

[Mattingly23NY]

I never heard that before, it was a spontaneous thought .. doh

 

[Lillie]

LeMahieu Has a Groin Injury and will go get a MRI.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

LeMahieu Has a Groin Injury and will go get a MRI.

That is an extremely bad gig. La Mahieu is by far the best all around player on this team.

 

[cagedlion]

I just may boycott this game.
Watching Yankees Pitching gives me the RUNS...

Touché, sir. How many times do I have to run to the john? I just hope it’s not
the number of times the Sux score today!

 

[cagedlion]

I do not have any confidence in CC pitching well.....not in that bandbox! Any bets on how many runs
the home team scores in the first inning? And the topper is that Rodriguez has been on top of his game lately.
The Sux are playing “payback”.

 

[Lillie]

Touché, sir. How many times do I have to run to the john?

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Touché, sir. How many times do I have to run to the john? I just hope it’s not
the number of times the Sux score today!

The only cure for Yankee Pitchers is Immodium AD Super Duper Tight Sphincter .

Just don't let Cesspool on the hill, the Dugout will be flooded.

IF Cesspool enters, BaBoone will leave him in to break Tanks 12 Earned run record(s), just to cheer Masa-Shitholes recordzz...

 

[Lillie]

The only cure for Yankee Pitchers is Immodium AD Super Duper Tight Sphincter .

Just don't let Cesspool on the hill, the Dugout will be flooded.

IF Cesspool enters, BaBoone will leave him in to break Tanks 12 Earned run record(s), just to cheer Masa-Shitholes recordzz...

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Gio with a sweet solo HR to deep center-right, at 417 feet.
One will not be enough...

 

[Lillie]

Gio!!! 1-0.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Just when I was thinking CC would get through two innings without a hit and no walks, he gives up a ground-rule double to benintendi

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Is there anyone on thisla or LaMahieu that can play baseball on both sides of the dish????????????????

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Just what I thought overturn to a homerun for benintendi.
Hold on to your ass CC you're in for a ride

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Another amazing GIDP non productive at bat by Judge.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

If Biggie makes it five full with no more runs I'll call it a miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lillie]

If Biggie makes it five full with no more runs I'll call it a miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mattingly23NY]

I thought the single by Hicks off of Rodriguez's ass might just loosen up Rodriguez...

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Voit with a leadoff double. Let's hope a rally is in progress and it does not go to waste.
DD Lou Brock style tried to drag a bunt. Well not quite like Lou

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Alright Gio drives in Voit

 

[Lillie]

Gio again 2-1.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Is there anyone on this team not named Urshela that can get us some RBIs????????????????

 

[Yankeefan5545]

And there you go, Biggie shits into his team issued dark blue white pinstriped diapers now issued to this team whenever they play Boston!!!!!!!!!