Game Thread Yankees vs. Red Sox Saturday 7/27/19, 4:05 pm

[Lillie]

Biggie Shitting the Bed now 3-2.

 

[Lillie]

And there you go, Biggie shits into his team issued dark blue white pinstriped diapers now issued to this team whenever they play Boston!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mattingly23NY]

This pinball Park was designed by men who played baseball in Suburbia backyards...

And there it is JD Martinez home run over the green monster on the inside hi bitch of a pitch.

Cc 3 Earned runs
Rodrigo 2

One on and one out for Benintendi Nintendo. He swings at the first pitch wow foul. He grew up playing Nintendo pinball. Benintendi called out on the high inside strike. There will be no more 305 ft Little League home runs Benny...

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Note to Cashman: you are the architect of a 2004 team that collapsed! You may be on the verge of an even worse collapse in 2019.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Judge again fails in the moment, got a run then Voit fails. This team strikes out too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yankeefan5545]

And our man of the hour Boner sends Biggie right back out there %%(%%^)^_+++()++-00. Cashman you sure can pick 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lillie]

And our man of the hour Boner sends Biggie right back out there %%(%%^)^_+++()++-00. Cashman you sure can pick 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cagedlion]

If Biggie makes it five full with no more runs I'll call it a miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never happen. This Yankee staff needs more than a miracle!

 

[cagedlion]

The excuses are making headlines. The Yankees are not dealing with everything very well.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

the pinball Park, the backyard ballpark.

Nintendo, Sony or Microsoft should buy this ballpark. Opening Day everyone in attendance gets a hand held Baseball pinball game in the shape of Fenway, full of bumper pads and flippers, and a hand held "Gameboy" to boot...

I despise Fenway as much as the Trop.
I honestly loved watching games in person, but never on TV; at the sweat box of the Ass-tro dome, the Coldness of Olympique, and the Depression Dome aka The Kingdome, where they handed out prozac at the gates.

I have never been to Fenway in person and I sure don't like watching games at Fenway on TV. The green monster is insanely dumb. I have literally seen Little League fails with a deeper Love Field in that frigging Green Monster. Same with the right-field foul line. Reminds me of Charlie Finley's emulating a right field foul line the same length of Yankee Stadiums 295 ft RF Foul line short porch; while complying with MLBs 325 foot rule.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Biggie: stayed around much too long should have been let go after the '17 season, perhaps earlier. A few years ago the big knock was his inability to beat Boston or the Rays, had stats on that but could not find them. Listening to him (Bigie) converse with Costas last night all I heard were evasive answers and a lack of confidence. He's a short timer with no incentive or any help to this team.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Do the Yanx, correction-
Does BaBoone think he can win a game like this without LeMahieu in the lineup???

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Urshela keps it going Higashioka than strikes out stranding two.

 

[Rangers94]

I don’t understand letting Higgy hit there with Maybin on the bench. More Baboone cluelessness costing this team games.

 

[Rangers94]

When this team goes 0-4 this weekend, getting their SP crushed in all the games, what will baboone and Trashman be saying then? How are these fucking dimwits going to spin this ass whooping? Just completely outclassed this weekend in EVERY facet...hitting, base running, starting pitching, bullpen, fielding, coaching. This is what being outclassed by an opponent looks like. If someone hadn’t looked at who was in first and just watched these games, you would without a doubt think the Red Sox are in first and the Yankees have a record similar to Baltimore.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Now Green is shitting his pants the beat goes on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mattingly23NY]

What a great looking hoodie Larry Rothschild is wearing, as he saunters out to the mound, looking like he's in his pajamas walking in his sleep

 

[cagedlion]

Yankee pitching is definitely not made for prime time or any other time! What a horrific attempt
to make these pitchers major league material.

 

[Lillie]

Now Green is shitting his pants the beat goes on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mrmel29]

Ok boo e he gave up the extra 3 runs. Now go take him out you dickhead

 

[Rangers94]

lol....like I said...out classed in EVERY facet of this game. This is what happens when you have a manager who has never managed before and doesn’t know what he’s doing and a pitching coach who is equally as clueless. Welp, first place was fun while it lasted. Gonna be an AWESOME drop from this to missing the playoffs. That’ll be more epic than losing a 3-0 lead.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

If This Were a normal Park the cats like the one talk man-made at the wall, would not be a given RBI sacrifice fly in any other Park. In any other Park, the Left Fielder would be running in on a hit that shallow and throwing towards home with their body in motion.

Nice leap in the air by DD to keep Higgie's throw from going out to Centerfield.
Want to play by DD to straddle the runner coming down with his ass in his face.

How many times have I said ass throughout these these post?? It must be because of the shitfest that has been occurring and is still occurring...

 

[Mattingly23NY]

8-3 Pathetic

Bosox pouring it on, grab the cork or immodium, these guys are averaging 14 1/2 points a game.
6 more to go over 3 Innings....

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Another superb job of relief pitching by the Green Gas Can.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Now Green is shitting his pants the beat goes on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And they're not even wearing their Depends Diapers Brave bastards!!!

Then again Childs, I can't vouch for that old fk... I bet he IS !!!

 

[Lillie]

What a great looking hoodie Larry Rothschild is wearing, as he saunters out to the mound, looking like he's in his pajamas walking in his sleep

 

[Mattingly23NY]

It's a wonder Judge has not beat dents into the green monster over the years not even once.
Seems like he is looking away

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Judge strikes out on the fastball up in a fast ball up in his eyes

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Hey hey the Parrot learned how to slide feet-first into second

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Sanchez and Stanton may be missing but Judge is doing one hell of a job keeping the strike outs going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!