Yes, yes, she's right. Anyway, back to my story...

[KingSpeed]

So there I was in Tijuana when this guy comes up to me and says "How'd you like to be in showbiz?" And that's how I met Dickie Wittenberger. Horrible agent but a beautiful man.

 

[chris_in_pdx]

Bust a bucket, toss a pass, yer talkin' to a fan who flunked Gym class....

 

[julius]

So there I was in Tijuana when this guy comes up to me and says "How'd you like to be in showbiz?" And that's how I met Dickie Wittenberger. Horrible agent but a beautiful man.

I swear I just heard that recently....Newsroom?

 

[julius]

Ooh. Duh. That stupid Direct TV ad.

 

[KingSpeed]

You what else is great? I can talk. And sing. (sings) I'm walkin down the beach and there's a lady on my back...

 

[e_blazer]

Bored much, KS?

 

[KingSpeed]

Bored much, KS?

Hiked fit, bike fit, yikes fit, weeee fit, whoa fit...

 

[PDXFonz]

Do the deep dish combo mombo!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Not familiar with the commercial, but I have a similar story.

I was playing pool with my friend Hudspeth (we both worked as cooks at the same resort) in a shitty pizza bar in Ketchikan, Alaska, with a camel back full of rum and coke. We got into a half joking argument about something pool related maybe? and took it outside. Next thing I know he punches me in the face, and we go to the ground. I end up putting a double fish hook on him, a thing of beauty. Stood up, I opened a cut above his left eye and he broke my nose, then we crashed to the floor again, separating my shoulder. The pain was unbearable but that's when I got him in what can only be described as a super brutal chokehold, and we kinda both tapped out at the same time. It really was a great summer.

 

[riverman]

So there I was in Tijuana when this guy comes up to me and says "How'd you like to be in showbiz?" And that's how I met Dickie Wittenberger. Horrible agent but a beautiful man.

Then Cosby offered to give you some pointers in his hotel, offered you a drink and you woke up in Tijuana the next day right?