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You need to add another option: "WTF!?"
All you're doing is proving BD's point. We're all a bunch of pussies because we haven't been to jail. G'damn, I need to go start a fight with someone!
Do you not get the joke brother?

Yes. Contempt of court.
I have a hard time picturing this

I was around 20 at the time. A friend was moving, so a few of my buddies planned to help him out. I knew where to go, my friends didn't. We were cruising down Country Club Blvd. (L.O.) and they were ahead of me. I sped up to get around them. At that moment we passed by a parked cop. He pulled me over and wrote me a ticket for conducting a speed contest (racing).
For what ever reason I spaced the court date. I was working at Kienow's at the time. Apparently, somebody in the courtroom knew I was working that evening because a cop showed up at my work and told me I'd better get my *** into court right then and there.
I showed up to court, but obviously my case had already come up. The judge called me forward at the end, called me a turkey, slapped me with contempt, then had the cops haul me off to the county jail in OC. I'm officially on the FBI's files and all that other crap. Spent the night there.
Naturally, I made the next court appearance (for the original charge). Different judge. He looked at the ticket, called the officer up and told him that my charge was a traffic "infraction", as opposed to the traffic "crime" which had been checked on the the ticket. The judge politely told me that the court would inform me when a decision had been made and told me I could leave. About a week later, I received a letter from the court letting me know that the ticket had been "erroneously filled out" and that my case was dropped.
Go figure.![]()
So basically what youre saying is you have permission to use the term "fams" anytime you want, because your a bad ass.
Hardly fams.
thefuckoutta here with that shit
I was around 20 at the time. A friend was moving, so a few of my buddies planned to help him out. I knew where to go, my friends didn't. We were cruising down Country Club Blvd. (L.O.) and they were ahead of me. I sped up to get around them. At that moment we passed by a parked cop. He pulled me over and wrote me a ticket for conducting a speed contest (racing).
For what ever reason I spaced the court date. I was working at Kienow's at the time. Apparently, somebody in the courtroom knew I was working that evening because a cop showed up at my work and told me I'd better get my *** into court right then and there.
I showed up to court, but obviously my case had already come up. The judge called me forward at the end, called me a turkey, slapped me with contempt, then had the cops haul me off to the county jail in OC. I'm officially on the FBI's files and all that other crap. Spent the night there.
Naturally, I made the next court appearance (for the original charge). Different judge. He looked at the ticket, called the officer up and told him that my charge was a traffic "infraction", as opposed to the traffic "crime" which had been checked on the the ticket. The judge politely told me that the court would inform me when a decision had been made and told me I could leave. About a week later, I received a letter from the court letting me know that the ticket had been "erroneously filled out" and that my case was dropped.
Go figure.![]()
Funny how you left out the strippers, the drugs, the guns, the fact that you weren't wearing pants, and how you told the cop you "wanted to give him a hickey". Otherwise, good story.
barfo

I was around 20 at the time. A friend was moving, so a few of my buddies planned to help him out. I knew where to go, my friends didn't. We were cruising down Country Club Blvd. (L.O.) and they were ahead of me. I sped up to get around them. At that moment we passed by a parked cop. He pulled me over and wrote me a ticket for conducting a speed contest (racing).
For what ever reason I spaced the court date. I was working at Kienow's at the time. Apparently, somebody in the courtroom knew I was working that evening because a cop showed up at my work and told me I'd better get my *** into court right then and there.
I showed up to court, but obviously my case had already come up. The judge called me forward at the end, called me a turkey, slapped me with contempt, then had the cops haul me off to the county jail in OC. I'm officially on the FBI's files and all that other crap. Spent the night there.
Naturally, I made the next court appearance (for the original charge). Different judge. He looked at the ticket, called the officer up and told him that my charge was a traffic "infraction", as opposed to the traffic "crime" which had been checked on the the ticket. The judge politely told me that the court would inform me when a decision had been made and told me I could leave. About a week later, I received a letter from the court letting me know that the ticket had been "erroneously filled out" and that my case was dropped.
Go figure.![]()
by "around 20", you really mean 4 weeks ago, don't you?
I blew a 2.0, is the real reference.Actually, I think that "around 20" is street slang for "highly intoxicated," as in, "I drank around 20 beers that night," or "I must have had around 20 hits of acid."
I'm pretty sure this was last week.
I blew a 2.0, is the real reference.
