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...If you are reading the S2 game thread while being prepped for knee surgery...and are checking back in recovery while they are trying to tell you about it. :)
 
BBert said:
...If you are reading the S2 game thread while being prepped for knee surgery...and are checking back in recovery while they are trying to tell you about it. :)
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I'm declaring BBert my idea of a winner by a longshot! Speedy recovery! Repped!
 
I quit drinking during Blazer games so I can actually watch them without my wife threatening divorce. Was a big one for me.

Always dress my daughter in Blazer gear and try and have her watch the games with me.

My Wife HATES the Blazers mostly due to my refusal to do anything if a game is on, even to the point of turning her away when she came into the living room fully nude wanting some alone time with me, has happened more then once.
 
Rhal said:
I quit drinking during Blazer games so I can actually watch them without my wife threatening divorce. Was a big one for me.

Always dress my daughter in Blazer gear and try and have her watch the games with me.

My Wife HATES the Blazers mostly due to my refusal to do anything if a game is on, even to the point of turning her away when she came into the living room fully nude wanting some alone time with me, has happened more then once.
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Win
 
If you thought Sebastian Telfair, Martell Webster, and Ha were going to become a "big three, then you might be a real (delusional, and possibly psychotic) Blazer fan.

In more recent history, if you shed tears involuntarily when Dame hit his shot, then you might be a real Blazer fan.
 
If you can name players from DKV Joventut in 2008, and Sluc Nancy in 2011, then you might be a real Blazer fan.
 
When the nightmare turn-over by Cliffy Robinson in game 6, 1991 must never be talked about ever again
 
Rhal said:
I quit drinking during Blazer games so I can actually watch them without my wife threatening divorce. Was a big one for me.

Always dress my daughter in Blazer gear and try and have her watch the games with me.

My Wife HATES the Blazers mostly due to my refusal to do anything if a game is on, even to the point of turning her away when she came into the living room fully nude wanting some alone time with me, has happened more then once.
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I have often wondered how bad of a game it would take for me to be persuaded in that scenario. Luckily (wait, it is lucky????) I have never been in the situation. Either way REP'D!
 
yuyuza1 said:
If you thought Sebastian Telfair, Martell Webster, and Ha were going to become a "big three, then you might be a real (delusional, and possibly psychotic) Blazer fan.

In more recent history, if you shed tears involuntarily when Dame hit his shot, then you might be a real Blazer fan.
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Oh dear Lord! Those are some very rosey homer glasses you were wearing. Rep'd!

And for the record I STILL get a little emotional and borderline teary when I see "The Shot". Literally one of the greatest moments of my life. We were at Disneyland with the kids and I made the whole family go to the ESPN Zone for dinner. The kids were PISSED. But the place went nuts with strangers high 5ing and hugging. Amazing moment I will never forget.
 
Rhal said:
I quit drinking during Blazer games so I can actually watch them without my wife threatening divorce. Was a big one for me.

Always dress my daughter in Blazer gear and try and have her watch the games with me.

My Wife HATES the Blazers mostly due to my refusal to do anything if a game is on, even to the point of turning her away when she came into the living room fully nude wanting some alone time with me, has happened more then once.
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Best case scenario is a Costanza Trifecta: watching a Blazer game while having sex and eating a pastrami sandwich. We should all aspire to this.
 
magnifier661 said:
When the nightmare turn-over by Cliffy Robinson in game 6, 1991 must never be talked about ever again
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Yep on the flipside of my great "The Shot" memory I was in a bar full of Laker fans for 4th quarter meltdown. One of the worst moments of my life.

Maybe thats another way you know, "if you are married with kids and some of your greatest and worst moments in life are Blazer games .... you might be a true fan."
 
HomerLovesKoolAid said:
Best case scenario is a Costanza Trifecta: watching a Blazer game while having sex and eating a pastrami sandwich. We should all aspire to this.
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The only way to make that even better (and this HAS happened to me) is to have the mrs that into the game as well to be watching it too while having sex. That was odd mix of turned on and proud. HAHA
 
Boise Blazer said:
Yep on the flipside of my great "The Shot" memory I was in a bar full of Laker fans for 4th quarter meltdown. One of the worst moments of my life.

Maybe thats another way you know, "if you are married with kids and some of your greatest and worst moments in life are Blazer games .... you might be a true fan."
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Omg I was at a house full of Laker fans and they didn't like my celebrating during game 7. They kicked me out of the living room and I had to watch it on 12" TV in the guest bedroom. When the collapse happened, they all ran in the room and started laughing at me.

I hated that day
 
I'm surprised nobody's gone for the obvious one: Shaving the pinwheel into your pubic hair.
 
My wife knows not to watch a Blazer game with me..seems like every game she shares with me, they lose..hahaha. so now I watch in the den, she watches in the LR..she even bought me a 50 in TV for the den..great wife I have boys..

Favorite Niece bought me a Blazers T. I wore it one game and they lost..now I never wear it on a game day..
 
I'd like to add another... You might be a real Blazer fan if you already have gotten your significant other to agree to name your first born son Damian Roy
 
BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 said:
I'd like to add another... You might be a real Blazer fan if you already have gotten your significant other to agree to name your first born son Damian Roy
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Nice! I almost had my wife talked into Broden back in the day for our first son.

but yes rep'd
 
magnifier661 said:
When Roy's amazing 4th quarter vs Dallas made you cry
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I was in the 300s. We all had tears, first and only time I've ever kissed a man. I dont know his name, but we were so happy. At Half time I actually lead a prayer to the basketball gods that roy would channel my knees and they would cripple mine instead. I now have knee problems. I spray painted my truck black with red rims. I spent $600 when I was broke to take my Friend to przybillas return game after we traded him just so I could be part of the standing ovation when he checked in. Also first time I met mike and mike sitting behind them. Rice liked my blazers jacket.

I wont date a girl if shes not a blazer fan, makes for a lonely life in south carolina.
 
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rasheedfan2005 said:
I was in the 300s. We all had tears, first and only time I've ever kissed a man. I dont know his name, but we were so happy. At Half time I actually lead a prayer to the basketball gods that roy would channel my knees and they would cripple mine instead. I now have knee problemsFriendI spray painted my truck black with red rims. I spent $600 when I was broke to take my Friend to przybillas return game after we traded him just so I could be part of the standing ovation when he checked in. Also first time I met might might mike sitting behind them. Rice liked my blazers jacket.

I wont date a girl if shes not a blazer fan, makes for a lonely life in south carolina.
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My girlfriend comes from a Laker family. I converted her.

You have no idea how fun it is to trash talk her uncles
 
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