"... you might be a real Blazers fan."

[RR7]

If after the Scarlet and Black, you named your first born Scarlett..

If you've drummed into her and her cousins that "purple and yellow just don't go together"

When your 3 year old recognizes the Scarlet and Black anywhere and says Blazers!

When the only television your child is allowed to watch is Blazers games.

When you move to Portland from Chicago and decide to adopt the team(202-03 season) and become a hard core fan and arguably its WORST.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

If you boo Mike Dunleavy Jr in line at the convenience store... in 2028...

 

[rasheedfan2005]

I peed on a guys yellow mustang once cause he had a purple jacket. He needed to be purple and piss.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Had high hopes for Nedzad Sinanovic for the simple fact that he was 7'5" and could walk/chew gum at the same time.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

As a teenager my parents had a guy put in 3 custom black and white pinwheels into the crimson carpet in my bedroom.

 

[Boise Blazer]

Had high hopes for Nedzad Sinanovic for the simple fact that he was 7'5" and could walk/chew gum at the same time.

Great call. Rep'd

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Fez Hammersticks again.

 

[Boise Blazer]

As a teenager my parents had a guy put in 3 custom black and white pinwheels into the crimson carpet in my bedroom.

Now THAT is cool. Perfect example. Rep'd

And I thought I was cool because I had an old Zippo lighter display that lit up and turned in circles and I had all the current at the time Blazer rookie cards in it. But a pinwheel on the floor. Well done.

 

[Boise Blazer]

Ok so you know you are real Blazers fan when you read halfway thru this tweet and assume the worst before finishing:

[TWEET]538419348805672962[/TWEET]

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

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For a brief time a few years ago Nedzad was considered the best center in Europe.

Footspeed would've killed him in the NBA though.

 

[riverman]

I'd like to add another... You might be a real Blazer fan if you already have gotten your significant other to agree to name your first born son Damian Roy

Way cool! Then you realize his first and middle initials would be DR

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Way cool! Then you realize his first and middle initials would be DR

The worst part is realizing his last name is Acula.

 

[Boise Blazer]

The worst part is realizing his last name is Acula.

BLAH!

 

[Mediocre Man]

You might be a real Blazer fan if you continue to post on a lame forum even though you are called a troll and not a Blazer fan by certain posters

 

[julius]

I've been trying to get this for so long! Please help! And I want the original. Not that sped up Canzano one.

did you ever find it? I have an older version of it (not the Canzano sped up one), but I have to find the email I stored it on. If the one that blayza had posted wasn't it, and if you still want it, PM me. Might take me a while to find it though)

 

[BlazerCaravan]

You might be a real Blazer fan if you continue to post on a lame forum even though you are called a troll and not a Blazer fan by certain posters

Fair point... So is Superbeard also a real blazers fan, or just misguided?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Fair point... So is Superbeard also a real blazers fan, or just misguided?

Who the hell is super beard?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Who the hell is super beard?

Check the last few pages of the November NBA thread; he's a Rockets fan who loves James Harden and started posting here last season during the Houston series... then forgot to leave.

 

[riverman]

if you would rather read the Dame's probable against the Wolves thread instead of watching the blowout Civil War last night.

 

[riverman]

Check the last few pages of the November NBA thread; he's a Rockets fan who loves James Harden and started posting here last season during the Houston series... then forgot to leave.

That's called a closet Blazer fan

 

[Strenuus]

You might be a real Blazer fan if you continue to post on a lame forum even though you are called a troll and not a Blazer fan by certain posters

Victim, table for one. Victim, table for one.

 

[ripcityboy]

You might be a Blazer fan if evert time your back aches you think of Kiki Vandewhege.

 

[Boise Blazer]

You might be a Blazer fan if evert time your back aches you think of Kiki Vandewhege.

Nice call. Rep'd

 

[rasheedfan2005]

When my knee hurts at work I tell everyone im out for the season but should continue making my full salary

 

[Boise Blazer]

When my knee hurts at work I tell everyone im out for the season but should continue making my full salary

Sounds about normal if you play for the Blazers. Rep'd

 

[RipCityBlazer]

You might be a real Blazers fan if your second home as a young child was in the nosebleeds at the Rose Garden.

 

[Boise Blazer]

You might be a real Blazers fan if your second home as a young child was in the nosebleeds at the Rose Garden.

I am envious and you are rep'd