You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President

[SlyPokerDog]

For Christ’s sake, you people made me get rid of my peanut farm before you let me be president.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Our last actual Christian president.

 

[Sedatedfork]

#FakeCashews

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Our last actual Christian president.

Not to mention the last actual decent human being to hold the office.....

 

[Denny Crane]

Ho ho ho.

Bill Carter, Jimmy's alcoholic brother, took over the family peanut farm when Jimmy ran.

Fucking lying hypocrite.

We don't miss you, Jimmy Carter.

 

[Denny Crane]

http://www.nytimes.com/1988/09/26/o...er-at-51-troubled-brother-of-a-president.html

Billy Carter Dies of Cancer at 51; Troubled Brother of a President

Mr. Carter, who took charge of the family peanut warehouse and farm in Plains when his brother ran for President, proved incapable of handling his sudden fame after his older brother's election and became the subject of repeated investigations by the Internal Revenue Service and other Government agencies.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Who are you calling "you people?"

Check your privilege bruh.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Ho ho ho.

Bill Carter, Jimmy's alcoholic brother, took over the family peanut farm when Jimmy ran.

Fucking lying hypocrite.

We don't miss you, Jimmy Carter.

It's an Onion article. I doubt it was really written by Jimmy Carter.

 

[Denny Crane]

Not to mention the last actual decent human being to hold the office.....

Obama.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ho ho ho.

Bill Carter, Jimmy's alcoholic brother, took over the family peanut farm when Jimmy ran.

Fucking lying hypocrite.

We don't miss you, Jimmy Carter.

WHOOOOOSSSSHHHHHH!

#Triggered

 

[Sedatedfork]

Obama.

Reptilian.

 

[Denny Crane]

It's an Onion article. I doubt it was really written by Jimmy Carter.

It still fits the stupid outcry over Trump's businesses.

 

[Sedatedfork]

It still fits the stupid outcry over Trump's businesses.

Jimmy Carter wants an apology.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

It's an Onion article. I doubt it was really written by Jimmy Carter.

"Besides, that peanut farm would probably be worth $200 million today, easy."

 

[oldfisherman]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

DennyAnne getting butthurt over fake news is the precious snowflake that will never melt.

 

[Denny Crane]

Jimmy Carter wants an apology.

Fuck Jimmy Carter. At one point he was a decent EX president. Until he showed he's an anti-semite.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Fuck Jimmy Carter. At one point he was a decent EX president. Until he showed he's an anti-semite.

Now he wants 2 apologies.

 

[Denny Crane]

Parody or not, it raises the idiocy of the butt hurt media that is whining about Trump giving is businesses over to his relatives.

Precedent.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I just assumed it was real too. It doesn't even seem the least bit out of place with everything I've been seeing. Haha, slick.

Maybe this is where the kid at work got the idea that Trump outlawed abortion on Earth.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Fox Business says Carter's peanut farm was in a blind trust while he was President. So, I don't know what to believe. Fox News or Denny. Tough decision.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Fox Business says Carter's peanut farm was in a blind trust while he was President. So, I don't know what to believe. Fox News or Denny. Tough decision.

Carter's brother would drink himself blind so same difference.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Olive Oil In Skinny Bottle Obviously Better

 

[BlazerWookee]

Jimmy Carter wants an apology.

Jimmy Carter need a nametag sewn onto his sweater so he doesn't get separated from the rest of the group at the dog track.

 

[Denny Crane]

I just assumed it was real too. It doesn't even seem the least bit out of place with everything I've been seeing. Haha, slick.

Maybe this is where the kid at work got the idea that Trump outlawed abortion on Earth.

Funny thing when the Onion is indistinguishable from the "news" in the MSM.

 

[Denny Crane]

Fox Business says Carter's peanut farm was in a blind trust while he was President. So, I don't know what to believe. Fox News or Denny. Tough decision.

Trade deals good for peanuts vs. selling hotel rooms at fair market value as the business has all along.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

We should make threads for all of the Onions' articles so Denny can tells us how they're wrong.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Denny Crane never lost a case because he keeps fighting the same cases over and over and over and over and.......

 

[Denny Crane]

Denny Crane never lost a case

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Denny Crane never lost a case because he keeps fighting the same cases over and over and over and over and.......

#FakeCases