Your biggest irrational fear?

[PtldPlatypus]

I worry about some crazy old guy with wide hairy wrists walking up and giving me a double titty-twister.

So what you're saying is, you haven't actually met Blazer Wookee in person?

 

[jlprk]

From what I read, that guy should be kept in manacles!

In my freshman year in the dorm, my semi-friend actually gave me a titty-twister. He did it to both boys and girls.

 

[jlprk]

From the posts I see that Wookee stands about 6-6, weighs 345, has a 3-foot red beard housing an adult eagle, and wins ribbons at logging contests. Yet he hates hippies. What's with that?

 

[crandc]

I have an irrational fear that I'm never going to get over this damn cold.

 

[MarAzul]

What is yours?

When I was a kid, it was being out in the woods and seeing bigfoot or a ufo. Scared the shit right out of me. You couldn't catch me out in the woods late at night for love or money.

Now as an adult, my biggest irrational fear is being tied to an anchor, and dropped over board off of a boat in the ocean (thanks Dateline NBC for that one).

I suppose standing the anchor watch on a yacht with a very conservative skipper would really give you the chudders.