Funny Your Useless Talent

[yankeesince59]

I see the Real World, and the men and women behind the curtain.

"Real World"?...for the umpteenth time, are you ever going to outline what your definition of what a "real American" is?


http://www.sportstwo.com/search/69124267/?q=real American&o=relevance&c[node]=434&c[user][0]=20874

 

[crandc]

"Real World"?...for the umpteenth time, are you ever going to outline what your definition of what a "real American" is?


http://www.sportstwo.com/search/69124267/?q=real American&o=relevance&c[node]=434&c[user][0]=20874

A real American is a Trump supporter. Preferably a white male hetero.

 

[MickZagger]

Not only do I have an internal clock, so does Lucia. She comes and goes with great regularity and always knows when it's close to bedtime. Comes home before I can call her.

We can tell Lucia is your favorite of the cats. BY FAR!!

 

[crandc]

We can tell Lucia is your favorite of the cats. BY FAR!!

I tell her she is the best cat alive, which is true, and avoids comparison with cats who previously owned me.

 

[Lanny]

Since you’re ancient, how well can you use an abacus? My mom is such a ninja with that thing. With basic calculation, she’s faster on it than I’m on a calculator.

I don't need a calculator. I can go the grocery store, buy 15 or 20 items and figure out the total cost in my head within a few pennies.

 

[crandc]

Whenever I use a calculator I double check with pen and paper. Trust my brain more than my fingers.

 

[Stevenson]

I tell her she is the best cat alive, which is true, and avoids comparison with cats who previously owned me.

I hate to disappoint you and her, but Theo is the best cat alive.

 

[crandc]

I hate to disappoint you and her, but Theo is the best cat alive.

You might think so, but sorry, Theo is second best cat alive.