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Sly, I saw a SlyDog hotdog cart at club level area last night @ the game. Reminded me of you. Was that you?
 
blue32 said:
Sly, I saw a SlyDog hotdog cart at club level area last night @ the game. Reminded me of you. Was that you?
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Nope, I was up on the Isle of Misfit Press trying to get a wifi signal.
 
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I just voted for SlyPokerDog for Portland Mayor. I want everyone to do the same. Click here

http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/10/who_should_join_portland_mayor.html

Scroll to the bottom where you can submit a write-in vote. Type (spell it the same as me or it wil be read as a separate person) SlyPokerDog.

Click the plus sign to the right.

You voted with me! Great. If we each vote several times, the evil Oregonian will be forced to pay attention.

Okay, next time your cookies are cleared, like when you turn your computer on again, vote again. Hurry up. The Oregonian is making decisions as I write this about how much coverage to give each candidate. This will affect who is put on the ballot by the government.
 
jlprk said:
I just voted for SlyPokerDog for Portland Mayor. I want everyone to do the same. Click here

http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/10/who_should_join_portland_mayor.html

Scroll to the bottom where you can submit a write-in vote. Type (spell it the same as me or it wil be read as a separate person) SlyPokerDog.

Click the plus sign to the right.

You voted with me! Great. If we each vote several times, the evil Oregonian will be forced to pay attention.

Okay, next time your cookies are cleared, like when you turn your computer on again, vote again. Hurry up. The Oregonian is making decisions as I write this about how much coverage to give each candidate. This will affect who is put on the ballot by the government.
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I would make a great mayor! Want to be my campaign manager?
 
I do not accept this mission hastily nor this weighty task lightly, nor do I ask not what my country can do for me. I have inquired of the best minds in local politics and the chorus is unanimous: Sly is a great leader in need of a top mind to help him emerge in Portland politics. While my speechwriting is John Kerry-style, I need not never write your speeches in classical style, they all do not fail to often but never tell me, and they do not fail to forget to remind me not to forget that I must determine your stands on all issues of the day, as clearly as a John Kerry and without the negative embellishments of fear which we all dread will make us fret. I have consulted with my ex-wife and never-present kid in hiding and with all humility, I accept your nomination to be your underboss. I assure all our opponents that I will be gentle as our supporters march down the streets at night. Under my management, we will not smash any business windows more than absolutely necessary to get democratically elected. If indicted, the buck stops here. Your reputation will remain as unstained as it is now. My lips will be sealed. With my brains, Denny's money, and your kiss-ass comingling with the sports media we will find untold riches in Portland's golden future.
 
There's only one way to rally support this late. Light our torches and march downtown. I'll whip up a few pedestrian knockdowns.

 
You will need to practice interviews with me, to avoid gotcha questions from the media. Anyone who wants to submit questions here, go ahead. I'll just ask whatever comes to mind.

What is your position on the Health Dept. handing out free yeast infection antidotes?
 
Should the City commission an expensive engineering study on how to de-suicide our bridges? What about a less expensive option of engineering out fatal falls, but not nonfatal jumps? Should bungee cords be regulated? How much should be spent on Christmas lighting on bridges? How much on de-icing? White salt or sea salt? To a visitor, Portland is a sea of bridges. This blight cannot be avoided by lost drivers looking for the Moda Center. What will you do to shine up the rust?
 
jlprk said:
You will need to practice interviews with me, to avoid gotcha questions from the media. Anyone who wants to submit questions here, go ahead. I'll just ask whatever comes to mind.

What is your position on the Health Dept. handing out free yeast infection antidotes?
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when did they decide to give us free divorce papers? If that's the case, I'm all for it!
 
If the next president enforces Federal marijuana laws and engages the Army against the Portland Police, will you be a general in the field, or will you say you couldn't find your gas mask?
 
jlprk said:
If the next president enforces Federal marijuana laws and engages the Army against the Portland Police, will you be a general in the field, or will you say you couldn't find your gas mask?
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I will command the naked bike riders to storm the army's lines!
 
jlprk said:
If the next president enforces Federal marijuana laws and engages the Army against the Portland Police, will you be a general in the field, or will you say you couldn't find your gas mask?
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I converted my gas mask to a bong years ago so I'll probably be wearing it hiding like a coward in the forest
 
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