Recent content by Penitentiary Face

we never had a chance

where's the whiskey? this hurts.

ugh. should i be happy i can't see the blazer's game right now?

I could give a flying fuck about the celtics and/or bulls

I’m not discounting this loss one bit. This game was absolutely atrocious for the Portland Trailblazers. From start to finish, our execution was dogshit. Thank god we started playing decent defense in the second half. Our offense, however, from start to finish was pretty embarrassing. Rudy...

No one will remember what happened in Game 3 when the Blazers win Game 7.

You're right. That's not what you said. I retract my earlier comment. Work for you, chief?

Yao played conservative? Try again, sport. You make it seem like Yao make the descision to have yet another craptastic game. The truth is that Yao was shut down for the most part by the defensive execution of the 20 year old rookie playing his first NBA playoff series away game.

True. Very true. Problem is, in my brain I could keeps track of all the lopsided regular foul calls. The phantom tech sticks in my mind because it came out of nowhere like Joaquin Phoenix's rap career.

Keep an eye out for an article like this in the Houston papers: According to a report in the Houston Chronicle, the Rockets are frustrated with where the Trailblazers three point line is situated. “They were very close to the hoop,” coach Rick Adelman said. “The three pointers they took...

I have one question for you: did Battier travel?

That phantom technical ended up fucking us.

Another good thing to come out of this game. Von Wafer and Brooks have finally cooled off. Combined 6-20 fg. I see no reason why those two butt-darts should all of a sudden start shooting lights-fucking-out like they did in games 1 and 2.