10 Things Every Guy Should Know By 21

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Well, here is the article: http://t.living.msn.com/life-inspired/10-things-every-man-should-know-by-21-2

In short, her list is:

1. Learn to tie a tie. Even better: learn how to tie a bow tie. Even better than better: learn to fold a pocket square. [why?]
2. Wear the right amount of cologne. [hahaha!!!]
3. Build a fire. At the very least, know how to light a grill. [agreed]
4. Know how to take care of a hungover lady. [*edited: Rape jokes are better left in your head*]
5. Ask a woman on a date. A real date. ["Get in the pickup, bitch."]
6. Enjoy the company of old people. [How are ya, Denny?]
7. The more time you spend talking about yourself and how great you are, the less great you seem. [How are ya, Denny?]
8. Ironing in general. Particularly a dress shirt. [agreed]
9. Crack open your car manual —and actually read it. [agreed]
10. Be a thoughtful gifter. [why? What woman doesn't change her mind every 5 minutes?]

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Maybe we can add...

11. How to properly tear panties off a standing woman.
12. How to properly get a woman to climax.
13. How to get a woman to either like football or shut up until commercials.
14. How to properly handle a threesome.

 

[julius]

There should be a list for women to know by the time they're 21, but 10 isn't enough

 

[magnifier661]

*edited: This is already edging on ugly sexism, let's not get completely misogynistic, thanks*

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

*edited*

Spoken like a recently married man.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

*edited: This is already edging on ugly sexism, let's not get completely misogynistic, thanks*

I disagree.

That was a totally unnecessary edit.

This board is kinda floating out to sea after circling the bowl.

 

[magnifier661]

I disagree.

That was a totally unnecessary edit.

This board is kinda floating out to sea after circling the bowl.

Tell me about it. Obviously it was a joke... It's like liberal athiests have taken over this board

 

[Further]

Know how to be injured, sick or take a punch without complaining

Stand up for something you believe in.

Travel in other countries

Try foods, sports, music ... That sound bizarre and shed your preconceived notions.

 

[Minstrel]

Well, I wouldn't say "taken over the board." Only me and barfo are really "liberal atheists." And besides, I prefer liberal agnostic.

That aside, it being a "joke" doesn't mean it isn't sexist.

 

[Further]

Tell me about it. Obviously it was a joke... It's like liberal athiests have taken over this board

Become a liberal atheist

 

[magnifier661]

Well, I wouldn't say "taken over the board." Only me and barfo are really "liberal atheists." And besides, I prefer liberal agnostic.

That aside, it being a "joke" doesn't mean it isn't sexist.

And boom goes the dynamite...

So the convo about ripping clothes off and shit like that ain't? Selective sexism?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Tell me about it. Obviously it was a joke... It's like liberal athiests have taken over this board

Not only was it clearly a joke, but funny and hardly offensive. One of the reasons I'm not around as much but this isn't near the board it used to be. Especially when a post like that gets edited.

That was plain wrong.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Well, I wouldn't say "taken over the board." Only me and barfo are really "liberal atheists." And besides, I prefer liberal agnostic.

That aside, it being a "joke" doesn't mean it isn't sexist.

If you are so damn obsessed with anything remotely sexist, my original post and the one following was much worse.

This is stupid.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

wow, i had no idea that BP was such a pervert

kudos or something

 

[magnifier661]

Not only was it clearly a joke, but funny and hardly offensive. One of the reasons I'm not around as much but this isn't near the board it used to be. Especially when a post like that gets edited.

That was plain wrong.

Fuck yeah it was funny!!! I dedicate it to all the lovely woman on this board... Especially sly!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Now we are being told how to think by Minstrel.

S2

 

[magnifier661]

If you are so damn obsessed with anything remotely sexist, my original post and the one following was much worse.

This is stupid.

And they say us Christians are uptight

 

[Minstrel]

If you are so damn obsessed with anything remotely sexist, my original post and the one following was much worse.

This is stupid.

I edited yours too. The forum is more permissive, so I didn't edit everything, just the most egregious stuff.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i think all men should definitely learn how to drive a stick, but so should all women

 

[magnifier661]

I edited yours too. The forum is more permissive, so I didn't edit everything, just the most egregious stuff.

Wait u were the mod that edited my post? When the fuck you become mod?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

basically, learn how to be rich, sensitive, and have a giant hog

1. Learn to tie a tie. Even better: learn how to tie a bow tie. Even better than better: learn to fold a pocket square. MONEY IDENTIFIER
2. Wear the right amount of cologne. MONEY IDENTIFIER
3. Build a fire. At the very least, know how to light a grill. HUGE DONG/ ALPHA MALE ACTION
4. Know how to take care of a hungover lady. SENSITIVE DREAM GUY
5. Ask a woman on a date. A real date. HUGE DONG/ ALPHA MALE ACTION
6. Enjoy the company of old people. SENSITIVE DREAM GUY
7. The more time you spend talking about yourself and how great you are, the less great you seem. HUGE DONG/ ALPHA MALE ACTION
8. Ironing in general. Particularly a dress shirt. MONEY IDENTIFIER
9. Crack open your car manual —and actually read it. HUGE DONG/ ALPHA MALE ACTION
10. Be a thoughtful gifter. MONEY IDENTIFIER

 

[Minstrel]

Wait u were the mod that edited my post? When the fuck you become mod?

It says so right at the bottom of the post.

 

[magnifier661]

It says so right at the bottom of the post.

Not on tapatalk

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I edited yours too. The forum is more permissive, so I didn't edit everything, just the most egregious stuff.

You are a liar.

You are making edits based on your personal political philosophy. None of those edits would have stood even 6 months ago.

Frankly, you don't deserve to control anything on this board and it's a joke.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

 

[3RA1N1AC]

 

[MarAzul]

You are a liar.

You are making edits based on your personal political philosophy. None of those edits would have stood even 6 months ago.

Frankly, you don't deserve to control anything on this board and it's a joke.

Who is this guy to be editing anything?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

you guys should meet at the sizzler early bird and draft up a scathing PM to accurately portray your disapprobation

 

[magnifier661]

you guys should meet at the sizzler early bird and draft up a scathing PM to accurately portray your disapprobation

Meh, I'm over it...

 

[3RA1N1AC]

marijuana is shortening your attention span