14 Songs You Should Never Play in a Bar

[AEM]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>There’s nothing worse than having a perfectly good drinking session ruined by a song that either doesn’t belong in a bar, has been crammed down your ears too many times, or just plain sucks.

14. ALL I WANNA DO – SHERYL CROW

WHO PLAYS THIS ON THE JUKE BOX: The 45-year-old wannabe cougar who, despite being totally beaten down by her dead-end job as a real estate agent, thinks she can relate to the free spiritedness this song represents. She could totally drink beer at noon on a Tuesday…if she didn’t have to be at work. And she could totally drive down Santa Monica Boulevard with some guy named Billy or Mac or Buddy…if she didn’t have to pick her kids up from soccer practice. So, instead of going all Thelma and Louise, she ends up dancing with her other cougar friends before calling it a night in time to catch Grey’s Anatomy.

WHY IT NEEDS TO BE RETIRED: When played at a bar, it does nothing but get a bunch of middle-aged women with fupas and gunts up on the dance floor who ask the DJ to play “Margaritaville” next.

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http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/17/14-song...-play-in-a-bar/

 

[cpawfan]

Did a 15 year old make that list?

 

[AEM]

Definitely a youngster, though I would've guessed a college kid.

 

[cpawfan]

I'm getting older and the line between 15 and college age is starting to blur. Of course, that will change in a couple of years when my oldest son becomes a teenager.

 

[Big Frame]

Other then The Killers, I would play every single song on that list.