I get the joke, but, it all seriousness, Meyers had the foundation of a decent low-post game when he was 18, 19. He had some shake, he battled for position, he used a jump hook, a fadeaway hook and a turnaround jumper down low playing in one of the more physical college leagues. The NBA is a different animal. How he was coached might have dictated the player he's become, too.
I was watching some video of Meyers at Illinois to see if I was remembering him accurately. You can see why he was a lottery pick ... really good hands, sometimes a great passer from the post. The thing that stood out for me was his shot blocking.