Event 2018 Winter Olympics

[BBert]

lmao. And these people are supposed to be controlling our elections, huh?

I hadn't heard that the Russian curler was involved in internet trolling our presidential election, but if you say so. I would have thought they'd hire computer nerds for that. I have to admit, I'd have never suspected the Russian curler was behind it. Thanks for the heads up.

 

[Jade Falcon]

I hadn't heard that the Russian curler was involved in internet trolling our presidential election, but if you say so. I would have thought they'd hire computer nerds for that. I have to admit, I'd have never suspected the Russian curler was behind it. Thanks for the heads up.

Hey, you know me.....anything I can do to help.

 

[ripcityboy]

Russian curler got caught doping (not sure why anyone would do PEDs, it’s curling) then he blamed the US.
http://www.espn.com/olympics/curlin...gotten-feels-robbed-glory-russia-doping-drama

Most common Russian excuses for doping at the Olympics....

1. "How can I be guilty when the US is so guilty itself?"
2. "I don't believe you. Did this information come from a Russian News Service?"
3. "I don't trust the testing methods used on this specimen. Please follow these two large men into the back room where we can discuss an appropriate time to test me again."

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Watch Icarus on Netflix.

Just watch it.

Awesome!

 

[theprunetang]

He's lucky the Japanese skater didn't accidentally slice his fingers off.

 

[Hoopguru]

He knows he toast upon returning to his home. I'm sure they are taught to take down their competitor at all cost!

 

[theprunetang]

He knows he toast upon returning to his home. I'm sure they are taught to take down their competitor at all cost!

Yeah. He's going to a "work camp".

 

[Titan]

He knows he toast upon returning to his home. I'm sure they are taught to take down their competitor at all cost!

Yeah. He's going to a "work camp".

Or he is going to “volunteer” for the space program, which is just being strapped to an ICBM.

 

[andalusian]

Russian curler got caught doping (not sure why anyone would do PEDs, it’s curling) then he blamed the US.
http://www.espn.com/olympics/curlin...gotten-feels-robbed-glory-russia-doping-drama

Can anyone explain to me why cleaning the ice in front of a sliding block of cheese is an Olympic event?

 

[jonnyboy]

USA and Canada bout to go to OT for gold!!!!! Better turn that shit on!!!!!

 

[jonnyboy]

Huge game!!!!! Go USA!!!! We've been getting beat by Canada for 20 years, 4 straight Olympics!!!!! Just need one more goooaaaaalllll!!! Sudden death OT!!!!!!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[THE HCP]

Huge game!!!!! Go USA!!!! We've been getting beat by Canada for 20 years, 4 straight Olympics!!!!! Just need one more goooaaaaalllll!!! Sudden death OT!!!!!!

What are you talking about right here son?

 

[SportsAndWhine]

Shootout!

 

[SportsAndWhine]

Wow!!! Gold for the Women’s Hockey team!

 

[SportsAndWhine]

Pixar furiously writing the script to Inside Out 2: Riley Goes To The Olympics

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Finally a shootout even the biggest gun haters can support!

 

[jonnyboy]

 

[SportsAndWhine]

Finally a shoot out even the biggest gun haters can support!

 

[ripcityboy]

Hope the girls win. Gary Bettman is only my shit list for not allowing NHL players in the Olympics.

 

[SportsAndWhine]

Hope the girls win. Gary Bettman is only my shit list for not allowing NHL players in the Olympics.

The girls won

 

[jonnyboy]

Watch that shootout goal by Lamoreaux 50 times. So impressive with the head fake, just drops the Canadian goaltender. These chicks are soooo good. The Canadians too. Couldn't ask for a better hockey game.

 

[SportsAndWhine]

Watch that shootout goal by Lamoreaux 50 times. So impressive with the head fake, just drops the Canadian goaltender. These chicks are soooo good. The Canadians too. Couldn't ask for a better hockey game.

Funniest exchange of the evening came halfway through overtime:

My Wife: So what's the offsides rule?

Me (who hasn't watched hockey seriously since 1998): Umm....

 

[Mediocre Man]

Team USA just gave a big FUCK YOU to the curling world. Beating Canada and the Sweden for the gold medal.

Yes, I stayed up til 3:30 to watch curling

 

[theprunetang]

Team USA just gave a big FUCK YOU to the curling world. Beating Canada and the Sweden for the gold medal.

Yes, I stayed up til 3:30 to watch curling

I watched the whole match. Amazing. That 5 spot Schuster got in the 8th end was legendary.

 

[stampedehero]

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[Shaboid]

I didn't know HCP was at the olympics!!

https://sports.yahoo.com/shirtless-pink-tutu-wearing-streaker-won-olympics-163323971.html

 

[ripcityboy]

I love that we beat Canada at their own game. It'll give them even more identity problems.

"Soorey, guys." You're mongoloid, psychotic younger brother got the best of you again.

 

[jonnyboy]

I never watched curling in the Olympics until this go round. It ain't bad, it's definitely watchable. I still don't know what the brooms are for.