2v2 Open Rap Battle (Air Fresh, Swish15 vs. Smitty, Chutney)
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Carter, Smitty, and Chutney: you gotta realize we can't be beat,
We come in this thread ready to compete, and allergic to defeat,
Do you realize what we’ve assembled? We’re the lyrical Goodfellas,
Spitting so many deadly insults, we’ll have y’all running for umbrellas,
Look at these losers Swish and Fresh: they managed to drag down Karma,
But, we show no pity or remorse, when they bring in that soap opera drama,
Such inflated ego’s, should we take them seriously? We don’t know,
‘Cuz it really ain’t tough to beat rap’s version of Larry, Curly and Moe?
Y’all are misplaced, better suited to discuss whose hair to put in curls,
How do we stay serious, when my sis thinks you’re the Powerpuff Girls?
But, it’s too late to turn back: If you're that confident, start bringin’ the pain,
Then we'll be like Shawn Kemp in his prime, and start lettin’ it Reign,
While y’all show us why you don’t have enough time to catch babes,
Practicing positions on each other found in pictures from Abu Ghraib,
Y’all asking for more trouble than having unprotected sex in Africa,
Challengers always come, but we “Kill ‘Em All” like Metallica,
It ain’t gonna take much from us to make y’all submit,
Sharpshootin’ all 3 of y’all, might as well give up and just quit,
So we don’t expect much in return after we unleash our first attack,
I mean, you’re star player claims to be Eric Foreman dressed up in black,
Y’all unknowingly got a death wish for trying to take on our team,
Just got washed down into the gutters by our lyrical streams.
We come in this thread ready to compete, and allergic to defeat,
Do you realize what we’ve assembled? We’re the lyrical Goodfellas,
Spitting so many deadly insults, we’ll have y’all running for umbrellas,
Look at these losers Swish and Fresh: they managed to drag down Karma,
But, we show no pity or remorse, when they bring in that soap opera drama,
Such inflated ego’s, should we take them seriously? We don’t know,
‘Cuz it really ain’t tough to beat rap’s version of Larry, Curly and Moe?
Y’all are misplaced, better suited to discuss whose hair to put in curls,
How do we stay serious, when my sis thinks you’re the Powerpuff Girls?
But, it’s too late to turn back: If you're that confident, start bringin’ the pain,
Then we'll be like Shawn Kemp in his prime, and start lettin’ it Reign,
While y’all show us why you don’t have enough time to catch babes,
Practicing positions on each other found in pictures from Abu Ghraib,
Y’all asking for more trouble than having unprotected sex in Africa,
Challengers always come, but we “Kill ‘Em All” like Metallica,
It ain’t gonna take much from us to make y’all submit,
Sharpshootin’ all 3 of y’all, might as well give up and just quit,
So we don’t expect much in return after we unleash our first attack,
I mean, you’re star player claims to be Eric Foreman dressed up in black,
Y’all unknowingly got a death wish for trying to take on our team,
Just got washed down into the gutters by our lyrical streams.
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<font color=""Blue"">AF-V, Karma, and Swish, you can try taking shots at The Team
But we throwing them back at ya like Deke, Olajuwon, and Kareem
On the other hand ya roster is weak, Carter don’t even have self esteem
And right after some sorry 4 Bars Smitty will just run out of Steam
The Powerpuff girls? Nah, we are more like the Legion of Doom
Spit with that AK*, give you that Venom, and top it off with Junoon
Manu Ginobili a$$ rhymes, therefore in the game all yall do is flop
We got that North Pole Cold Flow, so in the game we the team on TOP </font>
<font color=""Red"">Twenty-two bars and not one yo momma joke?
I guess ya'll silenced Carter while the others ghostwrote.
If ya’ll are allergic to defeat then you aint gonna survive
We’ll have you itching and bitching and breakin out in hives
Soap opera drama? In these conditions the Legion of Doom thrives
All I know is this battle will be the worst Days of Your Lives
You can’t turn back once you get caught in this vicious cycle
I turn around shots better than Kobe and Michael*</font>
<font color=""Green"">This team'll have ya wettin~ya~sheets while 'murderin rhymes'
have ya restin~in~peace, one word at a time //
We strikin~with~heat, how you likin~defeat?
Knock Smitty verbally with rhymes, lace him right~in~his~teeth //
I ain't gettin dragged down, my punches hard as a 'Rock',
layin the 'smack down', makin all your heart's~arteries~stop //
hop off the weed fam, cause the only thing that's blazin~is~rhymes
Chutney, you're more then rusty, this battle's just a waste~of~my~time //
talkin about lyrical streams~and~gutters; beatin us? your dreams~are~cluttered
y'all so 'shook' even your verse seems~to~stutter //</font>
*AK = Swish’s real name initials (Alex Kennedy)
*Turn around shots = reverse your punchlines but since Kobe and Mike are famous for their turn around shots it's a play on words
<font color=""Blue"">Blue=Air Fresh</font>
<font color=""Red"">Red=Swish</font>
<font color=""Green"">Green=Karma</font>
But we throwing them back at ya like Deke, Olajuwon, and Kareem
On the other hand ya roster is weak, Carter don’t even have self esteem
And right after some sorry 4 Bars Smitty will just run out of Steam
The Powerpuff girls? Nah, we are more like the Legion of Doom
Spit with that AK*, give you that Venom, and top it off with Junoon
Manu Ginobili a$$ rhymes, therefore in the game all yall do is flop
We got that North Pole Cold Flow, so in the game we the team on TOP </font>
<font color=""Red"">Twenty-two bars and not one yo momma joke?
I guess ya'll silenced Carter while the others ghostwrote.
If ya’ll are allergic to defeat then you aint gonna survive
We’ll have you itching and bitching and breakin out in hives
Soap opera drama? In these conditions the Legion of Doom thrives
All I know is this battle will be the worst Days of Your Lives
You can’t turn back once you get caught in this vicious cycle
I turn around shots better than Kobe and Michael*</font>
<font color=""Green"">This team'll have ya wettin~ya~sheets while 'murderin rhymes'
have ya restin~in~peace, one word at a time //
We strikin~with~heat, how you likin~defeat?
Knock Smitty verbally with rhymes, lace him right~in~his~teeth //
I ain't gettin dragged down, my punches hard as a 'Rock',
layin the 'smack down', makin all your heart's~arteries~stop //
hop off the weed fam, cause the only thing that's blazin~is~rhymes
Chutney, you're more then rusty, this battle's just a waste~of~my~time //
talkin about lyrical streams~and~gutters; beatin us? your dreams~are~cluttered
y'all so 'shook' even your verse seems~to~stutter //</font>
*AK = Swish’s real name initials (Alex Kennedy)
*Turn around shots = reverse your punchlines but since Kobe and Mike are famous for their turn around shots it's a play on words
<font color=""Blue"">Blue=Air Fresh</font>
<font color=""Red"">Red=Swish</font>
<font color=""Green"">Green=Karma</font>
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So do we vote errrr
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<font color=""DarkRed"">It don?t mean sh!t that Karma was recruited to battle by Burt & Ernie,
Cuz, the lame reincarnate dropped out to prepare for the Winter tourney,
Your cartoonish ?Legion of Doom? has crumbled apart like the Berlin Wall,
Can?t expect to be bailed out by Karma, so what?s really left of y?all?
A pop rap fanatic who?s jealous of Baby and a Peter Vecsey copycat,
Neither of them looks suited to match up against us in a lyrical combat,
When there were 3 competitors on each side, your chances were legit,
But you lost your star player and we no longer have Carter to babysit,
Now we can truly unleash our skill, the power of two lyrical heavyweights,
Our verses destroy your Saturday morning rhymes and darken your fates,
We?ll leave you terminally ill and watch you get taken away in a gurney,
Give you post-traumatic stress: you?ll only confront us through an attorney,
Y?all are out of your element when placed into a lyrically hostile situation,
Covering up weak lyrics by polluting verses with asterisks and punctuation,
Colour-coded nonsense, it?s impossible to make sense of what y?all bring,
We waited for a rebuttal, but it looks like Swish just made Iggy another sig,
Y?all step up to us with transparent lyrics, but we ain?t the ones to incite,
Talkin? ?bout ghostwriters when you might as well colour your own lyrics white,</font>
<font color=""Navy"">AF shouldn't even be tryin? to diss my name, man,
Sayin? I'm sorry when he's a Lil Wayne fan,
Little Venom has some nerve messin' with me,
Like I won't, give him a lyrical knockout like Muhammad Ali,
That's all it takes, to bring y?all down to ya knees,
Havin' y?all look like lil? boys seekin' a preist,
Call yourselves the Legion of Doom? Then we're the NWA,
Sprayin? these rhymes like a Tec 9, plus an AK
Matter of fact, call me the Devil and I'll start bringin? the Heat,
Scorchin' y?all like D-Wade, burnin? ya feet,
Even if he tried, Swish wouldn't even air Diddy out,
While I'll let it rain, and clear the city out,
I'm lining em up, like a Tupac rap,
Pickin? them off like a lyrical sniper with this freestyle crap,
I didn't even go my hardest on y?all, I just gave y?all a sample,
And y?all still got crushed, and lyrically trampled,
Bring anyone, we'll murder them too,
We spit it so sick with this lyrical flu,
Be glad, we're done, finished with y?all fools,
How does it feel now that y?all got less credibility
than Ja Rule?</font>
<font color=""DarkRed"">Chutney</font>
<font color=""Navy"">Smitty</font>
Cuz, the lame reincarnate dropped out to prepare for the Winter tourney,
Your cartoonish ?Legion of Doom? has crumbled apart like the Berlin Wall,
Can?t expect to be bailed out by Karma, so what?s really left of y?all?
A pop rap fanatic who?s jealous of Baby and a Peter Vecsey copycat,
Neither of them looks suited to match up against us in a lyrical combat,
When there were 3 competitors on each side, your chances were legit,
But you lost your star player and we no longer have Carter to babysit,
Now we can truly unleash our skill, the power of two lyrical heavyweights,
Our verses destroy your Saturday morning rhymes and darken your fates,
We?ll leave you terminally ill and watch you get taken away in a gurney,
Give you post-traumatic stress: you?ll only confront us through an attorney,
Y?all are out of your element when placed into a lyrically hostile situation,
Covering up weak lyrics by polluting verses with asterisks and punctuation,
Colour-coded nonsense, it?s impossible to make sense of what y?all bring,
We waited for a rebuttal, but it looks like Swish just made Iggy another sig,
Y?all step up to us with transparent lyrics, but we ain?t the ones to incite,
Talkin? ?bout ghostwriters when you might as well colour your own lyrics white,</font>
<font color=""Navy"">AF shouldn't even be tryin? to diss my name, man,
Sayin? I'm sorry when he's a Lil Wayne fan,
Little Venom has some nerve messin' with me,
Like I won't, give him a lyrical knockout like Muhammad Ali,
That's all it takes, to bring y?all down to ya knees,
Havin' y?all look like lil? boys seekin' a preist,
Call yourselves the Legion of Doom? Then we're the NWA,
Sprayin? these rhymes like a Tec 9, plus an AK
Matter of fact, call me the Devil and I'll start bringin? the Heat,
Scorchin' y?all like D-Wade, burnin? ya feet,
Even if he tried, Swish wouldn't even air Diddy out,
While I'll let it rain, and clear the city out,
I'm lining em up, like a Tupac rap,
Pickin? them off like a lyrical sniper with this freestyle crap,
I didn't even go my hardest on y?all, I just gave y?all a sample,
And y?all still got crushed, and lyrically trampled,
Bring anyone, we'll murder them too,
We spit it so sick with this lyrical flu,
Be glad, we're done, finished with y?all fools,
How does it feel now that y?all got less credibility
than Ja Rule?</font>
<font color=""DarkRed"">Chutney</font>
<font color=""Navy"">Smitty</font>
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^ What happened to Carter. lol. The guy can spit flame
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<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Why don't you just ether them all on your own, Chosen One?</div>
lol.....MrJ, you'll never learn will you. Anytime I here "MrJ" I think of the line from Ether "You a d**k riding ******, you love the attention". I did nothing to you, said nothing about you, yet you still want to come in a battle thread and talk your little cute sh!t.
Stop checking for me.
Now Chutney will probably just delete these comments.
lol.....MrJ, you'll never learn will you. Anytime I here "MrJ" I think of the line from Ether "You a d**k riding ******, you love the attention". I did nothing to you, said nothing about you, yet you still want to come in a battle thread and talk your little cute sh!t.
Stop checking for me.
Now Chutney will probably just delete these comments.
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<div class="quote_poster">Air Fresh Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">lol.....MrJ, you'll never learn will you. Anytime I here "MrJ" I think of the line from Ether "You a d**k riding ******, you love the attention". I did nothing to you, said nothing about you, yet you still want to come in a battle thread and talk your little cute sh!t.
Stop checking for me.
Now Chutney will probably just delete these comments.</div>
Everytime I hear "Air Fresh" I think of Baby and Lil' Wayne kissing.
Honestly, it's really not that serious. I thought it was pretty obvious I was just joking. Who really has "beef" on an internet forum?
Stop checking for me.
Now Chutney will probably just delete these comments.</div>
Everytime I hear "Air Fresh" I think of Baby and Lil' Wayne kissing.
Honestly, it's really not that serious. I thought it was pretty obvious I was just joking. Who really has "beef" on an internet forum?
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<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Everytime I hear "Air Fresh" I think of Baby and Lil' Wayne kissing.
Honestly, it's really not that serious. I thought it was pretty obvious I was just joking. Who really has "beef" on an internet forum?</div>
Pretty suspect that you think of two men kissing, I have said it was GAY a numerous amount of times.
I never said it was serious, but you never fail to throw your little b!tch shots at me for no reason when I'm minding my own business. Fall back.
Honestly, it's really not that serious. I thought it was pretty obvious I was just joking. Who really has "beef" on an internet forum?</div>
Pretty suspect that you think of two men kissing, I have said it was GAY a numerous amount of times.
I never said it was serious, but you never fail to throw your little b!tch shots at me for no reason when I'm minding my own business. Fall back.
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<div class="quote_poster">Air Fresh Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Pretty suspect that you think of two men kissing, I have said it was GAY a numerous amount of times.
I never said it was serious, but you never fail to throw your little b!tch shots at me for no reason when I'm minding my own business. Fall back.</div>
What shots? Because I joked and called you the chosen one? What other shots have I thrown at you?
Anyway, you're sounding like j0se with all these "fall back" comments. (A joke, obviously)
I never said it was serious, but you never fail to throw your little b!tch shots at me for no reason when I'm minding my own business. Fall back.</div>
What shots? Because I joked and called you the chosen one? What other shots have I thrown at you?
Anyway, you're sounding like j0se with all these "fall back" comments. (A joke, obviously)
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<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">What shots? Because I joked and called you the chosen one? What other shots have I thrown at you?
Anyway, you're sounding like j0se with all these "fall back" comments. (A joke, obviously)</div>
Like I said, you do it in damn near every battle I'm involved in, you've been doing it since the first tourney. I thought we settled it in a battle, but obviously you still do it.
If your such a jokester open up your own joke thread, then you can joke about whatever you want, anytime you want. It gets annoying when you do it in the middle of a battle.
Anyway, you're sounding like j0se with all these "fall back" comments. (A joke, obviously)</div>
Like I said, you do it in damn near every battle I'm involved in, you've been doing it since the first tourney. I thought we settled it in a battle, but obviously you still do it.
If your such a jokester open up your own joke thread, then you can joke about whatever you want, anytime you want. It gets annoying when you do it in the middle of a battle.
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<div class="quote_poster">Air Fresh Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Like I said, you do it in damn near every battle I'm involved in, you've been doing it since the first tourney. I thought we settled it in a battle, but obviously you still do it.
If your such a jokester open up your own joke thread, then you can joke about whatever you want, anytime you want. It gets annoying when you do it in the middle of a battle.</div>
The first tourney I never posted in indiviual battle threads except during the voting period. What are you talking about? And you've only been involved in what, three battles? One was verse me (had to post, obviously), one against Skillz (didn't post in the thread), and the other was this one. I thought this battle was over with all the side conversations and Swish not around. Also in another thread you, I assume jokingly, called me MrsJ, so I came back with a smart remark in this thread.
You are being a bit too sensitive, but it's whatever. Anyway, I wouldn't want to disrupt this battle anymore, so we should discuss anything else via PM.
If your such a jokester open up your own joke thread, then you can joke about whatever you want, anytime you want. It gets annoying when you do it in the middle of a battle.</div>
The first tourney I never posted in indiviual battle threads except during the voting period. What are you talking about? And you've only been involved in what, three battles? One was verse me (had to post, obviously), one against Skillz (didn't post in the thread), and the other was this one. I thought this battle was over with all the side conversations and Swish not around. Also in another thread you, I assume jokingly, called me MrsJ, so I came back with a smart remark in this thread.
You are being a bit too sensitive, but it's whatever. Anyway, I wouldn't want to disrupt this battle anymore, so we should discuss anything else via PM.