5 word story game

[IceBlaze1523]

the oldest virgin in his

 

[7Goat]

retirement home in beautiful Barbados.

 

[SunnyD]

Barbados is in Hurricane season....

 

[Illosophee]

<span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">Which killed New Orleans people.</span>

 

[IceBlaze1523]

So later that year, he

 

[LEGENDofthePAUL]

...went away to San Francisco...

 

[IceBlaze1523]

and died in a earthquake.

 

[Suns Fan Guy]

because he fell 100097896782397828772641098063268478266757817903674677676769u9346713478638420927
832786786 stories

 

[Illosophee]

<span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">Now he rots in hell.</span>

 

[7Goat]

Meanwhile, in Hong Kong, China...

 

[Illosophee]

<span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">Yao Ming dunked on a...</span>

 

[Pistonfan11]

little girl scout who cried....

 

[Illosophee]

<span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">Because nobody would buy cookies!</span>

 

[Something-To-Say]

So she went on a

 

[The Captain]

cruise ship where she met

 

[Pistonfan11]

a naked Shaq who pulled

 

[hawkballer30]

up for a free throw

 

[Pistonfan11]

then missed, the ball hit

 

[SirLaker]

Dwyane Wade in the head

 

[Clangus]

Who then, did a poo

 

[SirLaker]

on the ref's bald head

 

[Tha Q]

while he was eating a

 

[dsounG]

a rotten moldy fruit

 

[SirLaker]

which he threw up and

 

[G=K]

then reate anyways right before

 

[CB4allstar]

got all over Shaq's balls

 

[G=K]

while he was shaving them

 

[SirLaker]

with a sharp razor that

 

[CB4allstar]

sliced Shaq's ball sack open..