A guy just successfully jumped from 25,000 ft with no parachute, into a net!

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Yippee.

 

[dviss1]

Let me guess:

He was not black?

"Wait what...? You want me to jump outta this perfectly good plane that's NOT on fire?"

 

[e_blazer]

Let me guess:

He was not black?

"Wait what...? You want me to jump outta this perfectly good plane that's NOT on fire?"

Blacks lack the redneck gene.

You can be thankful for that.

 

[riverman]

Thankfully, his suicide attempt failed miserably

 

[MarAzul]

No plan B.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I assume he is a perfectly healthy guy. I always wonder why the first person to do stuff like this isn't someone with a terminal brain tumor or something like that.

 

[MarAzul]

I assume he is a perfectly healthy guy. I always wonder why the first person to do stuff like this isn't someone with a terminal brain tumor or something like that.

He didn't need a tumor.

 

[Sedatedfork]

I just took a pretty big shit, but I didn't videotape it.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

16 people died in a hot air balloon crash in Texas. No thanks to either for me.

 

[MARIS61]

Stupid is as stupid does.

 

[Dougnsalem]

Who said white men can't jump?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Who said white men can't jump?

and land!

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

"Hold my beer"

 

[Dougnsalem]

"Hold my Olde English"

FTFY

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

FTFY

That shit is in plastic bottles now.. What has this world come to?

 

[Dougnsalem]

That shit is in plastic bottles now.. What has this world come to?

Lol. That's not something I'd brag about knowing....

 

[Dougnsalem]

Whoops. You're in Stayton. My bad....

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Lol. That's not something I'd brag about knowing....

Walking the mean streets of Stayton, you see a lot of 40 drinkage!

 

[riverman]

I just took a pretty big shit, but I didn't videotape it.

without a parachute?

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Keizer sucks for that-I can't even enjoy a beer back by the dumpsters, without getting harassed by the cops....

I lived in Keizer for awhile, that whole town is full of bush and cops.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Oh yeah. I have gotten pulled over FIVE TIMES, within the last year. While ON. MY. BICYCLE..... Damn beer mart is only 3 blocks away too. Figure that one out.....

Do you live by McNary heights? Lol

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Oh yeah. I have gotten pulled over FIVE TIMES, within the last year. While ON. MY. BICYCLE..... Damn beer mart is only 3 blocks away too. Figure that one out.....

 

[riverman]

Oh yeah. I have gotten pulled over FIVE TIMES, within the last year. While ON. MY. BICYCLE..... Damn beer mart is only 3 blocks away too. Figure that one out.....

It wasn't the bicycle...next time wear clothes

 

[Dougnsalem]

Did you mean to post this in your Pokemon thread???

 

[dviss1]

Did you mean to post this in your Pokemon thread???

Lol! Ain't that Pedo bear?