A new voice in the Trail Blazers' locker room emerges after loss in Phoenix: Maurice Harkless

[BonesJones]

Which quiet poster
Will raise their voice to quiet
This forum meltdown?

 

[BonesJones]

Rip City Two needs
A forum leader because
SlyPokerDog ain't Dame

 

[riverman]

What the hell happened?
Why is everything Haiku?
I just want some news!!!!!

It's like a secret handshake but you have to know a guy who knows a guy to get in the Haiku club .....I'll just tell you now...you type Haikus in English and if they're funny....you'll get a lot of likes

 

[BonesJones]

Call me Moe Harkless
As my voice is the softest
Quiet and barkless

But Im here to speak
About the forum meltdown
Of Twenty-Sixteen

Need to be better
As a whole entire forum
And not ever bitch ever

Even though I started
The T. Stotts disaster thread
I'm no hypocrite

Draw the parrallel
Between these haiku's and Moe
talking bout defense...

 

[riverman]

early foul trouble
Dame can't always score 30
they clank2clank3

 

[BonesJones]

What the hell happened?
Why is everything Haiku?
I just want some news!!!!!

Well during the summer it was fire rap lines, but done by predominantly older white males.. I think haiku's are more our (other peoples) element!

 

[BonesJones]

My Haik's are straight dope
My haikus are lit fire
My Haik's are hot trash

 

[riverman]

Call me Moe Harkless
As my voice is the softest
Quiet and barkless

But Im here to speak
About the forum meltdown
Of Twenty-Sixteen

Need to be better
As a whole entire forum
And not ever bitch ever

Even though I started
The T. Stotts disaster thread
I'm no hypocrite

Draw the parrellel
Between these haiku's and Moe
talking bout defense...

that was pretty good
I almost gave it a like
"parallel" like this

 

[riverman]

I gave it a like anyway!

 

[Orion Bailey]

It's like a secret handshake but you have to know a guy who knows a guy to get in the Haiku club .....I'll just tell you now...you type Haikus in English and if they're funny....you'll get a lot of likes

I was gonna like this,. but then realized it wasn't in Haiku!!!!
So...
NO LIKE FOR YOU!!!

 

[BonesJones]

I gave it a like anyway!

 

[jlprk]

There was an old Irish point guard
Who entered a Portland sports bar.
Mo Harkless did speak
Of too many geeks
As Quick tried to interview Nards.

 

[riverman]

I was gonna like this,. but then realized it wasn't in Haiku!!!!
So...
NO LIKE FOR YOU!!!

so, I thought I was the guy you knew who knew a guy....that's what I get?

 

[riverman]

There was an old Irish point guard
Who entered a Portland sports bar.
Mo Harkless did speak
Of too many geeks
As Quick tried to interview Nards.

There was an old hippy in Bellingham
Who disguised all his lymerics with spam
When they broke out in song
They realized something's wrong
It's too late now they've opened the can

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

Harkless talked defense
Impressed the teams vet players
Leonar_ combed his hair

At this point all you can do is laugh. Your dedication towards your hatred of Meyers is impressive.

 

[dviss1]

No, CSN actually got upset with me last season for doing that.

What really? DAMNMNN Sly's rubbin' elbows with the big dawgs!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What really? DAMNMNN Sly's rubbin' elbows with the big dawgs!

Hardly big dogs, lol.

 

[perkinsfor3]

Youre a bunch of trolls with those haikus.


Love it.

 

[Orion Bailey]

so, I thought I was the guy you knew who knew a guy....that's what I get?

Nah... Your just a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy.

 

[andalusian]

Harkless talked defense
Impressed the teams vet players
Leonar_ combed his hair

I think you are a bit too obsessed with MyLe, but that is an artistic masterpiece.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I think you are a bit too obsessed with MyLe, but that is an artistic masterpiece.

We all know how he feels about him, but he insists on letting the cup overflow...

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

We all know how he feels about him, but he insists on letting the cup overflow...

If Meyers ever really "figures it out" @Mediocre Man is going to be his biggest cheerleader on this forum.
#werehardestontheoneswelovethemost

 

[Mediocre Man]

If Meyers ever really "figures it out" @Mediocre Man is going to be his biggest cheerleader on this forum.
#werehardestontheoneswelovethemost

It takes big men longer is what the apologists all say. Maybe in year 10 he'll figure out basketball is a two way sport.

 

[blue9]

It takes big men longer is what the apologists all say. Maybe in year 10 he'll figure out basketball is a two way sport.

The question is, will Terry have figured that out by then?

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

It takes big men longer is what the apologists all say. Maybe in year 10 he'll figure out basketball is a two way sport.

And when that happens they'll have your Meyers Legend jersey ready to be ordered

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Quiet Harkless speaks
All his teammates are lazy
It won't change a thing.

So...uh...perhaps I might have underestimated Mo's impact.

 

[Hobbesarable]

At this point all you can do is laugh. Your dedication towards your hatred of Meyers is impressive.

It's even more impressive when it's shown in haiku!

 

[Chris Craig]

Why is Hark speaking?
Blazers in birthday suits
Lazy? What'd he say

 

[SIeepwalker]

Why is Hark speaking?
The Blazers stand in their birthday suits
Lazy? What's he talking about?

What the fuck is that
A Haiku's 5 7 5
Learn the game then post

 

[Chris Craig]

What the fuck is that
A Haiku's 5 7 5
Learn the game then post

Are you giving me a speech about being lazy