mook
The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen
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Kind of an offshoot of my All Bench Team. This isn't The Best Players. It's a list of the team you could assemble of the Blazers who were relatively poorly utilized in Portland, but could have realistically worked out better with us if things had just been slightly different. They HAVE to have been Blazers, so no We'll Take Bowie references please.
PG: Greg Anthony. I still feel like the biggest mistake Dunleavy and Whitsitt made was to put the keys in the hands of Damon Stoudamire. With so much creativity and talent on our roster, we didn't need a ball dominant, undersized, poor defense point guard. Anthony provided defense and shooting and let others do the hard work. He was our Derek Fisher, and we never used him as much as we could have. Every team we faced exploited the Mouse. I don't think he'd have had phenomenal stats, but we would have been a much better team with him getting starters minutes and Stoudamire scoring off the bench.
SG: Brandon Roy. His knees only had so many miles on them. We knew that when we drafted him, and it's why he was available. I think there's a scenario where you play him more like Ginobili around 27mpg instead of 37mpg. You probably trade in three All Star appearances for maybe 3 or 4 more good seasons of play. Make him play some SF. Watching him, Dame and LMA go to work in Dame's early years would've been a lot of fun. I don't know--maybe you just can't do that to an NBA star without him losing his mind. But in my sliding doors reality it works.
SF: Drazen Petrovic: He was technically a SG, but I couldn't leave him off. A year after leaving us he's putting up 22ppg on 58%TS. Ugh. If he hadn't died in a freakish car crash, he'd have been the OG Jermaine O'Neal. Which brings us to.....
PF: Jermaine O'Neal. Oh man did we fuck this up. While we were dicking around with Detlef Shrempf and Shawn Kemp, we had a six time All Star sitting on the far end of the bench. He is the reason no Blazer 22 or under will ever be traded again. "We can't trade Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje. What if he's the next Jermaine O'Neal?!?!"
C: Bill Walton. This was before my time. After the injury, he was never going to be THE Bill Walton again. But looking back I wish he'd spent his career in Portland. He loved the city, he's a fantastic personality, and I just think he'd have been a great bench center and locker room influence. I don't know the particulars on why he left, but it seems a real shame. He seems like a Dirk Nowitzki sort of presence that you just want to see retire with your team.
Bench:
Scottie Pippen This kind of ties into Greg Anthony, but I'd just like to highlight a single stat:
Last year in Chicago: 24.4% USG Result: NBA Championship
One year in Houston: 19.7% USG Result: Complete team meltdown
So what do we do when we get Scottie? Let's do EXACTLY what Houston did, and let him touch the ball 19.6% of the time. It was so mind-meltingly stupid.
PG: Greg Anthony. I still feel like the biggest mistake Dunleavy and Whitsitt made was to put the keys in the hands of Damon Stoudamire. With so much creativity and talent on our roster, we didn't need a ball dominant, undersized, poor defense point guard. Anthony provided defense and shooting and let others do the hard work. He was our Derek Fisher, and we never used him as much as we could have. Every team we faced exploited the Mouse. I don't think he'd have had phenomenal stats, but we would have been a much better team with him getting starters minutes and Stoudamire scoring off the bench.
SG: Brandon Roy. His knees only had so many miles on them. We knew that when we drafted him, and it's why he was available. I think there's a scenario where you play him more like Ginobili around 27mpg instead of 37mpg. You probably trade in three All Star appearances for maybe 3 or 4 more good seasons of play. Make him play some SF. Watching him, Dame and LMA go to work in Dame's early years would've been a lot of fun. I don't know--maybe you just can't do that to an NBA star without him losing his mind. But in my sliding doors reality it works.
SF: Drazen Petrovic: He was technically a SG, but I couldn't leave him off. A year after leaving us he's putting up 22ppg on 58%TS. Ugh. If he hadn't died in a freakish car crash, he'd have been the OG Jermaine O'Neal. Which brings us to.....
PF: Jermaine O'Neal. Oh man did we fuck this up. While we were dicking around with Detlef Shrempf and Shawn Kemp, we had a six time All Star sitting on the far end of the bench. He is the reason no Blazer 22 or under will ever be traded again. "We can't trade Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje. What if he's the next Jermaine O'Neal?!?!"
C: Bill Walton. This was before my time. After the injury, he was never going to be THE Bill Walton again. But looking back I wish he'd spent his career in Portland. He loved the city, he's a fantastic personality, and I just think he'd have been a great bench center and locker room influence. I don't know the particulars on why he left, but it seems a real shame. He seems like a Dirk Nowitzki sort of presence that you just want to see retire with your team.
Bench:
Scottie Pippen This kind of ties into Greg Anthony, but I'd just like to highlight a single stat:
Last year in Chicago: 24.4% USG Result: NBA Championship
One year in Houston: 19.7% USG Result: Complete team meltdown
So what do we do when we get Scottie? Let's do EXACTLY what Houston did, and let him touch the ball 19.6% of the time. It was so mind-meltingly stupid.

