Event All things 2017 All Star weekend thread

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

CJ sucked. We'd better send Aminu or Meyers next year.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm assuming he crashed and burned?

He won! He was shooting like a well tuned machine. It was the greatest victory ever!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

CJ sucked.

Fake reviews.

 

[jlprk]

Why do we need a new thread now? Oh I forgot, Rasta is the center of the universe and expects his subjects to link him to the right posts in the thread.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Wait til the new 2018 NBA All-Star contact lens rubbing event!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Why do we need a new thread now? Oh I forgot, Rasta is the center of the universe and expects his subjects to link him to the right posts in the thread.

I merged his thread with the all star weekend one.

 

[jlprk]

Well duh, do you think I'm blind? You think you're the center of the universe or something? Get me a beer. It's almost 8 a.m.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Well duh, do you think I'm blind? You think you're the center of the universe or something? Get me a beer. It's almost 8 a.m.

Drinking this early is wrong. You should get stoned.

 

[jlprk]

Last time that happened, the backboard got shattered.

Oh you mean outside of stonings OF me, you mean my OWN stonings.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Last time that happened, the backboard got shattered.

Oh you mean outside of stonings OF me, you mean my OWN stonings.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Last time that happened, the backboard got shattered.

Oh you mean outside of stonings OF me, you mean my OWN stonings.

 

[jlprk]

I can't keep up with your ramblings. I have a life outside of basketball. Since I posted a half-hour ago, here's what I've been reading.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Curtis

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I can't keep up with your ramblings. I have a life outside of basketball. Since I posted a half-hour ago, here's what I've been reading.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Curtis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit

 

[jlprk]

Okay now I'm an expert on Tommy Curtis. Hmm, biscuits. Got any? All I have is this empty Cheez-Its box. Yesterday I put gobs of mustard into Cream of Wheat. I think it made me pregnant.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Okay now I'm an expert on Tommy Curtis. Hmm, biscuits. Got any? All I have is this empty Cheez-Its box. Yesterday I put gobs of mustard into Cream of Wheat. I think it made me pregnant.

 

[riverman]

Okay now I'm an expert on Tommy Curtis. Hmm, biscuits. Got any? All I have is this empty Cheez-Its box. Yesterday I put gobs of mustard into Cream of Wheat. I think it made me pregnant.

Now I know you got stoned and forgot about your morning beer

 

[Rastapopoulos]

He won! He was shooting like a well tuned machine. It was the greatest victory ever!

He was shooting like a well-oiled Charlie Sheen.

(To paraphrase Patton Oswalt.)

 

[Rastapopoulos]

I merged his thread with the all star weekend one.

I have too many people on ignore, I now realize.

 

[BBert]

He won! He was shooting like a well tuned machine. It was the greatest victory ever!

The crowd adored him. Biggest crowd to ever turn out in support of a winner. Huge crowds. Amazing crowds. And don't forget he wasn't expected to win. Had to build momentum. Come from behind. Biggest Point total since Larry Bird. Don't pay any attention to the fake news. Tremendous win.

 

[Voodoo]

At least What he's wearing is as close as you can get without actually wearing a jersey.

LOL that took me a minute, was looking at the aprom, but then I saw the flannel and it all made sense.

 

[PDXFonz]

Either you like the Roots

Or you like to lick toads

I guess some like both...

 

[PDXFonz]

Would have been entertaining if they announced a Boogie trade during his introduction.

3rd time all-star for the ________, DEMARCUS COUSINS!

 

[PDXFonz]

That Greatness presentation they did at the start was cool.

 

[PDXFonz]

That should have been a delay of game by Giannis. Can already tell the refs aren't going to call this one by the book.

 

[PDXFonz]

Would be funny if Russ intentionally denies KD the ball all game.

 

[PDXFonz]

And Russ passes to KD who throws it back up to Russ.

They've probably been chilling all weekend, but the media agenda is to make it look like they have beef.

 

[PDXFonz]

Westbrick just doinked 3 dunks in a row!

 

[BigGameDamian]

Tell Reggie Miller to shut the hell up!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

And Russ passes to KD who throws it back up to Russ.

They've probably been chilling all weekend, but the media agenda is to make it look like they have beef.

#FakeFeud

 

[KingSpeed]

Has a team ever scored 200 in an All Star game?