All things Blazers Legend Travis Diener

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It’s just so weird how basketball shorts have evolved back to being short again.
No different than pants. When we were in high school baggy pants was the shit. Then milennials all started wearing tight jeans and now Gen Z wears baggy pants again. I must be getting old because I think the baggy pants looks horrible.
 
No different than pants. When we were in high school baggy pants was the shit. Then milennials all started wearing tight jeans and now Gen Z wears baggy pants again. I must be getting old because I think the baggy pants looks horrible.
And mom jeans came back.
 
Would rather eat my own arm off and then beat myself unconcious with it.
 
That abomination should have never come back. I will see a cute young woman then see those and assume she’s getting into a dirty mini-van.
I will always have a place in my heart for mom jeans…. Because of Cindy Crawford and Shania Twain.
 
I remember when baggy shorts came into fashion in the early 90s, mostly among teens. But then it spread to adult men's fashion and stayed there for like 30 years. Most men's shorts today are still god awful. Prior to that, these were shorts. You know, they were called shorts because they are short, meant to keep your legs cool in hot weather to keep fabric off them if you're wanting to be active.

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I've had to search the dark corners of Amazon to get real shorts. Not even as short as what they were prior to the 90s, but with a 5 inch inseam.....
 
I've had to search the dark corners of Amazon to get real shorts. Not even as short as what they were prior to the 90s, but with a 5 inch inseam.....

You could save yourself a bunch of time by simply Googling “plum smugglers.” :cheers:
 
I'm not even saying super tight/short shorts, just something like the guy on the far left. Why is it so hard to find a fucking pair of shorts like that anymore?

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I remember when baggy shorts came into fashion in the early 90s, mostly among teens. But then it spread to adult men's fashion and stayed there for like 30 years. Most men's shorts today are still god awful. Prior to that, these were shorts. You know, they were called shorts because they are short, meant to keep your legs cool in hot weather to keep fabric off them if you're wanting to be active.

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Shorts back then looked like slightly thicker tighty whiteys.
 
Upon further reflection, this is fucking ridiculous! How in the Hell are we supposed to contain Diener’s tantamount level of awesomeness to ONE THREAD!? Who comes up with this shit!?
 
Upon further reflection, this is fucking ridiculous! How in the Hell are we supposed to contain Diener’s tantamount level of awesomeness to ONE THREAD!? Who comes up with this shit!?

Do you think any of the mods have the guts to merge the Melo thread into this one?

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I've had to search the dark corners of Amazon to get real shorts. Not even as short as what they were prior to the 90s, but with a 5 inch inseam.....

A word of caution is in order, especially when it comes to searching for shorts. While the convenience of finding almost anything you desire at your fingertips is undeniable, delving into the dark corners of Amazon for "real shorts" might lead you down a rabbit hole of questionable fashion choices. Remember, shorts that are too short could prove to be a minefield of awkward encounters, potentially offending the sensibilities of many unsuspecting people you encounter in your everyday life.

Picture this: you order a pair of "real shorts," only to receive a package containing what seems to be glorified underwear! These shorts are so microscopic that they make the skimpiest swimsuits look conservative. You risk causing illness and confusion for bemused strangers.

Another problem could be that while seeking a pair of "real shorts," you come across a neon-colored, iridescent fabric that appears to be more fitting for a carnival ride. Sure, it's a conversation starter, but you might unintentionally become the center of attention at quiet, serene places like libraries or places of worship. Embrace your individuality, but keep in mind that deafening fabrics could lead to unintended disruptions and uneasy glances.
 
These are real shorts, like Larry Bird used to wear (longer even)
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I've seen many a better thread die quicker than this shit show....:drumroll:
 

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