Not to pick on you, man. I am going to counter each of your "for sure not trade" teams with reasons why those teams are at least arguably as well off...
Teams I would for sure not trade rosters/draft picks with:
Charlotte
Their roster is lousy. I'm not a huge Kemba Walker fan and I don't think Biyombo's gonna be a difference maker for a couple of years, at least. They will have a top three pick, though, and be able to add a potential stud for next year.
Still... probably the least-favorable spot to be in in the NBA IMO.
They've got a guy that might be a franchise player in Irving and they've got another good 20 year-old in Thompson. I'm surprised they've won as many games as they have, and they will be tucked in the lottery for a couple more years, but if Irving's as good as he's been so far, I'd switch rosters with Cleveland pretty happily.
John Wall isn't perfect, but he's a good player and he's still only 21. McGee is still only 24. Throw in a high lottery pick and I think they're the equal of Aldridge + Batum.
Bargnani/DeRozan/Bayless/Davis is a better core than the Blazers have, IMO.
Monroe is a true center and going to be a beast. He's also 21 years old. Knight is barely 20 and looks like a good player. I don't think they're a better pair than Aldridge and Batum, but they're younger with much more upside.
Another team that I would not want to be.

It's tough to make an argument for them, especially since MN finally is becoming decent so their first rounder isn't that valuable.
I'll take Jennings and Bogut (who play the two positions of scarcity) over Aldridge and Batum, personally. The rest of the roster isn't much to look at, though, especially if they don't keep Ilyasova.
New Jersey (D.Will is gone)
Lopez is really good. DWilliams should get them value in a sign-and-trade, at least. Clearly WAY too many "Williamses", though.
Seriously? I think Utah's roster looks really promising. Even with Harris pulling a disappearing act, they have quality big men coming out of their ears (Jefferson, Millsap, Favors, Kantner) and they have lots of room to get better. Hayward might be a player, too. I'd take Utah's roster over ours for sure.
Yep... that's a brutal roster. Built to win today... kind of

Even if Markief Morris emerges as a force, I still like the Aldridge/Batum duo better.
Evans might not be as good as so many thought he'd be, but he and Cousins (for all his warts) are a better future core than the Blazers'.
This is close, but I could see how some would prefer Lowery/Martin to Batum/Aldridge. I think I like the Blazers' roster more, mainly because I don't think that Hill and the other Rockets' younger guys are any better than the Blazers'.
They'll get something for Howard. Something good. In the mean time, they are a better team than Portland with Howard. I'd swap with Orlando for sure.
Let the three old guys leave and you have Rondo. And ... no one. Haha. Maybe you're right, although if they can squeeze another couple of years out of the big three, they might be better of than Portland over the next five years or so overall.
Ed O.