Anyone watching the GOP debate?

[BrianFromWA]

I went to a high school that was half-Mexican. Half my friends were Mexicans, so I like Mexicans. The other half were whites trying to look like convicts. It follows that I also like whites trying to look like convicts. I see I left out something.

"A lot of my best friends are black. Really!"

 

[huevonkiller]

Florida is more Puerto Rican and Cuban, yes?

People who get all upset about Spanish being spoken amuse me.

Good guess.

Yeah mostly Cuban, South American, Caribbean nations. There are other countries in Central America too, just in case jlprk forgot.

 

[jlprk]

Trying to spread it out. Why are you running away from your roots?

 

[barfo]

Honestly? I am mostly Hispanic, and I changed my name recently too. Just in case you're getting any ideas.

Why did you change your name?

barfo

 

[huevonkiller]

Why did you change your name?

barfo

I was a little too accessible, I wanted a little space. That's all.

Trying to spread it out. Why are you running away from your roots?

I respect people of all backgrounds.

 

[barfo]

I was a little too accessible, I wanted a little space. That's all.

Did you change your name to Kommerce Klaws? If you didn't you should have.

barfo

 

[BrianFromWA]

Isn't that the new stripper at the Dancing Bare? ABM, a little help, please?

 

[jlprk]

I think her name is Dunkin Doughnut. Can't remember.

I remember now. It's Krispy Kreme.

 

[Denny Crane]

We need the immigrants to pay taxes so the govt. Ponzi schemes don't collapse as soon.

 

[jlprk]

If they legalize marijuana and tax it, our social security will be saved.

If they legalize marijuana and don't tax it, our social life will be saved.

 

[Denny Crane]

If they legalize marijuana and tax it, our social security will be saved.

If they legalize marijuana and don't tax it, our social life will be saved.

If they tax it, Obama will spend 2x the new revenue on some new or existing boondoggle.

What a great word!

 

[jlprk]

Denny, you know what I'm going to say. You know I'm thinking, last time additional taxes were collected, Clinton used the revenue to pay down the debt, not on new programs. Once Republicans took over, it went to decreasing high tier tax rates, not to decrease the deficit. The revenue was spent on new programs (two wars) as you predict, but it required a Republican president to do it. I'd predict the same if tax revenues were to suddenly increase now.

 

[Denny Crane]

Of all the presidents, only two republicans have ordered troops into something resembling a war. The two Bushes. Lincoln's war wasn't of his choosing.

Mr. Obama, Mr. Reid, Ms. Pelosi, I knew Bill Clinton. You are no Bill Clinton.

 

[barfo]

A month ago:

Cain: If you look at his tax plan from another angle, it's the 666 plan. The tax plan of the beast.

and yesterday:

...when you take the 9-9-9 plan and turn it upside down, I think the devil's in the details.

Most of you probably didn't realize I am working as a speechwriter for Michele Bachmann.

barfo

 

[jlprk]

Great minds think alike. You certainly have some bragging rights there.

 

[barfo]

Great minds think alike. You certainly have some bragging rights there.

Me and Michele are totally sympatico.

barfo

 

[jlprk]

Is that Italian code that says, you both have gay husbands?

 

[barfo]

Is that Italian code that says, you both have gay husbands?

Not at all. It means we both have 23 kids.

Mine are goats, of course. Hers may be too.

barfo

 

[huevonkiller]

What other advice have you given her?

I want you to make more predictions.

 

[barfo]

What other advice have you given her?

I want you to make more predictions.

I've advised her to wear a bikini and a sidearm to the next debate.

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

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[ABM]

As anticipated, Gingrich is taking most of the blows. It'll be interesting to see how he handles this.

 

[MickZagger]

The GOP candidates are a joke. Its hilarious.

 

[ABM]

The GOP candidates are a joke. Its hilarious.

Ron Paul scares the daylights out of me!

 

[PapaG]

The GOP candidates are a joke. Its hilarious.

Every single one of them has more experience than the joker who is President right now.

 

[ABM]

Every single one of them has more experience than the joker who is President right now.

My sentiment exactly. RP still scares me, though.

 

[PapaG]

My sentiment exactly. RP still scares me, though.

Ron Paul is a kook, and Michelle Bachmann seems to get off on simply attacking others. She should be Obama's VP; they're of the same ilk.

 

[barfo]

Every single one of them has more experience than the joker who is President right now.

Of course that is not factual, but whatever.

barfo

 

[MickZagger]

Every single one of them has more experience than the joker who is President right now.

Experience at being clowns . Obama has more experience at the highest level than any of those guys.

Why is Newt even wasting his time. The only somewhat respectable candidate is Romney and he's a joke, too.

 

[ABM]

Of course that is not factual, but whatever.

barfo

You could vote for the President and it wouldn't bother me one iota. I'd write-in Pat Paulson before ever voting for Obama, though.