ARKANSAS!!!!!!!

[THE HCP]

I'm in the booming town of Rogers, Arkansas working for the Golf Channel right now! What a backwards ass hillbilly state!

 

[Paxil]

I'm in the booming town of Rogers, Arkansas working for the Golf Channel right now! What a backwards ass hillbilly state!

I was on a military exercise for a month there... and we were bored has heck so we starting listening to to people's cell phone calls for entertainment (yes I realize we shouldn't have been doing that). After a few days we knew voices and names... we knew who was cheating... "I'm going to tell my husband I am going to Walmart but I will run over to your place..." etc..

Anyway... backwards ass hillbillies sums up my impression also.

 

[barfo]

I'm in the booming town of Rogers, Arkansas working for the Golf Channel right now! What a backwards ass hillbilly state!

They are gonna see this post and short-sheet your bed, HCP. You know they finally got the internets in Arkansas last spring.

barfo

 

[THE HCP]

The funny thing I was here for the same tourney 3 years ago and the manager behind the HERTZ counter is from Salem! I was wearing a UofO hoodie yesterday and he said, hey I remember you form last time! You were wearing a Blazer jacket! Must not be much goin' on here if he remembered the HCP!

 

[andalusian]

Must not be much goin' on here if he remembered the HCP!

Sounds about right, Fams! Everyday I remember the HCP I consider to be a very slow day indeed!

 

[mook]

In Idaho, if you "arkansas" a bird while hunting it means you have shot it on the ground (highly unsportsman, because it's pretty damned hard to miss a bird that isn't flying with a shotgun.)

I always wondered if the term was unique to just my hunting buddies, or if it has historic or cultural significance. Perhaps in the South they say, "It was so easy to fuck my sister. She was just laying there drunk. Yup, gave 'er the ol' Arkansas."

Maybe you could ask somebody.

 

[mook]

Surprising that it took 6 posts about Arkansas before we got around to incest.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Q: In Arkansas where do people go to meet potential spouses?

A: A family reunion.

_____________________________________________________________________________________


Arkansas Residency Application
Last Name: ________________ (last)

First Name: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______

Father's Name: _______(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade
completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: ______ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know

 

[santeesioux]

Surprising that it took 6 posts about Arkansas before we got around to incest.

This place is getting sloppy.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

http://www.mountainvalleyspring.com/

I would visit here if I were you.

 

[MARIS61]

The funny thing I was here for the same tourney 3 years ago and the manager behind the HERTZ counter is from Salem! I was wearing a UofO hoodie yesterday and he said, hey I remember you form last time! You were wearing a Blazer jacket! Must not be much goin' on here if he remembered the HCP!

He remembered WHAT YOU WERE WEARING.

I think your Gaydar is on the blink.

 

[jlprk]

I was on a military exercise for a month there... and we were bored has heck so we starting listening to to people's cell phone calls for entertainment (yes I realize we shouldn't have been doing that). After a few days we knew voices and names... we knew who was cheating... "I'm going to tell my husband I am going to Walmart but I will run over to your place..." etc...

I knew that every cell phone call is searched for key words by giant computers, but I didn't know that just any local troops can listen in, in real time.

 

[jlprk]

I should add, thanks for mentioning it...I'm warned!

 

[THE HCP]

This is the home of WalMart! There are like 20 within 10 minutes of my hotel! Even a museum about WalMart!

 

[MARIS61]

This is the home of WalMart! There are like 20 within 10 minutes of my hotel! Even a museum about WalMart!

You're in China?

 

[Paxil]

I knew that every cell phone call is searched for key words by giant computers, but I didn't know that just any local troops can listen in, in real time.

Back in the 90's cell calls were not encryted... I am pretty sure they are now.

 

[Haakzilla]

...Northwest Ark is not that bad!

 

[THE HCP]

...Northwest Ark is not that bad!

I'm confused....... because that is where I am.