Asian James Bond Movies

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I guess some author of the 007 books out now said that Idris Elba is too "street" to play Bond. So no Black Bond for now.

So why not have an Oriental play the infamous 007?

Let's come up with some sample movie titles, shall we?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

For reference: http://www.007james.com/articles/list_of_james_bond_movies.php

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Dr. Ho

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

From Russia with Rove

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Yellowfinger

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

eh, this isn't as fun as Black James Bond movie titles.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"You no be spy, be doctor!"

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Die another Day if you Don't get an A

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

An A is not Enough

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nintendo Never Dies

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

License to Kill your 2nd Born

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Dr. No don't Eat my Dog

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Octo-sideways-pussy

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Dr. Yes

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Louis Vuitton Twice

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Spy Who Love Me Long Time

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"You no see Pussy Garore, you marry nice Chinese girl."

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Quantum of Penis

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Wang is Not Enough

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Calculus Royale

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Live and Let Me Copy Your Homework

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Tomorrow Never HURRY UP AND BUY

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Fake Goldfinger

FauxFinger

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Counterfeit of Solace

 

[SlyPokerDog]

So why not have an Oriental play the infamous 007?

You must not be a James Bond fan, there has already been an Oriental James Bond.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Dr. No More Orange Chicken

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

On Her Majesty's Super Terrific Happy Service

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Kim Jung-un is greatest James Bond ever! He 001!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Thunderfishball

 

[riverman]

Thunderfishball

Dude, these are great!
I frickin' squirted brandy out both nostrils from the first one!