ATN: HCP! Bayless needs a nickname!

[Eastoff]

I think Bendavis and I are a fan of calling him, The Blade. Regardless of this sticks or not, you need to put pressure on Rice to start giving him a nickname.

 

[THE HCP]

The Pitbull!

 

[Eastoff]

The Pitbull!

suggest both of these to the guys. But I don't know if Pitbull would go over as well with PDX fans. But I think I like that better, it's less corny.

 

[BenDavis503]

I like The Blade. I do not like Pitbull, because there is a rapper named Pit Bull, and those dogs are associated with too much negativity to the general public, which we do not need. And yes, I mean rappers and pit bull dogs lol (funny I say that, me being a rapper...lol)

The Blade!!!!!! I like its history, too.

 

[BenDavis503]

suggest both of these to the guys. But I don't know if Pitbull would go over as well with PDX fans. But I think I like that better, it's less corny.

Initially, I thought the same thing. But see my post.

I am LOVING "THE" Blade

He will slice you, he will dice you, he will make you think twice, fool!!!!!

 

[Eastoff]

You can get so corny with The Blade, like "You can not stop the Blade, you can only try to deflect it." or "The Blades cuts through the defense and is fouled!" or "If the defense is not careful with The Blade, they will regret it"

 

[Haakzilla]

Bay-Ray

 

[BenDavis503]

You can get so corny with The Blade, like "You can not stop the Blade, you can only try to deflect it." or "The Blades cuts through the defense and is fouled!" or "If the defense is not careful with The Blade, they will regret it"

haha I love corny humor!! I do it to ppl at my work all the time and they are always like "is this guy serious" lol I love it

 

[Haakzilla]

Slayer

 

[ABM]

Jackhammer - he pounds the rock.

 

[Eastoff]

Jackhammer - he pounds the rock.

I'm pretty sure there are too many porstars with that name already.

 

[Eastoff]

Slayer

might get confused with a hair metal band.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Zorro.

 

[ABM]

I think Bendavis and I are a fan of calling him, The Blade. Regardless of this sticks or not, you need to put pressure on Rice to start giving him a nickname.

Remember that clothing store in Lake Oswego called The Gay Blade?

Unfortunate naming of a store. Kinda like that weight loss candy called Ayds.

 

[Eastoff]

Remember that clothing store in Lake Oswego called The Gay Blade?

Unfortunate naming of a store. Kinda like that weight loss candy called Ayds.

I thought that was familiar, but I was thinking of this:
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[BenDavis503]

Keep them coming! Great suggestions so far. But I am loving The Blade so far.

 

[ABM]

3D - He's multi-dimensional.

3D FOR THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

 

[Eastoff]

Paymore Bayless?

 

[Mediocre Man]

XXX

It's really that simple.

Steve Blake is Soft Porn because he doesn't penetrate, and Jerryd penetrates all the time.


Either that or B-Rexxx

 

[Eastoff]

XXX

It's really that simple.

Steve Blake is Soft Porn because he doesn't penetrate, and Jerryd penetrates all the time.


Either that or B-Rexxx

I LOVE IT! B-ReXXX, Spurs protect your hole, he's going in for more!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Why not just simply "Rex" (or "Rexxx" if you prefer)? It has the T-Rex angle, a pitbull-type sound, is Latin for "king", and homophonous with "wrecks" which is what he does to a defense. Why make it any more complicated than that?

 

[Eastoff]

Why not just simply "Rex" (or "Rexxx" if you prefer)? It has the T-Rex angle, a pitbull-type sound, is Latin for "king", and homophonous with "wrecks" which is what he does to a defense. Why make it any more complicated than that?

Because it implies he has little arms, which is undesirable in the NBA.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Jerryd the Bull.

like Sammy the Bull (mobster)

 

[B-Roy]

I just like B-Rex.

 

[Eastoff]

I just like B-Rex.

B-Rex and B-Roy is too similar

 

[noknobs]

I like Bayless for now. Nicknames shouldn't be forced. The best ones are the ones that just happen, and stick for whatever reason.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Zorro, The Gay Blade!

 

[Luther]

I'm not sure he needs a nickname like "The Blade" that sounds kind of ridiculous. JB is just fine for now. I do think they should play part of the chorus from "A Bay Bay" whenever he makes a shot at the Garden though...That would be great.

 

[oldmangrouch]

XXX

It's really that simple.

Steve Blake is Soft Porn because he doesn't penetrate, and Jerryd penetrates all the time.


Either that or B-Rexxx

I was going to suggest some variation on "John Holmes", based on the same logic. Jerryd "the wad" Bayless?

 

[Further]

Rexcalibur

mixes the Blade with the king with the t-rex