bad translator fun

[Eastoff]

http://www.cheatingtranslators.com/bad-translator

use 40 translations

here comes my baby -> this is my love

rofl cow -> (you have to type it in and see)

link to the past -> new relationship

 

[barfo]

Aw, the "consultant" doesn't like my joke. Boo hoo hoo. ---> Hu Jintao's "consultants" do not like my jokes. Since X and XY.

barfo

 

[barfo]

Your economic approach strikes me as a drunk teenager driving towards a washed-out bridge, saying "I saw this on Dukes of Hazzard". ---> Road, his country's economy, city driving drunk makes most wife said: "I saw the" Dukes of Hazzard. "

Alternate version: So the city's economy, women are at risk. Duke "M," he said.

barfo

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Original text:

"my favorite thing to insert into my mouth is fully engorged penis meat "

...40 translations later we get:

"Good meat, size in the human mouth"

Original text:

"i smoke crack rocks in my homemade bong crafted from a human skull, and then i vomit on a baby "

...40 translations later we get:

"Tobacco and fractures in the rock, a boy"

Original text:

"do you know where i can find a seedy glory hole? i am a republican from idaho. "

...40 translations later we get:

"Did you know that energy? This Republic of Idaho."

Original text:

"every time i steal a virgins cherry she thanks me profusely and lavishes gifts upon my dong "

...40 translations later we get:

"Maria and the many gifts I've ever seen, my friend, thanks"

 

[barfo]

Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust. --> What are beatles fans.

barfo

 

[barfo]

So bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

-->

Hey, sometimes American Pie damudamushibore Congress. This is a good day to die is not to drink liquor. "One day when you die."

barfo

 

[3RA1N1AC]

the stones

Original text:

"i met a ginsoaked barroom queen in memphis
she tried to take me upstairs for a ride
the lady she then covered my with roses
she blew my nose and then she blew my mind"

...30 translations later we get:

"I ginsoaked Memphis
among women trying to increase the queen
now a broken nose
causing the illusion of me"

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Original text:

"whoa black water keep on rolling Mississippi moon gonna keep on shining on me"

...10 translations later we get:

"Water will continue to keep my black Mississippi brilliant laminate months"

 

[julius]

Original text:

"We don't need no education We dont need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teachers leave them kids alone Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone! All in all it's just another brick in the wall. All in all you're just another brick in the wall. "

...10 translations later we get:

"Does not require any training, do not need their classrooms in the dark irony of my child's mind control № teacher! Teacher! Leave those kids alone! Under normal circumstances, it's just a wall. Under normal circumstances, you're just a brick wall."

 

[Eastoff]

abc

Original text:

"the truth about humans is that we love to eat pigs."

...40 translations later we get:

"People really eat pork."

Original text:

"buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo"

...40 translations later we get:

"Buffalo"

Original text:

"wtf mate? fucking kangaroos"

...40 translations later we get:

"Outback, armed Takvondo"

 

[VanillaGorilla]

"I love you"

56 translations=

"Our Jimmy"

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Ok just for fun I put

Big fat rippin bong hit, that got me Feng is still a brave attack

I really have no idea what that is about, haha

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Original text:
"yO FLY RIDE BE PIMPIN , SMOKIN AN SLAPPIN DA BITCHES ASSES"
...50 translations later we get:
"Yes, talk about how stupid Nana, "which began shooting"


This made me spit coffee on the keys, damn

 

[barfo]

I like this one a lot:

I took a dump on Denny Crane's front porch --> My religion has been reduced.

barfo

 

[Eastoff]

hi5 for the last two!

 

[barfo]

Masturbation causes hair to grow on your palms --> female orgasm

also: Masturbation palm trees grow tall

barfo

 

[speeds]

Until recently the great majority of naturalists believed that species were immutable productions, and had been separately created.

TRANSLATION

Just started doing them.

 

[barfo]

The Audacity of Hope --> I want to win.

barfo

 

[barfo]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die ---> Check out my fears, Renault

barfo

 

[Eastoff]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die ---> Check out my fears, Renault

barfo

Original text:

"when i hear that whistle blowing, i hang my head and cry"

...56 translations later we get:

"I've read, I realized that I hate my head."

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Original text:
"Blazers kicked the lakers ass last night, kobi wanted the game and took home a loss"
...50 translations later we get:
"And ヒーフライアントロサンセルスレイカース ass night while searching for Morris"


cant even imagine this chain hehe

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i just shat in a hookers mouth and she paid ME! That dumb whore must have a insatiable fecal addiction.

10 trannys
I'm just in the Arab estuary and prostitutes to pay me! Stupid bitch insatiable addiction droppings.

20
I was paid to the Persian Gulf and prostitutes to me! stupid insatiable dependence on excrement.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Original text:

"Disregard bitches, acquire money"

...20 translations later we get:

"I have no money bitch"

 

[barfo]

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care --> Service is not good for me, Jimmy.

According to wikipedia, the meaning of 'jimmy crack corn' is not known, but is thought to be most likely a reference to cheap corn whiskey.
Somewhat amusing that what is now a kids song is apparently about getting drunk on rotgut after your slaveowner dies.

barfo

 

[Colonel Ronan]

lolwut > wut