BasX UTM Answers!

[BasX]

From Shake

1. Why did you take my spot in UTM? I thought we were friends?

We are. At this point I am liked more.

2. How come you like the Jayhawks and Flyers? Kinda odd teams to like when you live in Niagara, no?

Jayhawks were the first team i became attached to, The Jacque Vaughn team of the late 1990s. Flyers were because I was a Recchi fan, then he went to Philly so I stayed a Flyers fan, best years were when they kicked the Leafs' ass

3. You just woke up, and you have morning wood. You're at your buddies house and you walk to go to the bathroom and his girlfriend steps out and sees your luscious chest-pube hairs, going down to your ball fro, with your 1-eyed solider full out. She precedes to grab it and suck it violently, do you let her continue?

No, never happen, the thought sickens me. Me and my best friends girl are like brother and sister.

4. You're at a party talking to a chick and she farts, but makes it subtle. You know she let one go, but you want to squirt your man gravy all over her chest. She gets enough drinks in her, and she takes you up to her room. On the way up, you here a little squeak come out of her ass, and you smell corn mixed with pickle. Now, she says, "Geoff, I love when guys go ass to mouth. And if you go ass to mouth, I'll let you squirt on my chest as many times as you want, whenever you want for the rest of your life". Do you go ass to mouth?

Simple Answer.
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5. Do not look at this question till you are done the previous one..........


Now, do you think it's ever okay to go ass to mouth?

Previous answer

6. You're best buddy is having a party and you're invited in to the hot tub. Now, you need to change so you go up stairs to change in to your speedo. While up there, you walk past his room and you see his girlfriend with a dildo the size of the Blazer board. She's screaming your name. What do you do?

Stop. Clap. Leave. And grab an actual bathing suit.

7. Please, if you flew through these in like a minute, go back and really think about it. This are some seriously mind provoking questions. Don't let us down.

I lol'd

From DaRizzle

1. Spit or Swallow?

Swallow

2. Pair of Steelers season tixs anywhere in stadium or $30,000 cash? (cant sell your tix)

$30,000, As much as I love my Steelers, Hines Field is a garbage stadium.

3. Tits or Ass?

Ass

From Max

USA Or England?

Both sound good, I'll take USA though.

Why did you leave as mod anyway?

I'm an idiot

How much does JE suck?

As much as her

From JE

Would you root for the Bills if they moved to Toronto?

Nope, they are actually closer to me now then if they were in Toronto

Have you ever jerked it to a girl's myspace/facebook pictures?

Nah

S2 shuts down. What site do you post at?

NetsDaily

Do you personally know anyone who does hard deals?

Uhh..

If I made my own Celtics message board (which I am loosely considering), would you register and post?

Na.

Favorite 'radio-friendly' album?

USS - Questamation

Duckman offers you $200,000 to swallow his man-juice. Do you accept?

No.

Main Event offers you $200,000 to give him a rim-job. Do you accept?

No.

Main Event wants to give you a rim-job. Do you let him?

No.

Favorite Jackass guy?

Probably Knoxville, but never truly watched it.

Favorite U.S. city?

I've never really been far in the US, but i want to visit San Diego

Guess what I am listening to right now.

Sixx:Am

Where is Assfar?

Gay Club

Why is his name Assfar?

See above response

Would you edit me if I called someone a donkey raping shit-eater in one of the forums you mod?

Yes.

Have you ever hallucinated?

Probably

Favorite album that was recorded/released before you were born?

The Real Thing - Faith No More

Do you wear glasses?

Contacts

Have you peed on a restaurant's door after they refused to let you use the bathroom?

Wtf. No

Why do you use 'u' in words that don't have u's (color, favorite, etc.), knowing full well that you and Duckman look uber-retarded when you do it?

It's Canadian

Do you like Halo?

Yes I Do.

NBA live or NBA 2k?

Live

Where do the Steelers sit in the NFL pecking order as of right now?

Top, We the Champs

Should the Bucs sign Rex Grossman?

If you want to take it up the ass

Do you like taffy?

No.

You have two children, an axe-murderer comes to your house and says that you have to watch one of them be killed with an axe-shot to the face. Which child do you surrender?

The one that acts like you

Is Tyler Perry funny?

Kinda

Is Tyler Perry gay?

No

Is Tyler Perry's Madea films a waste of everything?

Dude has his pulse on black people, so no.

Do you like bongo drums?

Yes.

Better franchise... New England Patriots or San Antonio Spurs?

Spurs, never "cheated"

Which curse do you find yourself saying more... shit or fuck?

Fuck

What's the funniest insult you've ever heard?

Dumb American

Do you think its retarded that Judd Apatow is directing a movie with both Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen, but there's going to be more 'dramatic elements' involved?

Babies started to cry

What's a hypotneuse?

A hypotenuse is the longest side of a right triangle, the side opposite the right angle. The length of the hypotenuse of a right triangle can be found using the Pythagorean theorem, which states that the square of the length of the hypotenuse equals the sum of the squares of the lengths of the other two sides.

Both you and Duckman drink a whole bottle of ipicac. Who goes longer without throwing up?

People who have seen both of us on facebook see I'm a bigger, built guy. So me. Duckman would be a champ though.

Why did Hudge ask that question?

It's Hudge

From Hudge

Why can people be such possesive fucks over things that aren't even theres, I mean, when someone gives something to someone, and then that second person goes and gives it to someone else, or when someone gets rid of something, and someone else gets it somehow, I dunno, via a second hand shop or something, and they throw a big fucking hissy, I mean, FFFFUUUUUUUUUU?

Generic Questions:

Opinions on:
Me
Chris Long
Chuck Norris
Tech N9ne

The bookeneds are lame, the middles are cool.

Kid Cudi: Why?

Never listened to him.

Random Quasi-hot girl asks you for sex, what do you say (I'm thinking STIs/ girlfriends reaction)

I'd take it.

My first question: what's everyone's problem with it?

It is it.

Jade Goody, pity or die quietly, or have you not heard of her?

Give her/him/it to Duckman

Pittsburgh, why?

Why not?

South Park or Family Guy (or anything else)

Family Guy

The game, you just lost it, how do you feel?

Sad

How many other boards have you registered at under the name "BasX"?

2 or 3

From Locke

How do you like Cupolo's?

Used to like it, Niagara Falls one sucks now

From Kobimel/B]

1. What do you miss the most about the good ole' fantasy draft days?

Blender

2. One word to describe MuZza...be creative!

Spaz

3. Favorite fantasy draft experience/memory.

MuZzA taking shit to seriously

4. Which member(s) of those drafts do you miss the most? Which one(s) do you NOT miss at all?

Blender, steve. I still see Shake (not this S2 one), traz, the murphs alot.

5. Stayed in contact with any of those guys?

Above question, Shake's gf is in my program.

6. Be honest: have you ever truly had bagged milk in your fridge?

Yupp

7. The Raptors have a pretty good team on paper but suck horribly. Why?

Bosh and Bargnani don't work that well together

8. Would you be against bringing Ettore Messina to Toronto?

Nope.

9. Bargnani's potential?

Between Okur and Dirk

10. When (if ever) will the Raptors be relevant again?

2011

From gambitnut

What is your second favorite NBA team?

Probably Rockets

Who is your favorite Blazer?

Blake

Can people not read or not count to three?

1,2,3

From Max

What is your favourite football(soccer) team?

Man U

Who is you favourite football(soccer) player?

Andriy Shevchenko

WTF is up with Hudge's first question???

Lol i dunno
From Hudge

I want to break something, suggestions?

Neck.

Instruments? Any good?

Not really.

Rugby, yes or no?

Fuck yes.

Ginger people, good/ bad/ no particular opinion?

Good, but not too ginger, I'm like 5% ginger

What do I have to do to get voted for in this thing?

Be liked

What happened to Brian?

He ate a baby

From Mamba

1) You think you'll repeat as Super Bowl champs?

Nope, too hard in football, We will make the playoffs and win the division

2) Lakers, Celtics, or Cavs?

Lakers

3) You and I in a tag team match against any one on this site, who are we fighting?

Duckman and Lost One. And We Win. I'd be like we were GSP and they are fuckin babies

From Kobi

11. Your opinion of Texas?

Weird State, but I want to visit Austin

From Big Frame

Why do the Steelers suck?

If this is sucking, then what are the Lions.

Do you think the Lions will win a game next year?

When they play the Bengals

Have you ever wanted to go down the falls in a barrel?

Nope.

From Shake

8. You just walked in to a strip club and you sit down. The bartender comes over and asks if you like a drink. You ask for a Blue, but she gives you a Coors Light. You don't want to cause to much trouble, so you decide to drink it. Next, you ask for a Jack & Coke. She gives you a White Russian. You're pretty pissed because White Russians give you gas. Now, you see she leaves the bar and gets on stage. She does both bar and strip. She asks if you would like a lap dance, and you agree. Now, you're in a room with her and she is rubbing her ass on your pants. You're pissed about your drink and service. Would you make her pay by grabbing her and farting in her face till she passes out or let it go like a little girl?

I'll just fuck her and go home.

From HK

1. What are your thoughts on the global economic crisis and how would you address it?

Ask Denny.

2. Were you inspired by Malcolm X?

Na

3. How much would you require from a suitor to attend a reasonably/moderately enjoyable sweet 16 party in Cuba? Imagine yourself as a semi-celebrity, or rather popular fellow I'm saying.

A Million

4. Suggest some places to visit in Canada.

Niagara Falls, Toronto, Vancouver

5. Favorite painters ever and could you cite some of their work?

Ummm.

6. Your favorite e-thug is?

Mamba

7. Who do you consider to be the most underrated actor/actress out there and why exactly?

Joseph Gordon Levitt, kid has talent

8. Biggest Cancers in Canada? Interpret that as you wish.

Dumb Bitches

From Shake

9. The world is about to explode in 24 hours. What do you do? (List in order from when you wake up to the explosion.)

Make love to the girl I like. Drink. Make love to another girl. Die

From Hudge

Why, whenever you 'win' does one part of you always 'lose'?

If you respect your opponent, you want to see them succeed

What did you give up for lent?

Nothing. I don't have a religion

From Anima

What did you think of Mr. Holmes... clutch..ness?

He is a good football player.

 

[huevonkiller]

You have wisdom (most of the time :]), friend.

Good taste.

 

[JE]

As much as her

Later, you will die.

Na.

Ehh who needs you. I would probably block members from Canada anyways.

Sixx:Am

Wrong bitch. I recorded it when I asked that, it was Guns N' Roses. BasX = fail.

Yes.

Well then we are on two different wavelengths.

Wtf. No

Way to stand up for your rights, prick.

The one that acts like you

So the one that someday would make a lot of money and buy you a home to retire to in Bermuda (or Bamf, whatever makes you happy).

Not a wise decision.

 

[La Bomba]

I forgot to ask questions. Damn it, I would of thought of some good ones.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Nice read, babe.

 

[Master Shake]

I'm a bit disappointed. I expected better and funnier answers to my questions. This is like seeing a girl from behind, thinking she's a 10, but when she turns around, she's a 7. Still good, but you got your hopes up for nothing.

 

[BasX]

Your questions are like Greg Oden, all hype, no production.

 

[huevonkiller]

Well yeah BasX, some of the answers are too short but if you're too busy/tired I understand that part as well.

 

[BasX]

Too busy. I Iz Here.

 

[Master Shake]

Too busy. I Iz Here.

Sure, sure. See if I did this, you guys would get the best and funniest answers. I would get right to the point and I wouldn't fuck the dog like Mr.BasFail over here.

 

[BasX]

Okay JE Jr.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

These are the worst answers.

 

[BasX]

Nice read, babe.

These are the worst answers.

Thata way the contradict yourself.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I changed my mind, go fuck yourself.

 

[BasX]

Lol. Jokes.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

!!!

 

[Big Frame]

Nice Read

 

[Colonel Ronan]

If you're angered by BasX's answers please state your concern.

 

[Master Shake]

BasX...your answers are do-do.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

lulz

 

[JE]

If you're angered by BasX's answers please state your concern.

He took a tone with my questions that I did not like.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

yeah he should burn at the stake

 

[drexlersdad]

i cant remember why, but i cant rep shake for those questions. bullshit.

 

[Master Shake]

i cant remember why, but i cant rep shake for those questions. bullshit.

I'll rep you for wanting to rep me.

 

[Hudge]

Joseph Gordon Levitt

Who?
You know you Levitt