Battle Round 1 - vcwannabe vs Voodoo Child

[Really Lost One]

This is round 1 of the battle tournament. Try your best. The winner will advance to the next round, while the loser will be eliminated. You have 2 days to battle back and forth, and then a winner will be announce by the following criteria:

1. Originality ..../10
2. Rhyme Scheme ..../10
3. Creativity ..../10
4. Rebutals ..../10
5. Flow ..../10

total _____/50

Good luck! And have fun. Remember, if you are busy, I can always extend the time for the battle.

 

[Legacy]

Good luck VC.


I'm up against Voodoo Child?
Then this rap battle is gonna be wild
He's the sucka that's stuck battling with me
My ryhmes hurt like getting stung by a bee
You don't wanna mess me
I'm like a Tracy McGrady who is on fire
and if you try to go against me your brain well just get tired
When I play ball the fans chant MVP
And after that all the ladies are all up on me
And your mom was one of them
and from what I've heard you like men?
That aint right man
This is why they call me superman
Cause I'm so fly, and I'm with your mom
and I'm the best rapper here and I'm the bomb

 

[Legacy]

Where is VC?

 

[B.e.]

well we all know who won this one

vcwannabee won, by default

 

[44Thrilla]

Nah, I'm voting for Voodoo. Even though he didn't post, he still didn't make a complete fool of himself like vcwannabe did. At least Voodoo still has his dignity.

 

[Squishface]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting 44Thrilla:</div><div class="quote_post">Nah, I'm voting for Voodoo. Even though he didn't post, he still didn't make a complete fool of himself like vcwannabe did. At least Voodoo still has his dignity.</div>


Now now, just because that was a godawful abomination doesn't mean he doesn't have dignity. Tell me you didn't double over and clutch your guts when you read this. That's the sign of a true artiste.

PS Just so we're clear there's a lot of half kidding going on here.

 

[Voodoo Child]

I couldn't get on JBB for more than maybe a minute these last three days for personal reasons, so that's why I didn't reply.

What's the reason for starting it so soon? Why not a weeks notice so that we get all the competitors? Talking to J_Ray, the same thing happened to him. He left for a few days and came back to see that he was eliminated by default.

I'm not placing blame on anyone but myself for not showing up, but could we extend the time period on all the competitions that people didn't show up for so they can have time to be notified of it?

 

[Trip]

Don't worry, you still won.

My vote goes to VC for not making a fool of himself. He didn't choke, he knew silence would beat vcwannabe's verse.

 

[B.e.]

I don't think making an exception for J Ray and Voddo Child would cause any harm....

let them go Brian

 

[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Nah, I'm voting for Voodoo. Even though he didn't post, he still didn't make a complete fool of himself like vcwannabe did. At least Voodoo still has his dignity.</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Don't worry, you still won.

My vote goes to VC for not making a fool of himself. He didn't choke, he knew silence would beat vcwannabe's verse.</div>

Harsh.

 

[Iggy]

hey man.. what can you say.. if brian gives VC a chance then i'll vote.. but right now its obvious wannabe won.. haha you guys are being brutal..

 

[Karma]

Extend the battle, both people need to get thier verses in. Who knows, maybe Voodoo Child could be the next Umair?

(dont worry VC I'm sure you're not that legendary yet)

 

[Legacy]

For all of vcwannabe's haters this is for you.

You think I got no skills?
Then you must be taken some stupid pills
You must be on crack
if you think my rhymes are whack
get yo head outta yo ass
is it true you gay like Lance Bass
I've got skills like Vince Carter
plus I'm way smarter
your raps suck they aint cool
I hope you gotta a bus pass
cuz I'm here to take you to school
I'm the king when it comes to rapping
by the end of this rap yall gonna be clapping
I'll see your mom tonight
and she'll blow me from dark to light

 

[44Thrilla]

hahahahahahaha

 

[Karma]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">your raps suck they aint cool
I hope you gotta a bus pass
cuz I'm here to take you to school
</div>

Thats right up there with Umair's lines.

 

[Squishface]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">For all of vcwannabe's haters this is for you.

You think I got no skills?
Then you must be taken some stupid pills
You must be on crack
if you think my rhymes are whack
get yo head outta yo ass
is it true you gay like Lance Bass
I've got skills like Vince Carter
plus I'm way smarter
your raps suck they aint cool
I hope you gotta a bus pass
cuz I'm here to take you to school
I'm the king when it comes to rapping
by the end of this rap yall gonna be clapping
I'll see your mom tonight
and she'll blow me from dark to light</div>


Lance and I were going to adopt, but I'm leaving him, I want <u>you</u> to have my children.

 

[Trip]

Way to build on your legacy!

 

[Legacy]

Damn, if you mess up everyone gets on your damn case.

 

[Really Lost One]

Alright, due to popular demand, I will be extending the battle. I'm so sorry for the short notice. This is the first time we are doing this, so everything is a bit unorganized.

 

[Sex Panther]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">You must be on crack
if you think my rhymes are whack
get yo head outta yo ass
is it true you gay like Lance Bass</div>
F-I-R-E.

 

[Trip]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">Damn, if you mess up everyone gets on your damn case.</div>
It's a cutthroat business bro, freestyling isn't for pussies.

 

[phunDamentalz]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">Damn, if you mess up everyone gets on your damn case.</div>
Mess up? I thought you only spit fire?

 

[Legacy]

Aight I made 2 freestyles. VC, your up.

 

[P.A.P.]

No, go again vcwannabe. I wanna laugh.

 

[Legacy]

Alright VC, this is for you

I'm the best when it comes to spitting ryhmes
I'm as good as Jason Kidd is dropping dimes
VC, you aint nothing compared to me
ask anyone and they'll agree
I even get chicks named Angelina Jolie
I'm the king of the courts
and I'll kill you in any sport
Your mom is with me all night long
I even got to see her nice little thong
I'm a PIMP and your mom is a client
she's the white girl, and I'm Kobe Bryant

 

[Squishface]

Staggering. This youngster is the real thing!

He's a regular OG Loc. I'm calling you Jeffrey from now on.

 

[Bobcats]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I'm a PIMP and your mom is a client
she's the white girl, and I'm Kobe Bryant</div>

That actually wasn't that bad.

 

[Chutney]

It still makes no sense, though. Apparently Voodoo's mom gives money to vcwannabe so that she can sex one of his male ho's. And then he randomly rapes her afterwards.

 

[Laker_fan]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Chutney:</div><div class="quote_post">It still makes no sense, though. Apparently Voodoo's mom gives money to vcwannabe so that she can sex one of his male ho's. And then he randomly rapes her afterwards.</div>

Don't hate. He's improving lol.

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">I'm the best when it comes to spitting ryhmes
I'm as good as Jason Kidd is dropping dimes</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">I'm a PIMP and your mom is a client
she's the white girl, and I'm Kobe Bryant</div>

These are all improvements over his older work.

 

[hustler]

wannabe is improving...it was way better than the last one and it didn't make me laugh as hard.