Best Line

[The Dream]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">If I ever stuck it to any singer in show biz, i'd be Jennifer Lopez
sorry puff but I don't give a fu*k if this chick whas my own mother
i'd still fu*k her with no rubber
and c*m inside and have a son and a new brother
at the same time and just say that it aint mine
</div>

Em USED to be a lyrical genius.....I love how he kicks off his verse on Remember Me

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">"When I go out, I'm gone go out shootin/ Not when I die, I mean when I go out to the f*ckin club stupid"</div>

lol....genius

 

[Mamba]

I been listenin to the Beastie Boys lately and for some reason, some of their lines stick to me.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I went to get a loan and they asked my race
I wrote down human inside the space
It's a disgrace how they try to debase
It ain't the bank's damn business how my lineage trace </div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">You people call yourselves MC's but you're garbage men
Takin' out the trash when you pull out the pen
</div>

 

[ChicagoSportsFan]

Not really my favorite, i got alot of those. This is the first to pop in my head as Dope.

"I got the meeeeanest cleeeeeanest peeeeeenis, You never seeeeeenthis stroke of geeeeeeenius."

B.I.G.

P.S. why are people posting whole songs? Its <u>"Best LINE!!!!"</u>

 

[Chutney]

Some lines from the best current West Coast rapper:

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">When I get through the world'll be a better place,
A little Jesus Christ mixed with some Leatherface,</div>

-Xzibit (Get Your Walk On)

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">It don't make sense,
Either you're a soldier from the start,
Or an actor with a record deal tryin' to play the part,</div>

-Xzibit (Paparazzi)

 

[YugoRocketsFan]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">dear god let me clense my soul/ throw away all the rims and the gold/
o no I cant do that/ do I love god? True dat/ but I got a gun so move back/
im loco like 5 eses in the side of chevelle ridin on low pros/
im a renegade ride with the 44/ been a gangbanger all my life, **** the popo/
I aint never been a cocky kid/ know they could kill me if they shot pac and big/
but I let my bandana hang/ in the city of angles we gangbang/
I move that chronic and yayo/ way before I met 50, banks, buck and yayo/
ask eminem, even dr. dre know/ I put one in last ten in the range rov/
used to push that rock like jay hov/ you better lay low when the ak blow/
or get wings and a halo/ run to the hood and tell em im the ***** they gotta pray for/ </div>

Red Bandana - The Game

 

[Beat]

"My life, wolves, bloods and crips, duckin' the digs/We don't like basketball, but still f**k with the knicks" -Saigon
I thought that was a crazy line.

 

[NTC]

Here's one of my favourite verses:

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Inspectah Deck (from 'Guillotine'):</div><div class="quote_post">Poisonous paragraphs, smash ya phonograph
in half, it be the Inspectah Deck on the warpath
First class leavin mics with a cast
Causin ruckus like the aftermath when guns blast
Run fast, here comes the verbal assaulta
Rhymes runnin wild like a child in a walker
I scored from the inner slums abroad
And my thoughts are razor sharp I sliced the mic from the cord
First they criticize, but now they have become
mentally paralyzed with hits that I devise
Now I testify, the rest is I, Rebel INS
Ya highness, blessed to electrify
with voltage of an eel, truth that I reveal'll
crush the amateurs who screamed to keep it real
Caesar black down hoodied up and fatigues
Part time minor leagues receive third degrees
Attack like a wolf pack, once I pull back
the God-U, and bust through like a fullback</div>

 

[Beat]

G-Dep got some hot lines. These are from "I want the world to see"
When the reality set/Thought you had your salary set?/Well heres your reality check
and
I play dirty/ In J 30's with Dave Birdie/ This aint the old lakers and n***a, you aint worthy.

 

[Mr. J]

I heard it before, but I listened to it again and the punchlines were pretty funny. Had me cracking up a little but

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Joe Budden:</div><div class="quote_post">
Jump off you rap guys is a joke
I'm here to take the scoring title without the green light from my coach
Man, don't make me have to smack your lineup
I'm Michael Jordan y'all Harold Minor's that rap vagina
All black ski mask, gloves, tuck the thing
Drive slow, lights out like "I love this game"
I live this y'all paint that pic
And like Magic I'm starting to believe y'all dudes ain't that sick
Might see ya boy scooping up a bird to get knowledge
Number one draft pick and I skipped college
Snakes in the trenches I peep those, get injured
End up like Grant Hill on the bench in your street clothes
Talk about he real, how he quick with a glock
But like Kurt Thomas he ain't good for **** on the block
See the gleam from the shoes
Man, I don't mean to seem rude
Gunshots do you like Vancouver make your team move
(Let's Go!)

[Chorus:]
It's gone be the NBA never NBC (Yeah)
Rookie of the year slash MVP (Rap suckas, we back)
Never channel 4
We handle the 4
It's the number one draft pick (Yours truly)
Let your gat spit, *****
[Repeat]

Can't treat me like a sucka
Gather up your five, man meet me at the Rucker
Put the heat to you fuckers
Half Man-Half Amazing with a clip in my boot
My 4-5 will make you "Skip To My Lou", think about it
Understand when I was younger I was all on my own
So when I said 3-2 I wasn't calling a zone
Nice truck, nice house and chain
I car jacked you like Shaq shooting a three man get outta your Range
This is regular hood ****
I put Don Cheaney under the arm and show him how to make a good nick
If you wack, you need to probably write
Either that or quit it, throw in the chair like you Bobby Knight
I work damn hard
But don't think I can't rob
Can't pitch, I still handle the rock like Shammgod
Still hurt you cowards
Still see me merking them Prowlers
And know they still call me Dirk in Dallas
I'm that *****

[Chorus]

Man I kill lame queers
It still ain't clear
Never saving the tech like Bill Laimbeer
I got tools for rilly
With shells that make your temple hot and I ain't talking 'bout a school in Philly
I ain't a selfish player
Man, I help your weight up
Cuz only Riders in this game now is myself and Isaiah
Listen, you gettin dissed
While I'm screwing these miss's
I'm on cruise control you still moving your pivot
But I'll show you how mean this crook be
You and your dogs' like the Houston Comets, a team fulla *****'s
Creep
It ain't a game no more, it's a sport
If you ain't got heart to play then stay off the court

[Chorus]

Game over! </div>

 

[P.A.P.]

While we're on topic bout basketball lines

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I'm working out on my arms, they getting large as Hell
Might give you the choke hold like Kobe got from Raja Bell</div>
- Fabolous

 

[MiamiBalla12]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I'm like Josh Howard, I need timeout, but it'd cost the game</div>
-Joe Budden

Not directed toward any Mavs fans just thought it was funny.

 

[Laker_fan]

Here's a Lloyd Banks punchline from "I'm So Fly"

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">'Cause when I spit, You'll hear more “Ooh's”
Then a Skip-to my-Lou move at the Rucker</div>

 

[Mr. J]

A better banks line:
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Lloyd Banks:</div><div class="quote_post">If there's more than one hoe, sit back and blow me
And argue over my balls like Shaq and Kobe</div>

 

[Da Nang Thang]

I dunno who's this is by but I think it's 40 Cal.

"Something, something, I'll have you on the IV in the ER, SON.

 

[The Dream]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">If there's more than one hoe, sit back and blow me
And argue over my balls like Shaq and Kobe</div>

I think Lloyd Banks is overrated like most of his punchlines, but I'll have to give him props on this one........that's actually pretty funny.

 

[Bleed Green]

Lets bring this thread back.

 

[Bobcats]

'Now later on that night as I'm rollin
lookin for a n*gga I can gat and pack a hole in' - Eazy-E

 

[Mr. J]

"I knock on ya door like Jehovah Witness and bring more ni*gga's to your crib than your older sister." - Cassidy

Thought it was funny...

 

[B.e.]

<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">"I knock on ya door like Jehovah Witness and bring more ni*gga's to your crib than your older sister." - Cassidy

Thought it was funny...</div>

that was tight

I wouldn't call the best line but here is one I like from Lupe:
Don't intervene chumps//
Yall far from the hood like limousine trunks//

 

[NTC]

"I'll turn on channel 4 if I want to see B.S (CBS)" - Chino XL

 

[Iggy]

<u>Backland in a freestyle battle on Freestyle Friday:</u>

He the street? Then I must be the gutter //
If you see me with a freak, then it must be his motha //
I ain't stuck her in a while, but we still got love for each other //
Boy, you wouldn't even be here if ain't bustin a rubber //
You ain't even a brotha, ya mom is lovin' G. Willy //
I'm as big as a whale and she love this Free Willy //
Young punk, respect, i don't talk from the mouth //
If you was a blood I'd come and crip walk in ya house //

My Favorite Line!

<u>Backland in another battle:</u>

I'm a pimp, your girl let me coress her //
I'm as big as the club, let her swallow my nutter professors //
You shouldn't spit, cause what you recitin' is quite trashy //
You bark like DMX but you bite like Lassie

<u>Another from Backland:</u>

Come on dawg, I've been passed Great //
Hit your girl so good when I'm done she makes me a slim fast shake //

<u>V.O. vs. some girl</u>
To tell you the truth, look ma I ain't in the mood //
You ain't a tough girl, you'sa feminine dude //
Somebody come up here, and get this sista //
Your career wouldn't take off, if you was a stippa //
Yo you trying to get here with me //
She's just mad cause her home girl ain't finished her weave //

 

[Mr. J]

Yeah, that's that big black guy I think. He was pretty serious, but he used a lot of the same material: mother jokes, how many girls he hit, etc. He made it hot though, so I'll give him his props.

Back to ya block!

 

[Iggy]

Kanye's another sick rapper with the wordplay.

This song's by Kanye when he ft. in Number One by John Legend. The song's about cheating and this line always made me laugh.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I suppose you was told by them hoes I was cheatin'
Thinkin' my heart don't got nothing to do with my penis</div>

Here's another funny one.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">we at the spot to chill at the fugi grill
she ordered the kobe beef like shaquille oneal</div>

 

[Mr. J]

My favorite Kanye one is:

"I got mayo-colored Benz's, I call 'em Miracle Whips"

 

[B.e.]

"Mayonaise colored benz, I push miracle whips"**

Some nice lines?

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[Mr. J]

^Yeah, it was something like that. I don't **** with Kanye that much

 

[Flow]

Notorious B.I.G. - Ready to Die, the whole song (rhymes).

As I grab the glock, put it to your headpiece

One in the chamber, the safety is off release

Straight at your dome homes, I wanna see cabbage

Biggie Smalls the savage, doin your brain cells much damage

Teflon is the material for the imperial

mic ripper girl stripper the Henny sipper

I drop lyrics off and on like a lightswitch

Quick to grab the right bitch and make her drive

the Q-45, glocks and tecs are expected when I wreck ****

Respect is collected, so check it

I got techniques drippin out my buttcheeks

Sleep on my stomach so I don't **** up my sheets, huh

My **** is deep, deeper than my grave G

I'm ready to die and nobody can save me

**** the world, **** my moms and my girl

My life is played out like a jheri curl, I'm ready to die



As I sit back and look when I used to be a crook

Doin whatever it took from snatchin chains to pocketbooks

A big BAD ************ on the wrong road

I got some drugs tried to get the avenue sold

I want it all from the Rolexes

to the Lexus gettin paid, is all I expected

My mother didn't give me what I want, what the ****?

Now I got a glock, makin motherfuckers duck

**** is real, and hungry's how I feel

I rob and steal because that money got that whip appeal

Kickin niggaz down the steps just for rep

Any repercussion lead to niggaz gettin wet

The infrared's at your head real steady

You better grab your guns cause I'm ready, ready



I'm ready to die!

(Nah we ain't gon' kill your ass yet)

(We gonna make you suffer)



In a sec I throw the tec to your fuckin neck

Everybody hit the deck, Biggie bout to get some wreck

Quick to leave you in a coffin, for slick talkin

You better act like CeCe, and keep on walkin

When I hit ya, I split ya to the white meat

You swung on like you slumber right you fell to the conrete

Your face, my feet, they meet, we're stompin

I'm rippin MC's from Tallahassee, to Compton

Biggie Smalls on a higher plane

Niggaz say I'm strange deranged because I put the 12 gauge to
your brain

Make your **** splatter

Mix the blood like batter then my pocket gets fatter

after the hit, leave you on the street with your neck split

down your backbone to where your motherfuckin cheek drip

The **** I kick, rip it through the vest

Biggie Smalls passin any test, I'm ready to die!

 

[Sasha]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Common -- The 6th Sense:</div><div class="quote_post">
I just want to innovate and stimulate minds,
Travel the world and penetrate the times,
Escape through rhythms in search of peace and wisdom.
Raps are smoke signals letting the streets know I'm with 'em.
For now i appreciate this moment in time
Ball players and actors be knowing my rhymes, its like...</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Qwek -- Art of War:</div><div class="quote_post">
The Word is destiny.
Let it be known, from hear on you stand warned.
One last chance to transform your rough drafts to sandstorms.</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Qwel -- A Little Something:</div><div class="quote_post">
I thank Yah for His reverence and conception of love.
Cause this deception is perception, sense perfected Above.
I thank Yah for the rains and for taking my pain.
I thank Yah for His Son and for the sake of His name.</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Saul Williams -- List of Demands:</div><div class="quote_post">
Ecstacy, suffering, Echinacea, bufferin.
We aim to remember what we choose to forget.
God's just a baby and her diaper is wet.
Call the police!
I'm strapped to the teeth and liable to disregard your every belief.
Call on the law!</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Saul Williams -- Penny For A Thought:</div><div class="quote_post">
Milk of sustenance heals and nourishes,
From the depths of creation life still flourishes,
Yet we focus on death and destruction, violence, corruption.
My people, let Pharaoh go!
What have you bought into?
How much will it cost to buy you out?</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Saul Williams -- 1987:</div><div class="quote_post">
At the gates of Atlantis we stand,
Ours is the blood that flowed from the palms of his hands.</div>
...

 

[Shapecity]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Abraham Talked
Muhammad Talked
And Moses split the sea
(Jesus Walk with me)
I ain't tryin to profit off the prophets so this one's for free </div> -- Lupe Fiasco

 

[Iggy]

This whole freestyle by Chino XL:

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">fire and brimstone is our life's stage ,so my rhymes pack enough heat to melt the next iceage
i’ve been fond of phonic, it’s ironic, even as an embryonic
fed through an umbilical, don’t that sound biblical?
i wrote anthems from antonyms, harmonies from homonyms
created cinema from synonyms, wrote rhetoricals in rhythms
wrote lectures so infectious, language is my essence, ****** up in all my adolescence
shake my hand, i'll snap your wrist off, been God on earth so long, the one in Heaven's pissed off
they been keepin me on the shelf for ages, but me retire? it'll be easier to change every light bulb in Vegas
air fair, exotic vacations, bought my mom so many minks, animal activists plot my assasination
you was a platinum artist until you got paid, but I spread new rap styles like prostitutes spread aids
**** strike a nerve, i massacre strike a main vein, one line from my brain could turn Bar Mitzvah's into Soul Train
best since the earth began, rhyme greater than the age of man, i write more 'essays' than incarcerated Mexicans</div>