Best Movie Lines

[Bo_]

Well I looked on only the first page, and didn't see a thread of the best movie lines. So now there is one.Here's my favey faves.Apocalypse Now- "You smell that?...I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like....victory."- "Terminate. With extreme prejudice."- "I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man."Godfather 1 & 2-"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."-"I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart."- "Fredo, you're nothing to me now."Heat-"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."Field of Dreams-America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come. "Shawshank- "You could argue he'd done it to curry favor with the guards. Or, maybe make a few friends among us cons. Me, I think he did it just to feel normal again, if only for a short while."-"I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope. "that's it for me...for now.

 

[Pacers fan forever]

Drumline:?You must learn to follow before you can lead.?

 

[SirLaker]

Great Quotes Bo.Some more...Scarface: "Say Hello to my little friend"Terminator 2: "I'll Be Back"

 

[Bo_]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LakersFan247 @ Mar 27 2007, 11:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Great Quotes Bo.Some more...Scarface: Say Hello to my little friend"Terminator 2: "I'll Be Back"</div>Classics.That drumline one was actually okay too, pacers, haha.

 

[Something-To-Say]

Obviously the best line in movie history is: 'Bond. James Bond.'Right behind that is: 'My name-a Borat.' and 'Oh de baby!'

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

BoratBorat: [while driving] Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?Driving Instructor: No, no, no, no, no, no!Borat: A-why not?Driving Instructor: Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.Borat: [stunned] WHAT...? You joke?Driving Instructor: It must be consentual. How 'bout that?Borat: [turns to Instructor, pauses] Ahahahahaha!Driving Instructor: That's good, huh?Borat: [pause] Is not good for me. Azamat: What's in California?Borat: Pearl Harbor is there. So is Texas. Borat: What's up with it, vanilla face? American PieJim: "She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!"Stifler: "Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake."The GodfatherVito Corleone: "Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family, can never be a real man."Vito Corleone: "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."Marlon Brando (Don Corleone): "What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you."ScarfaceTony: "All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for nobody, you understand?"Bernstein: "Every day above ground is a good day."Frank: "Tony, don't kill me, please!"Tony: "I ain't gonna kill you."Frank: "Oh Christ, thank you! Thank you!"Tony: "Manolo, shoot that piece of sh*t!"Tony: "What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fu*kin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fingers and say, 'That's the bad guy.' So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"Tony: "Who you think you're messing with, man. I'm Tony Montana! You messin with me, you messin' with the best!"Coach Carter"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."Coach Ken Carter: "I end up taking a road trip to the suburbs where I find my drunk ass point guard on top of Daddy's little princess."Worm: "Actually, I was on the bottom, coach, she was on the top."Lyle: "we're a team. one player triumphs, we all triumph. one player struggles, we all struggle."Full Metal JacketGny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: !Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Holy dog poop! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.Taxi DriverDe Niro: "You talking to me?"Arthur:Susan: A real woman could stop you from drinking.Arthur: It'd have to be a real BIG woman.Arthur: You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you! Arthur: Bitterman! Do you want to double your salary?Bitterman: Yes sir!Arthur: Then open that door! Susan: Arthur, take my hand.Arthur: But that would only leave you with one! Arthur: Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath.Hobson: I'll alert the media.Arthur: Do you want to run my bath for me?Hobson: It's what I live for.[Arthur exits]Hobson: Perhaps you would like me to wash your dick for you... you little sh*t.

 

[BrewCityBuck]

Shawshank RedemptionI have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend. My favorite of all-time.

 

[Opal]

You all are forgetting the best one ever! Wow, just wow you all disappoint me.Snakes on a Plane, quote by Samuel L. Jackson:"THERE ARE MUTHA fu*kin SNAKES ON THIS MUTHA fu*kin PLANE!

 

[ElMaster]

:worthy: "Traffic, traffic, lookin for my chapstick, feelin kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick."

 

[CB4allstar]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Camby23Land @ Mar 28 2007, 03:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You all are forgetting the best one ever! Wow, just wow you all disappoint me.Snakes on a Plane, quote by Samuel L. Jackson:"THERE ARE MUTHA fu*kin SNAKES ON THIS MUTHA fu*kin PLANE!</div>That's not even it....It was "I'm tired of these mother fu*kin snakes on this mother fu*kin plane!"

 

[Memphology]

I dont know the exact words, but its something like this:<u>American Pie</u>Mom: Come down honey, dinner is readyGirl:Im COMING!!!!!! (this is when dude was trying to "tongue twister")

 

[LAZY]

And an ass hole in a bathrobe

 

[7Goat]

Old man sees pretty lady"How would you like to bite that in the butt, develop lockjaw, and get dragged to death?"

 

[SirLaker]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ElMaster @ Mar 28 2007, 11:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>:worthy: "Traffic, traffic, lookin for my chapstick, feelin kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick."</div>Malibu's Most Wanted.

 

[the_pestilence]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Coach Carter"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."</div>You do know that that's a Marianne Williamson poem, right? It's not originally from coach carter.On a side note, Coach Carter actually says he based his coaching style off the style of my school's head coach of 30+ years who is retiring this year. I can see that, seeing as how, during our three hour practices, at least two and a half hours of them are sprinting. We rarely actually practice basketball.

 

[Justice]

"I've got a bad feeling about this." - Everybody, Star Wars"Khhhhaaaannnnnn!!" - Kirk, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Lily Sloane: Jean-Luc, blow up the damn ship! Jean-Luc Picard: NO! Nooooooooo! [smashes a display case in anger] I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done! Lily Sloane: You broke your little ships. See you around, Ahab. Jean-Luc Picard: What did you say? Lily Sloane: What? You don't have books in the 24th century? Jean-Luc Picard: "And he piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the rage and hate felt by his whole race. If his chest had been a cannon he would have shot his heart upon it." Lily Sloane: What? Jean-Luc Picard: Moby Dick. Lily Sloane: Actually, I never read it. Star Trek: First ContactHahahaha.Edit: Big Gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later!

 

[koopa]

<u>pulp fiction</u>[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet sh*t! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET sh*t on us! What flavor is this?Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.Jules: [pause] What?Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how f*cking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys sh*t. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead (edit) in my garage.Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead (edit) Storage?Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead (edit) Storage?Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?Jules: Why?Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead (edit) ain't my f*cking business, that's why! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jules: English, Motherf*cker, do you speak it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?Brett: What?Jules: What country you from?Brett: What?Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?Brett: What?Jules: ENGLISH, Motherf*cker! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?Brett: Yes!Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!Brett: Yes!Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!Brett: What, I-?Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, Motherf*cker. Say what one more goddamn time.Brett: He's b-b-black...Jules: Go on.Brett: He's bald...Jules: Does he look like a bi*ch?Brett: What?[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A bi*ch?Brett: No!Jules: Then why you try to F*ck him like a bi*ch, Brett?Brett: I didn't.Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to F*ck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be F*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<u>Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby</u>Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you,jesuz, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ricky Bobby: Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ricky Bobby: I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.

 

[KCX]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (koopa @ Mar 29 2007, 12:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Ricky Bobby: I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.</div>HAHA, I love that movie.

 

[gentile]

No Hitchcock, master of American cinema?I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They'll see. They'll see, and they'll know, and they'll say...'Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!' "Psycho"